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How the Almighty Smack came into the world
April 22, 2013
7:52 pm
Novocaine, The Blue Collar King
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Slumerican502 said:

Russell mother fucking crowe. You can't hear his accent in the movies but that's just because he is a great actor. I watched inside the actors studio with him and he seemed to be a very humble down to earth man

 I believe he is from New Zealand. We only claim him when he isnt beating people up for looking at him funny, or being a douche in general.

 

Also, William shatner is terrible. Even you actors taste is terrible smack.

April 22, 2013
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William who?

April 22, 2013
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Shout out to Scruffy.

April 22, 2013
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scruffy said:

id expect the reverse is true also, in that im sure there are parts of canada that are closer to america than the rest of canada. 

 

if i may [loosely] quote hunter s thompson:

'i dont know if america is the greatest country in the world, but, i can function here, for better or worse.'

 

most places on earth, a person like me would be imprisoned, or killed, very quickly. 

not saying thats true of canada, but it doesnt matter, cuz im not gonna chance it.  i hate the cold. 

100% true. Vancouver is more like a cross of Seattle and LA. Alberta is the Texas of the North. Toronto is more similar to Chicago or New York. Hamilton resembles any broke american rust belt city. Montreal is what you would get if you dropped Philly off in Europe and the Maritime provinces are the New England states. 

 

Agreed with the quote. I don't think there are many places that would allow me to be a completely sane, lunatic. That is a great quote. 

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April 22, 2013
8:12 pm
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I'd fuck the shit out her tiny little bum. She's just as hot in person, I would have tried but Dion Phaneuf would have kicked the shit out of me.

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April 22, 2013
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A bunch of no name actors

April 22, 2013
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said:

A bunch of no name actors

 

he has no more real arguements so he is just spinning off actors names to get more posts in this thread about his mother being an otter rape victim.

April 22, 2013
8:32 pm
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New Zealand? A friend of mine plays a text based rpg online, and one of his buddies is from australia... He says that the derogatory term for people from new zealand is "kiwi" or "sheep shagger" any truth to that?

April 22, 2013
8:33 pm
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Wait who are you talking about? I hope not me

April 22, 2013
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I can answer that. One of my old bosses was from New Zealand and I called him a Kiwi one day. I got fired. 

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April 22, 2013
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No one care cabal if your boss was Jackie Chan. I would care but no one else would

April 22, 2013
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Slumerican502 said:

New Zealand? A friend of mine plays a text based rpg online, and one of his buddies is from australia... He says that the derogatory term for people from new zealand is "kiwi" or "sheep shagger" any truth to that?

no doubt 'sheep shagger' is derogatory, but id swear ive heard new zealanders self-apply the term 'kiwi'. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 22, 2013
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This guy didn't like it. Maybe he just didn't like me. Hey, I know I'm no twiztidkillaxxx2 or anything, but fire me? It seemed harsh. 

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April 22, 2013
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They must of not needed your skills of douchebag anymore. I don't know, I'm not a psychic but I do know it would be hell to work with you

April 22, 2013
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Slumerican502 said:

New Zealand? A friend of mine plays a text based rpg online, and one of his buddies is from australia... He says that the derogatory term for people from new zealand is "kiwi" or "sheep shagger" any truth to that?

 

ive never heard kiwi used as a derogatory term and i have heaps of nz mates.

 

sheep shagger yes, and so is coconut for islander/maoris/etc etc

April 22, 2013
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said:

They must of not needed your skills of douchebag anymore. I don't know, I'm not a psychic but I do know it would be hell to work with you

My rate was cheaper back then on the job. Thankfully I get to put my skills to use on the intranet now, so you don't have to worry about working with me. I can bother you at any time I'm on the job now.

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April 22, 2013
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Damn you spanking it at work too? You yanking on your monkey right now at work

April 22, 2013
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I already did but there's a good chance I will again. 

 

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April 22, 2013
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To them hot canada bitches

April 22, 2013
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I just placed my hand there bro. Me and you are best friends now. No joke.

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