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9:09 pm
February 9, 2013
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Ive heard I look like Chandler from friends
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July 15, 2012
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JabroniKilla said
Ive heard I look like Chandler from friends
You look like french stewart
11:28 am
March 30, 2013
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I’ve gotten celebrities as wide ranging as Noah Wyle and Walter Matthau. This girl once told me I look like a serial killer when I do the intercourse to her parts. I have a big nose. The same girl was in awe and said I could probably sniff a good amount of yay through the thing.
12:16 pm
February 9, 2013
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
JabroniKilla said
Ive heard I look like Chandler from friendsYou look like french stewart
U look like Miley cyrus
12:32 pm
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August 6, 2013
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Back when I was skinny people told me I look like Mac Miller. A guy at work said I reminded him of Charles Manson or some other cult leader because my hair was scruffy and my beard unkempt.
5:52 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I been told I look like the white version of Ice Cube/Wish Bone.
5:22 pm
August 27, 2012
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Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
Im glad im not the only one. I usually get Steve Buscemi or sometimes Warren Beatty….
This is quasi non-sequitur but the guy at 711 up the street from my house is fucking convinced I left my ID at his store one day and keeps getting them out and holding up random IDs to see if theyre mine…some are flattering but some are so off base im not sure if hes fucking with me or legit crazy.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
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May 22, 2012
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OCJ_Brendan said
Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
Im glad im not the only one. I usually get Steve Buscemi or sometimes Warren Beatty….This is quasi non-sequitur but the guy at 711 up the street from my house is fucking convinced I left my ID at his store one day and keeps getting them out and holding up random IDs to see if theyre mine…some are flattering but some are so off base im not sure if hes fucking with me or legit crazy.
do you have any idea how hard it is to set up a plausible cover identity these days?
shoulda took one.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:09 pm
March 8, 2014
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scruffy said
do you have any idea how hard it is to set up a plausible cover identity these days?
Should we be concerned that you do?
4:49 pm
August 8, 2012
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everyone says I look exactly like madrox.. I’ve heard that for like the last 16 years
some thought I actually was him at first
5:08 pm
August 27, 2012
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scruffy said
OCJ_Brendan said
Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
Im glad im not the only one. I usually get Steve Buscemi or sometimes Warren Beatty….This is quasi non-sequitur but the guy at 711 up the street from my house is fucking convinced I left my ID at his store one day and keeps getting them out and holding up random IDs to see if theyre mine…some are flattering but some are so off base im not sure if hes fucking with me or legit crazy.
do you have any idea how hard it is to set up a plausible cover identity these days?
shoulda took one.
I still have the option he solicits them to me every time he sees me like hes never done it before. I suppose I am wary of the establishment… Some of the homies whose main source of income might or might not be fraud tend to steer clear of 711 and Wallmart…as these two’s corporate policy is to store tapes and prosecute almost any offense they can prove with video evidance… Kmart on the other hand is in the stone age so have at em boys…
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:18 pm
May 29, 2013
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When I was fat(ter) I was told I looked like a white Bernie Mac, I was also told I looked like Petunia (the chick born with a pig’s nose or whatever in that shitty movie) but that was just to bully me, I was called pig-nose and pig-shit throughout middleschool. Which is weird cus I aint even got a fuckin pig nose lol. My girlfriend thinks if I got super skinny and styled my hair, I’d look like Roman Godfrey (from Hemlock Grove. If you have netflix and you’re not watching that show, watch that fucking show)
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12:30 am
April 16, 2014
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To answer the original questions…
1) I wouldn’t care about having eaten human flesh in and of itself, but I’d be a little concerned about how I got myself into a situation where I was eating something given to me by someone who was so nuts they were serving up human flesh. Could just as easily have been poisoned, it would seem.
2) Nope, someone who was carrying was looking for me one time but they didn’t find me. Ended up not being a big deal, even if the guy had found me at worst he probably woulda just waved it around.
3) None, I was within a couple hundred yards of two terrorist attacks when they were happening though- the Boston Marathon bombings and the Westgate Mall attack in Kenya.
4) I am working very intently on my skills but I don’t ever rap out loud, even in the shower. My plan is to emerge fully formed as a rapper one day and just start spitting like crazy out of nowhere, picking up a crowd as I go like the pied muhfuckin piper and shit
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11:20 pm
March 30, 2013
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Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
Im glad im not the only one. I usually get Steve Buscemi or sometimes Warren Beatty….
I know a gal who is attracted to Mr. Pink. She hates on the ICP Juggalo thing in general, but man her caboose is unreal. Dudes still call her “White Ghetto Booty” and she’s not ghetto at all. Just has a huge Caucasian ass. So go get her, Steve!
4:29 am
September 18, 2012
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A I already eat people. I’d probably just eat more people. I like eating the younger women.
B Being the bad ass mother fucker that I am, I get into gun fights every day.
C A nuclear bombing. Scary shit, man, scary shit.
D I was in The Beatles. I wrote Eleanor Rigby
4:32 am
September 18, 2012
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LTB said
When I was fat(ter) I was told I looked like a white Bernie Mac, I was also told I looked like Petunia (the chick born with a pig’s nose or whatever in that shitty movie) but that was just to bully me, I was called pig-nose and pig-shit throughout middleschool. Which is weird cus I aint even got a fuckin pig nose lol. My girlfriend thinks if I got super skinny and styled my hair, I’d look like Roman Godfrey (from Hemlock Grove. If you have netflix and you’re not watching that show, watch that fucking show)
I see the resemblance.
4:48 am
December 3, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
Im glad im not the only one. I usually get Steve Buscemi or sometimes Warren Beatty….I know a gal who is attracted to Mr. Pink. She hates on the ICP Juggalo thing in general, but man her caboose is unreal. Dudes still call her “White Ghetto Booty” and she’s not ghetto at all. Just has a huge Caucasian ass. So go get her, Steve!
No thanks Winston Hogback. Chick that thinks Buscemi is hot DEFINITELY has some daddy issues
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
12:04 pm
March 30, 2013
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Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
Old Mr Dangerous said
Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
Im glad im not the only one. I usually get Steve Buscemi or sometimes Warren Beatty….I know a gal who is attracted to Mr. Pink. She hates on the ICP Juggalo thing in general, but man her caboose is unreal. Dudes still call her “White Ghetto Booty” and she’s not ghetto at all. Just has a huge Caucasian ass. So go get her, Steve!
No thanks Winston Hogback. Chick that thinks Buscemi is hot DEFINITELY has some daddy issues
Her parents put her on birth control at age 12. She was sexually active at catholic schools. Has anyone ever met a Catholic girl that wasn’t promiscuous??
But yes I wouldn’t recommend her for more than just a quick doggy style. She got divirced after one year of marriage after fucking her husband’s best friend. Now they’re married. Some people are awful. I’ve only sucked her tits once. She is obsesses with Mr. Hogback.
Slum what’s your porn name I can’t recall lol
10:21 pm
December 3, 2012
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Clint Manhammer be the name
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
10:28 pm
May 29, 2013
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
LTB said
When I was fat(ter) I was told I looked like a white Bernie Mac, I was also told I looked like Petunia (the chick born with a pig’s nose or whatever in that shitty movie) but that was just to bully me, I was called pig-nose and pig-shit throughout middleschool. Which is weird cus I aint even got a fuckin pig nose lol. My girlfriend thinks if I got super skinny and styled my hair, I’d look like Roman Godfrey (from Hemlock Grove. If you have netflix and you’re not watching that show, watch that fucking show)I see the resemblance.
To which?
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