patjoyce said
You need to pack your bags and head up to Canada homie. Canada too cold? Run to Mexico. I can understand why it sounds like you’re contemplating suicide, as jail will probably not go too well for you. I’m not sure how it is possible to avoid jail for beating a cop once, let alone twice, must have had a good lawyer. I personally find it hard to believe, they tend to come down hard on assault charges involving cops. Anyways, if you choose to be a man and do your time, here’s some quick tips. Kick someone’s ass the first day, first dude who gets in your face, belt him. You’ll wind up as somebody’s luggage not defending yourself. Join up with who you can, and most impotently, never, under any circumstances, drop the soap.

 

But like I said before, this is hard to believe. Perhaps you could elaborate on how you’ve avoided jail up until know, after kicking a cops ass twice. And LTB is the man, he was just saying something that you didn’t want to hear. 

Yea, come up North. It’s no colder than Chicago or New York City. Just go through upstate New York or Vermont into Canadian Native territory and the authorities can’t touch you….Until you get caught doing anything at all in non Native land and then you’re fucked….so don’t do that. 

Depends on the state. If the dude is even real his state might have a three strike system. I still cant fathom assaulting an officer three different times. Stranger things have happened I guess. 

There is some truth to the leniency up here with violent crimes. It’s heavily biased, though. Even still, jail is jail. You will get years on to your sentence for defending yourself against ass rape, or do a light sentence because you were ass raped. Not fun times at all….