20. You must  put a two liter in your butt cheeks amd weave your nut hairs

21. You must attend your wedding in paint and make love on your honey moon to the “love song”  on repeat

22. You must show the world how unique  you are by getting a hatchman tat that ten thousand other people have.

23. You must tivo icp theater. If no tivo or tv is available steal one.

24. You must jack off while shaggy smooches, while watching him from the bushes

25. You must be able to recite all flavors of faygo at a moments notice

26. You must buy baggy jeans and cut up the bottoms so you look more scrubby

28. You must talk about how nobody understands your music while at the same time scoffing others tastes

29. You must be broody and mysterious. Just assholish enough that women think they can change you. Dont over do it though

30.  You must murder people in your sleep and eat steak and shake afterwards

31. You must not let anybody stop your shine and get wicked like aids in a gay mans butt

Battlerap a fatkid at the library over the internet

Remember when PRJ started the poll on “Should Chuklz Stop Creating Threads?” and everybody voted yes? I do, it’s a shame some people don’t (hint, hint).

That thread was epic, I’d just leave it alone. That was one of the best threads ever, hard to top.

I was going to list all the reasons Chuklz isn’t funny, but that would literally take all night. Instead, here are a list of all the ways he contradicted himself, and while his ideas are not just unfunny, but impossible to achieve:

1.) There is no story about the moth, making learning it impossible. This is also all the proof you need that all of Chuklz comments on this list will be unfunny and embarrasing to read, being that this is the one the made the top, the prime cut. His best of the best. Sigh…..

2.) Stealing hair from Violent J, not just unfunny, but nearly impossible too. 7 million cells from Shaggy’s dome? Christ, it’s painful reading this list.

3.) Monoxide doesn’t have 10,000 cousins. Nobody does.

4.) While there are juggalo facebook pages, there is nowhere close to 100,000,000. Or of any other subject of any kind on facebook.

5.) Rescue a buttterfly, it’s winter here asshole. Apparently real juggalos can’t live in any state that has to put up with winter. Rescue a butterfly, my fucking good God…..

6.) How many masseuse’s does Boondox need? Apparently there will be about 2 real juggalos at the most with this horribly unfunny idea.

7.) No one even knows what Project Born looks like, so who could tattoo it?

8.) There is only one gathering a year, making going to 20 impossible.

9.) Drop 17 tears every fuckin day. Stop ruining a great song with your shitty humor.

10.) Why Sugar Slam’s ass? I’d rather go for the pussy, but you obviously dig men. So, basically, you have to fuck a married woman to be a real juggalo.

11.) Make a shitty rules list. This won’t make you a juggalo, but will make you pathetically unfunny.

12.) There is no pre 1970’s merchandise. 

13.) Very few hot topics sell any juggalo merch anymore.

14.) No real juggalo would waste candy apple faygo, let alone enough to fill a pool with. Lame.

Plenty of others that left me speechless, literally. They were so retarded, they don’t even deserve to be contradicted. But seriously Chuklz, you don’t really find anything you said amusing, do you? It was painful to read. Go visit Mecca bitch.