OCJ, I would love to get hammered with you homie. Makers Mark is my shit, it goes down so smooth. Knob Creek is also excellent, and Booker's is the shit too. I can drink all types of bourbon but those are my favorites. We'll do it someday homie, guaranteed. You guys ever try an oatmeal stout? Chocolate stout? If not try 'em out, they'll definitely make you happy. Trust me on this one.

Guest, the original is great, it does taste a little hoppy though. You could try Sam Adams Light, which is the only light beer in the world that's worth a shit. I still don't drink it though. Maybe try the cherry wheat, which is amazing. It sounds like it wouldn't be but it's the shit, very tasty. you'd probably like the Boston Ale the best if I had to guess though. Not the original regular Sam Adams, that's the Boston Lager. There's a Sam Adams Boston Ale that I think is most suited to your taste. Cream Stout is probably my favorite Sam Adam's, very good beer.

Fuck, i'm gettin' thirsty. Lots of liqour stores on the way home, I think it's gonna be one of those nights homies. I hope all of you get to celebrate tonight too. Celebrate what? Who the fuck cares, just drink shit. Figure it out later.

Ughhh, Colt 45. And it's in a can. Ughhh.

OCJ_Brendan said
Shut your mouth Bill Dee Williams is cooler than the other side of the pillow...end of discussion.

This is funny

patjoyce said
Guinness is my all time favorite beer. Some Guinness and some Makers Mark borboun and you got yourself a good night right there homies. Throw in a fine cigar and there you go. Guest, et me know how you like the Sam Adams, I think it's great. I'm just interested to see what you think man.

this is why i cant take you seriously pat. you like guiness, and that is the choice drink of retarded wannabes in australia. I'll admit i dont know much about the micro brew scene in aus (craft beer whatever), ive never had a good american beer (used to be part of an international beer of the month club) and every american beer ive tried i prefer our mass made crap then your shitty watered down craft beers.

Oh and pat, i like a challenge but kangaroos are vicious fuckers, i still got the scars from the last  time i tried to mount one. 

To tell the truth, i dont even drink beer anymore. i only drink a few times a year so when i do i tend to drop about 100 - 400 on a bottle of spirits. and i can tell you this, makers mark bourbon is the equivilent of emu export in australia, its wife beater bourbon. nasty cheap shit at like 35 bucks a bottle. i suppose you think good cigars are cigerellos too right? 

gunna have a white trash party! lets have a white trash party! Patty cakes you would fit right into Straya cunt, come on over. 

I'm rarely in a happier frame of mind than when im sippin from a 40 ounce bottle. especially magnum

I've puked in bars too, sometimes you make it to the bathroom, sometimes you don't quite make it. That's just how it is homie, it's all good.

patjoyce said
@ltb, you broke homie? Homeless or suffering an episode of some sort? Man, that shit looks nasty. Put it in a paper bag and go under the bridge and there you go. Make a nice little fire in a trash can, you'll be all set.

Broke ass a mother. Surviving off selling all my shit. Go 1.67 in my bank. Only reason im not homeless is my girlfriends incredibly wealthy parents paying for our rent. Trust me, im not far from livin under a bridge.