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5:27 pm
March 30, 2013
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I’m in a swell mood y’all. Just got a raise today, at $15 an hour. Took my girls to the park, a huge storm is about to hit, and I got mesome lemonade and vodka. Rare ffor me as I’m a beer guy. But anyway some questions I’ve been mulling over..
A.) If you discovered that at any point in your life, you were unknowingly fed human flesh, what do you think you would do about it?How would you feel?
B.) Have you ever been shot at? With bullets. Or, perhaps, ninja stars or ssome other mortal projectile?
C.) Worst natural disaster you’ve survived or seen?
D ) Ever been in a band? Or rapped more than just in the shower?
5:43 pm
July 11, 2012
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a)think you been watchin too much sunny in phillly lately..lol..nothing I could do about it really..feel full maybe?
b)never been shot at.My dad is a cop and he has multiple times…I have been shot in my dreams in the stomach and I could actually feel the bullet in there and I dug them all out with my finger.Been stabbed in my dreams,blown up,fell from cliffs,buildings and actually hit the ground and shit went black then I woke up…
c)just the shit on tv
D)I played guitar in my old band A Tortured Nature and we played a few shows before we broke up.Played bass in a band in high school too.
5:46 pm
July 11, 2012
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also congrats on the raise….wish we got storms in so cal.Maybe once a summer we get some crazy storm.love that shit too.
5:57 pm
August 27, 2012
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A: I went to dinner at Brotha Lynch’s house once…he told me they were baby back ribs…but they didn’t look like the ones at Chili’s…
B: Aside from paintball or airsoft…not maliciously…I had a buddy shoot a watermelon as I was setting it up downrange…but it was only once cuz he got bitchsmacked by another homie for doing something so careless and dangerous…I wasn’t too jazzed about it myself…
C: I was in a trailer during a Tornado as a kid…it was pretty scary…We had to book with the wind whipping shit around and air raid sirens going off in the park, to this McDonalds cuz it had a basement…luckily not too much damage…but its given me an irrational fear of Tornados to this day…A category 1 hurricane came through VA when I was a freshman in highschool, but that wasn’t too bad…its kinda eerie seeing the eye pass over…I remember that and all the down powerlines vividly.
D: I was in Band in middle school…I played the trombone…then I found weed…and pussy…and thats all she wrote…
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
8:35 pm
March 30, 2013
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Violentdope said
also congrats on the raise….wish we got storms in so cal.Maybe once a summer we get some crazy storm.love that shit too.
Thanks! But have never seen the Sunny show and the storm was a dud.
8:43 pm
December 3, 2012
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A: Put some Lowrys Seasoning on that bitch
B: As kids we would put coveralls on and shoot each other with bb guns but thats the extent of it….Really fucking stupid now that I look back on it.
C: In 96 a tornado came through and destoryed a good chunk of our town. We are lucky though living in the Ohio Valley, because you dont have to worry about earthquakes, ice storms, mudslides, etc. Tornados and Floods are all we get and they are rare
D: kinda, not really. My friend and I use to jam together but I couldnt do anything more than simple power chords
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
8:46 pm
March 30, 2013
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@ocj_brendan good stuff lol…
For me:
A.) I wouldn’t be that upset about it I don’t think. Some say that you inherit the qualities of the person you eat. The flick “Ravenous” is an underrated cult classic that deals with this. Ever heard of the Wendigo?
B.) I haven’t been shot at to my knowledge. My brother shot a long wooden spear at me once.
C.) Nothing major. When I first visited NC I actually went to the ocean with my mom during Hurricane Bonnie. We are dumb ass crazy Yanks I guess lol. There was a few people on the insanely fogged up, washed out beach. I remember the pier was destroyed and there was dog shit on the sand. We tried to get to the beach one way and the road was full of water… the wind back home almost destroyed our trailer… felt a very mild earthquake once in NY and my dad didn’t feel it literally across the road. He thinks I’m lying to this day but it was in the paper. I had no idea what it was at first because it just felt like I couldn’t walk. . . Survived the Blizzard of ’93 lol… my homie went to help repair New Orleans after Katrina. He said it was beyond fuxked up.
D.) Despite attempts at the Skin Flute, Rusty Trombone, and Meat Whistle, I’ve never been instrumentally talented besides piano and harmonica. I did get drunk after driving twelve hours to NC and I blacked out and apparently free styled faster and better than anyone my homie had ever heard. He’s a Strange fan too. He said it was amazing. I don’t recall anything except these weird kittens lunging at me playfully while I pilled a wagon to get firewood. Then I passed out between a tree and a trailer.
8:50 pm
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August 12, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
I’m in a swell mood y’all. Just got a raise today, at $15 an hour.
Congrats!
A.) If you discovered that at any point in your life, you were unknowingly fed human flesh, what do you think you would do about it?How would you feel?
puke and sick
B.) Have you ever been shot at? With bullets. Or, perhaps, ninja stars or ssome other mortal projectile?
yes, with a BB Gun as a kid
C.) Worst natural disaster you’ve survived or seen?
1 Tornado, 20 plus Hurricanes, 5 or 6 blizzards and 1 earthquake
D ) Ever been in a band? Or rapped more than just in the shower?
Yes, i played some shitty guitar and sang in my early teen years.
9:08 pm
July 11, 2012
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C) Didn’t even think about earthquakes…lol. We have them so much in so cal that I dont even think about it anymore..they are fun though.
