Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Warning: the following is actually very underwhelming

When I was in New Orleans there was a lot of people who practiced voodoo, well, kinda, a lot of them were just trying to sell dolls and weird totem things, (which seemed to work pretty well) but some of them seemed very serious, and I had one strange encounter, this woman was pouring what looked like random chemicals, I legit watched this chick burn her own skin because something boiling shot up from it, she looked godamn insane, she was working for a store, so I figured she was just trying to sell whatever she was pretending to make, and not to my surprise she was giving out samples of what she was supposedly making, I took a drink and instantly started hallucinating, I was off my schizo meds at the time, but it happened fucking instantly, now you may just think that I took a sketchy ass drink in the middle of a crime ridden city, but the thing is is that the woman began verbally describing what I was seeing, and later I realized that she wasn’t selling any of that drink, and was routinely taking drinks of whatever the fuck she was making, her eyes going back and forth from being black and white, I don’t think you can do that with contacts, and she started pulling out dolls that resembled me and other people coming through, and saying shit like “ya wanna see what I can do with this” and then just started laughing, and put her finger on the left eye and suddenly I couldn’t see out of it. I panicked and left.

Tbh I was probably just hallucinating at least half of that. But yeah, that’s my experience with voodoo.  

Well being as Im from there, you probably ingested some form of Absinthe. I would advise not to take any kind of drinks from

strangers while you are down here, or anywhere for that matter, they drug you-rape/rob you and the criminals know the cops will always be 2 hours late and bitch that they had to show up in the first place.

The voodoo shit is embedded in our culture down here, the reason why I have a voodoo doll for my avy is because it

partially originated from us (New Orleans). Yea, they have places hidden away in the city long off the beaten path that

people dare not go to because of all the spiritual stuff. People take this shit very serious down here. They find people

decapitated and cremated at abandoned ceremonial sites through out the parish. Its not uncommon you go in to somebody’s home and see a Veve by the front door for protection. Its a symbol used to give thanks to the spirits and protect you from some bad shit. Probably sounds crazy, but like I said its all part of our very mixed culture.

My biggest question is how you found @bayareashaman in drag for your profile pic? Dark skin and dual tone hair, thats a signature that cant be reproduced.