I’d happily feed this wicked pony ur last Dorito:

Reading through this, it’s almost as if most of us became fans in the early to mid 90’s and then……grew the fuck up. 

There’s a bottom line for everything and that line is FUN, Are you having it?
THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER TO YOU HOW SOMEONE ELSE ENJOYS SOMETHING?! 
Or what they enjoy, or how long or any other bullshit bullet point you may try to apply. 

We are juggalos, even if we judge eachother and make fun of eachother and all that shit, we are family, and family sticks together, unless you can really prove someone is a poser, calling them a juffalo just for the harmless things they enjoy, or emotional insecurities, or anything like that, then you are the juffalo, not them. Because we’re family, and you damn sure better not turn on your family over something like that. That’s like a parent kicking their kid out because they’re gay, no actually, it’s even dumber, that’s like if they kicked you out because they found out you watch anime or some shit. Only in this case it’s not your parent, it’s just some powertripping sibling who wishes they were your parent so they could control you because they obviously can’t control anything fucking else. “I can’t help it if I’m into weird shit, lookin in the mirror with my eyes closed eatin lipstick” and yes, I’m aware I quoted that again. And let’s not forget about Snakebusters (also referenced already) so is violent fucking J a “juffalo” the one that started it all, because he indulged in something embarrassing? I think that being able to put yourself and all your weird shit out there is juggalo as fuck. Being able to look a bunch of people from any background, including the “hardcore thugs” you’ve mentioned before, and say “I like to dress like a clown and pour soda on my head, then go to a con based on board games, and maybe put a weave in my nut hair.” just being yourself indefinitely, not caring about your reputation, and if you do care about that, the way you gain it is by proving you can throw down and never changing for anyone, just proving you’re better than them. 

Old Mr Dangerous said

Go Juggafuck a Juggaduck.  

Juggamingle with a juggaflamingo?

Jugga

Don’t be cruel viburation, rev lou fantasy,
Enter fool talk, show day and the rain,
Every stardom the crashing, Don’t stop horror show,
And I don’t care, just say rah rah oh

No hava want cheese buy valley shooow,
Take me want to talking revelation,
No hava want cheese buy valley shooow, 
Devi pon de have worry, staaaaaaaaar

shoobi doobie doo, Shoobie doobie doo, du ruuuul  

How about a juggalynx and a juggallama? I hear they all really enjoy juggalomein noodles!

Edit: i mean, he missed the whole playing along part. But it was good nonetheless

Good playing along krunk. Ur a good peopler!

Juggapoe

Juggago

Juggano