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How the Almighty Smack came into the world
April 22, 2013
4:24 pm
Slumerican502
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Don't feel bad man...I made a paltry 30k last year. Just enough to sustain myself. At least your grinding.

April 22, 2013
4:28 pm
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Old Mr Dangerous said:

Damn y'all... I work two taxed gigs and side work when possible but still earn less than poverty annually. I'm in the wrong businesses lol... I even taught a class for one if my bosses today n last week while she's on a photo shoot in the Bahamas... all I am getting for that is NY state minimum wage... ah well, all of your apparently fruitful occupations give me drive to try harder to find that niche. Thank you, (easily aggravated) internet homies.

its going up to 9 dollars an hour for minimum wage in new york

April 22, 2013
4:40 pm
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the_almighty_smack said:

This guys made shit last year, mark my words he lives with his mother, he makes 110K a year and has the time to come on here and shit on everyone?? and research about Montreal at 4 AM ??the guy lives on this forum lives online and has no friends in real life, probably pays for his faygo in food stamps, anyone who ays taxes in america pays that guys rent and food 100%

 

 

The notion of you calling anyone out on anything is laughable to me…seeing as how everything you have said ever has been complete bullshit…or at the very least highly exaggerated

 That being said I created this thread to be funny, and to point how truly sad and pathetic Smack is…which he took the ball with and ran his sea otter/human ass off with…Thanks to a little prodding from patjoyce and iLL…I think this thread illustrates how much a grade A schmuck you are…

 I however have come to the realization that any energy wasted on you could have been spent on more constructive tasks…and you are a waste of time…so I have decide to curtail, if not cease, my trolling of you…I will do my best, but sometimes your idiocy demands a response so no promises…

 Im summation…roll over in the bed you share and tell your mom your happy she didn't abort you after her horrific experience with the otters and go on living your sad pitiful existence…

 PS: I knew you wouldn't burn a jersey that was worn by your idols…and you didn't sell it…its being used as your blanket as you read this…you know it as well as I do…YA PUSSY

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April 22, 2013
4:44 pm
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You got a beef with otters llal? That's the second time you've brought them up

April 22, 2013
4:46 pm
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Go read the first post I made on here...specifically the link...My buddy showed it to me the day i wrote the first post...Otters= Jerry Sanduskys of the animal kingdom ...so yes i have beef...and cuz they fucked smacks mom...causing him to be born...

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April 22, 2013
4:56 pm
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I can see it now...a parent is out with their child in California and theyre like "oh look a cute cuddly otter...its ok Timmy go play with it...then BAM the otter fucks and drowns Timmy...just like the baby seals in the article...and the parent is all like " I wish I had known that otters were pure evil...if only I had been on the FLH forums"...

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April 22, 2013
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OCJ_Brendan said:

I can see it now...a parent is out with their child in California and theyre like "oh look a cute cuddly otter...its ok Timmy go play with it...then BAM the otter fucks and drowns Timmy...just like the baby seals in the article...and the parent is all like " I wish I had known that otters were pure evil...if only I had been on the FLH forums"...

 

I literally geeked out for a good 15 seconds after I read this

April 22, 2013
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hahah you never have anything to say about stuff I post about you...cuz its all true...you just fall back on the old Canada vs. America debate...so predicatable....and sad

 

changing topics...

 

@Slum...Im just doing my part man....calling out losers and pointing out that Otters are furry little hitlers

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April 22, 2013
5:09 pm
Slumerican502
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the_almighty_smack said:

 the american natinal anthem was actualy written in britain in the 18th century as a drinking song

 

and your flag is also a ripoff of an old british flag from the british eat india company

 

you guys are an even bigger joke than I thought

 

 

You act surprised. Americans were british before we slaughtered the indians after all. Who cares?

April 22, 2013
5:09 pm
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America has the BEST TV shows ever! And the best music! Just thought I say that

April 22, 2013
5:12 pm
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Trailer Park Boys was good but same shit every episode. But I still love that show. So canada knows how to make 1 good show

April 22, 2013
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I have to disagree with that man...TV is fucking garbage with a few exceptions. Ice road truckers? here comes honey booboo? come on america knock it the fuck off

April 22, 2013
5:18 pm
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the_almighty_smack said:

how can I compete with someone who sais my mother had sex with an otter??

thats the best insult ever 

I would have said your mother has sex with your uncle but the truth aint as funny as fiction

Ooooo Finally got the douche's cage rattled...and technically they were only step siblings so its ok that they fucked....thas funny... he still wont admit he smells the jersey every night to know what a real man smells like...and to ok im done have at this thread I wash my hands of it im not even going to check it anymore cuz of the aformentioned waste of energy post...have at it ppl

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April 22, 2013
5:24 pm
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Its always sunny in philadelphia. South park hmmm what else? Any good dramas people like?

April 22, 2013
5:25 pm
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Movies too? There's good movies too.

April 22, 2013
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the_almighty_smack said:

the american natinal anthem was actualy written in britain in the 18th century as a drinking song

no, it was written in 1814. 

the tune was composed in britain, yes. 

'o canada', by contrast, was set to a tune derived from mozarts the magic flute. 

america borrowed its anthems melody from its parent culture.  gotta give em that, at least.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 22, 2013
5:42 pm
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Barney!

April 22, 2013
5:43 pm
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Breaking Bad is a awesome show.

April 22, 2013
5:44 pm
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Cops lol

April 22, 2013
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breaking bad is my shit dude..been following it since its inception..Well when it comes out on dvd that it. Dexter is another phenomenal show

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