Randy is the most talented person on here.  Sorry warlock

Wow, it got dark in here fast. Im gonna add some more to the list to lighten things up.

36. Never forget, when you are making love(cuz juggalos dont fuck we make sweet passionate love) to stick your toe in her ass and tweek her titty nipples.

37. Every day at noon you no matter where you are at you must drop to your knees and face the direction of the lotus pod to pay tribute

38. The juggalo alchoholic beverage of choice is a shitload of golden grain in a milk jug mixed with blue raspberry faygo. This is called the “panty dropper”.

39. Always go dutch on dates, cuz we are juggalos and poor as FUCK

40. In a convo you must use the word ninja a minimum of twice every paragraph. I use it as a conversational pause instead of umm or ya know what im sayin?

41. You must own a bootleg copy of the purple show that you got at the dirt mall from a dude who looks like he is two big macs away from stroking out

42. ALWAYS be chillin and illin….even if your guts just happen to be all over the ceiling.

43. Never buy rubbers, just use abk’s after he is done with them

44. Who am I kidding? Juggalos dont use rubbers….probably why I knocked a girl up when I was fifteen.

45. If you have baby mama drama, leave it off of facebook…..Take it on springer instead.

Slumerican502 said
40. In a convo you must use the word ninja a minimum of twice every paragraph. I use it as a conversational pause instead of umm or ya know what im sayin?

 

Alternatively, if one is wearing Shaggy 2 Dope paint, it is perfectly acceptable (if not mandatory) to use “Know What I’m Sayin’?” between every three words.

@lucem-ferre, who do you think you are now, Dr. Phil? You two should hang out, neither one of you is worth listening to, or a real doctor. 

I’ve sobered up, and looking back, I STILL say that one less junkie is a good thing. Fuck you Lucem, you always act all high and mighty and like you’re better than everybody else, and the whole time your own flesh and blood was giving $5 blow jobs at the bus station. The apple never falls far from the tree, things to ponder.

Also, I agree that no one should die at age 35, unless said person is a junkie, in which case it’s, holy shit, this piece of human garbage lived to be 35. Your brothers death is a great thing, and I enjoy the taste of your tears. Saying that anyone should morn the loss of a junkie is laughable, and far from tragic. If my sister was a junkie I’d kill her myself, you let him roam around wasting oxygen, way to go. So, in closing, again, fuck you and your “Loss.” The world just got a little bit better. Why? Because your brother is dead, and thank fucking God. Good riddance to bad rubbish and the people who walk around smelling like it.

piggofdoom said
Junkies can get help. I would rather a junkie turn his life around than die. Why are you always so vindictive, @patjoyce ? Not trying to jump into another argument, but why do you enjoy pissing people off so much? And idk why you don’t like 4chan, they are just like you lol. Sometimes it’s fun to be a dick.

He did. He used to be a huge heroin addict and when he overdosed the first time he got clean and got married and got her pregnant and just overdosed on pills he was prescribed.

You said 35 on the last page, 25 is much better. Thanks for the correction. And this has always been my point when it comes to junkies, they ALWAYS od again, they never get clean. But thank God he got clean just long enough to meet a girl and get her pregnant with a kid who will now have to grow up without his biological father. In this case that’s a good thing, but still, what a dick. Yeah, I think I’ll just take all these pills i just got prescribed. It says take one every four hours, so I’ll just take forty at once. He got what he deserved, the world got one less junkie, and you got to go to a funeral.

So, Uncle Lucem, you gonna be the new daddy? She can’t have high standards, I say you go for it.