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9:27 pm
May 29, 2013
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So today at my gas station these two stripper chicks come in and as I’m ringing them up, the one just asks me outta the blue if I’d like to be a dancer. I was like “whaaat?” And she then proceeded to try her damnedest to recruit me for the male review going on in a few weeks, saying I’d be perfect cus my beefy arms, enticing me with easy money, being surrounded with nekked bitches, being able to buy booze at work even though I’m under 21 cus it’s a seedy ass place, etc. Three nights starting out, then every saturday for 2 hours. Would you do it? I’m considering it pretty hard, haven’t faced a moral conflict like this’un in a while.
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9:38 pm
August 27, 2012
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To me the big issue is how your girl feels. I wouldn’t want my girl stripping (its been an offer before) or even serving or bar tending at that kinda club. In exchange I wouldn’t do it either. If shes cool with it then its all gravey…
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9:42 pm
May 29, 2013
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She was too busy laughing at the thought of me gyrating in a speedo to take it seriously. Then when she calmed down, she seemed indifferent leaning towards dissaproval, but not wholly against it. Women are fickle creatures.
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10:03 pm
September 18, 2012
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Nope. I know what goes on and you’ll get your dick sucked.
Well, depends on if you get nude or if you are on stage. I know private party male strippers that get full nude get their dicks sucked.
Do it if you want your dick sucked. Don’t do it if your girl would get mad if you get your dick sucked.
10:05 pm
May 29, 2013
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Lmao, too scared of venereal disease and the love of my life to let strange bitches felate this here wing-wong. Barring me not having the self control to prevent getting my dick sucked, any other concerns lucem?
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10:09 pm
September 18, 2012
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They will try to suck your dick, and once that dick gets in that mouth there is no stopping it.
10:17 pm
May 29, 2013
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We’ll just have to hope that doesn’t happen lol
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10:26 pm
November 30, 2012
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Trust me, once your girl sees all the other girls putting shit in your g-string and cheering you on, she’s gonna be pissed. Do it to make a lot of money, but make no mistake about it, your girlfriend is leaving.
As far as would I do it? What, you mean on like a fetish night or something? I was fat all through my twenties. Now I have too many scars to be a striper, even one is too many. I also would lie to actually marry who I’m with. But, if I was asked when I wasn’t fat, and had the opportunity, and was single, fuck yeah dude. But, needless to say, the offer was never there. For awhile I was the poster child for better living.
11:27 pm
February 24, 2014
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yes i would. i would slap my cock up and down all over the place, and pull out my best ravishing rick rude and val venus moves.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
11:56 pm
September 18, 2012
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Sean Law just likes getting his dick sucked.
11:58 pm
November 30, 2012
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Sean Law’s a smart man.
12:05 am
May 10, 2012
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
Nope. I know what goes on and you’ll get your dick sucked.
Lmfao @lucem-ferre that had me cracking up for a good minute dude. If you love your lady enough to shoo away desperate cock seekers and free drugs, and you can convince her its good for the money, go balls deep with the opportunity. If you think it’ll be that much of a problem and you can do without the cash,I’d shrug it off and take it as flattery. Personally, I’d do it at least one night (try out and see if you even make it) just to be able to say I gave it a try, but that’s me.
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12:38 am
February 24, 2014
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fuck ya dude. i would pelvic fuck the hell out a bridesmaids face. id whip my shlong in a clockwise formation and Generate air like a fan right in her face.
smell my dick!
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
1:11 am
August 29, 2012
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on the real though idk because it’s kinda yes seedy maybe kind of weird but whatever go see wtf is up with it is what I think any guy in this situation should do
5:52 am
January 21, 2014
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no… no i would not… EVER. i also deal with anxiety and am uncomfortable being in a crowded place and not the center of attention, i always “have my guard up”, like someone is actually gonna come out of nowhere and start a fight or try and shank me, put me on stage in front of a bunch of people i have never met before and have them all start screaming and applauding… i think i would break right there and then… that and i instantly think “FUCK THESES BITCHES! they wouldn’t have been caught dead with me in high-school but now I’m their little show dog or dancing monkey? FUCK THAT”
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
6:00 am
January 21, 2014
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you could do the sexy marine gimick tho… get the breakaway uniform, march up and down the runway, carrying a giant dilldo in place of a rifle… i’d like to see that 
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6:35 am
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May 22, 2012
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i would absolutely not like to see that.
but he should still do it.
the clubs i worked at wouldve had me and every other worker in the in the building bumrushing, toothsweet, any customer that dared to attempt an actual sex act with a performer [male or female]. then, the former customer would be sent on their way with a lot of very mean words, and probably an injury or three.
my advice, ltb, if you really are considering it, is to go down to the club unannounced, as a customer, buy a coke and toss a dollar at the stage every now and then, but spend the whole time watching everything but the dancers. the customers, the staff, observe what you can of the building layout, decor [surreptitiously eye the ‘vip area’, if you can do it without getting noticed]. if the house is really seedy, youll recognize the dangers quickly. if its just seedy customers, not as big a deal; it would presumably be a much different crowd, anyway.
just know: working at a strip club affects your life. especially for the performers. you would not just punch in, dance around, and punch out with your money. that doesnt happen, they wont let it. theyll try to pull you in, in one way or another.
good money, though.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:44 am
May 29, 2013
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Well, lydia read through this thread and needless to say lucem’s insistence i’d inadvertently get my dick sucked coupled with her already way to strong sense of insecurity, she is totally against it now. Didn’t say she’d leave me or anything, just that she wouldn’t be happy if I did. And since I’m a big pussy who cares what my lady thinks, I don’t think I’m gonna. Sucks, I was just working myself up to it too. Would make a great story one day. Also @scruffy in indiana you can’t go to titty bars until you’re 21 cus they’re “bars” so I couldn’t do that awesome scoping the place out plan you had. My dad only the other hand has been there a few times and he sad it’s a sleez hole.
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2:46 pm
December 3, 2012
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Lucem and Sean, you motha fuckas crack me up. Probably a lack of sleep, but I found this thread to be much funnier than it probably is.
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That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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4:15 pm
January 21, 2014
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scruffy said
i would absolutely not like to see that.but he should still do it.
oh scruffy your no fun XD
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
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