Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?  bob saget half baked

get cox in here …(ok chief you want it in your ass or in your mouth?)… i said get cox in here you silly bitch … officer harry cox

fuck what you heard and lay it to rest, big sugar's here now in living flesh. you've been needin my help and needin it nifty cuz shit on your force is a little bit shifty. you see you got a couple of pigs that dont fly straight so they send big sugar in to regulate

I'm in an apesuit. That means i don't give a fuck!!

Fat Tittie Kittie got some big luscious bags of silicone. They glisten in the moon. They shine in the sun. They riggle and jiggle and bounce… [Big Baby Sweets notices Lil' Poot and Big Stank drooling over his suit] GET OFF

You got my money motherfucker?

Well, I'll be a porcupine's dickhole

You guys look like Laurel and Hardy on crack.

I can't wait to pee on your head.

Man, I kiss one horse, man, and y'all are still trippin'

It's better to drink in the saloon. Years ago, acid from the goldmine polluted our water. I mean, it's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear, man.

Well, Bucky, I'll make you one simple promise: if you get shot and die, I'll double your paycheck.

Okay, now that looks good. Oh, I like the way that looks a LOT.
    

I can't wait to spread this across your buns…
    

Yeah, it's gonna be great, man. I can't wait to taste it.
    

It's gonna be delicious, right across your lips…
    

Yeah. Oh, God, melt in your mouth, you know?
    

Dripping down your chin across your glistening chest…
    

Yeah, naturally. I mean, that's what it does, you know? That's what happens when you make good, delicious butter. You know?

THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE, MUTHAFUCKAS!

Don't eBay that