6:20 am
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May 22, 2012
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A.) If you discovered that at any point in your life, you were unknowingly fed human flesh, what do you think you would do about it?How would you feel?
im sure id be fine with it. assuming no contamination or whatnot.
if anything, id be annoyed that i wasnt told in advance, so i could take notes. ive always thought i would be willing to at least try it, if there were no particular consequences. cannibalistic tribes [i believe in the pacific] called it ‘long pig’, so supposedly, we taste pork-like.
B.) Have you ever been shot at? With bullets. Or, perhaps, ninja stars or ssome other mortal projectile?
oh yeah.
and yes, i mean with bullets. a shotgun once, as well.
i dont recommend it.
C.) Worst natural disaster you’ve survived or seen?
couple of nastier tornados, couple of nastier blizzards. anything else wouldve been too tame to call a disaster.
course, im only saying that cuz i wasnt the one that got fucked up. im the kinda guy likes to go outside and play in the hailstorm, just to taunt mother nature.
D ) Ever been in a band? Or rapped more than just in the shower?
well, yeah. and yeah.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:29 am
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February 15, 2014
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A.) If you discovered that at any point in your life, you were unknowingly fed human flesh, what do you think you would do about it?How would you feel?
Wouldn’t think twice about. Past is the past and thoughts or feelings about it don’t change the events.
B.) Have you ever been shot at? With bullets. Or, perhaps, ninja stars or ssome other mortal projectile?
BB’s
C.) Worst natural disaster you’ve survived or seen?
Hurricanes and earthquakes but none that were really bad.
D ) Ever been in a band? Or rapped more than just in the shower?
Not really.
1:49 pm
May 29, 2013
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I’d have some spiritual conflict over it, not sure God is too keen on cannibalism.
Yes, with a highpowered rifle. Some dick weed mistook me and my uncle for deer. It was bow season, on my uncle’s property. So last thing we expected was some poaching redneck with a .308 to be stalking us. Scary shit, heard the air crack past my head.
i was half a mile from a tornado that did some damage like a week ago while working my security job at phantom. First time I ever heard a tornado siren, and I had no shelter other than my car. Scary shit as well.
i rap in my car, not the shower. Other than that, no.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
2:35 pm
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April 1, 2012
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A) I just hope whatever I ate that was human went down easy and came out smoothly. Nothing I could do about it afterwards, maybe ask for seconds next time perhaps.
B) Yes. BB guns, airsoft pellets, knives have been thrown at me. Firework mortars aimed in my direction. But a gun, it came close to that point.
C) Where I grew up, we would get hit with floods during hurricane season. Parking lots and basements of the apartments were flooded out. Last year before I moved away an apartment complex blew up in flames. Cause of a hurricane.
D) No comment.
4:13 pm
January 21, 2014
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1) no clue, hope i never have to find out
2)nope, nothing deadly
3) blizzards/ ice storms is it
4) nope
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
4:14 pm
January 21, 2014
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LTB said
i was half a mile from a tornado that did some damage like a week ago while working my security job at phantom. First time I ever heard a tornado siren, and I had no shelter other than my car. Scary shit as well.
@ltb you aren’t in OH are you?
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
7:11 pm
August 8, 2012
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1. I suppose I’d have to do a food review and post it online
2. many times, isn’t that normal?
3. blizzards and tornados every year here in MI – was in a tropical storm in Virginia beach
4. I knew these girls that were in a band, and I was inside them.. so yeah I guess I have been in a band
8:38 pm
May 29, 2013
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stretchSquiggles said
LTB said
i was half a mile from a tornado that did some damage like a week ago while working my security job at phantom. First time I ever heard a tornado siren, and I had no shelter other than my car. Scary shit as well.
ltb you aren’t in OH are you?
Nope, Indiana. Like 45 minutes from ohio tho. Fort Wayne
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
11:18 pm
March 30, 2013
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Loving these replies so far, especially @sketchez number 1.. haha a cannibal food review show would be insane.. like does red wine go better with the sauteed asscheek of a Vietnamese man aged fifty years, or do you prefer the pickled and mashed elbow kneecap soufflé of a pygmy hermaphrodite Eskimo child? … amyways I hate the alter this thread (no I don’t, I actually do this a lot cus I give few to no fucks), but as of midnight I’ll have been with my wife for sixteen fucking years! Good times. I was with another girl at the time, whom had supple DD’s, but guess what?? My girl had even larger ones! Bwahahsha but for real it ain’t about that. She’s stuck with me through an inferno. I could pen a helluvan autobiographo about our life together y’all. Its been insane. In great ways!
Okay that being said, she’s never shot at me, nor fed me human steaks, she can’t rap (or can she?), and has survived the same natural disasters as me. Love that girl.
11:25 pm
May 29, 2013
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I’ll have been with mine for 5 years in july. Most dependable girl i’ve ever met. 20 year old girls of her faithfulness and willingness (more like aspiration to be) home makers are a dying breed. Especially ones willing to put up with the caliber of bullshit I put out.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
11:30 pm
March 30, 2013
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LTB said
I’ll have been with mine for 5 years in july. Most dependable girl i’ve ever met. 20 year old girls of her faithfulness and willingness (more like aspiration to be) home makers are a dying breed. Especially ones willing to put up with the caliber of bullshit I put out.
Congrats x 5 homie! Good women are hard to find. Hell good humans in general are.
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