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April 2, 2013
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Just a lil thread to post your personal favorite movies quotes, no matter how obscure….Here we go

 

“God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.””— Fight Club

 

Walter Sobchak: You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.

Walter Sobchak: You mean … beyond pacifism?—The Big Lebowski

 

“He can't be bought, bullied or negotiated with… some people just want to see the world burn.”–Alfred- The Dark Knight

 

“I learned a valuable lesson today. Never trust a pretty girl, or a lonely midget.”—Evil Roy Slade(obscure, yes)

 

 

“You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Jesus, man, haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit? I mean, half the time I'm just talking out of my ass, or sticking my hand in it.”—-Brodie, Mallrats

April 2, 2013
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” With great power, comes great responsibility”  Uncle Ben Parker    — Spider-man

 

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming  Dory — finding nemo

 

Hold My Puddle  White Chicks

 

This is Sparta   Spartan King Leonidas —300′

 

“That’s Nonsense, I Invented Electricity. Ben Franklin Is The Devil!”   Mama Boucher —The Water Boy

 

“I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?”  
– Frank Drebin       The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear

 

“If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
     Ace Ventura—-  Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

 

  Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.”
     Frank Drebin  —  Naked Gun 33 ½ : The Final Insult
 

April 2, 2013
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i could go on for days, but for now… 

 

'all those memories will be lost in time, like, tears… in rain…'  roy batty

'i want these schmucks off my lot!  youre asses have just been streamlined!  the three amigos are history.'  harry flugelman

'with so sharp a tongue, you might cut your own throat.'  destro

'now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.'  dark helmet

'the judgment of any system, or a priori relation of phenomena, exists in any rational, or metaphysical, or at least epistomological contradiction to an abstract and empirical concept; such as being, or to be, or to occur within the thing itself, or of the thing itself.'  cousin sonja

 

if this topic continues this time around, ill probably come up with many more. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 2, 2013
11:40 am
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scruffy said:

 

'the judgment of any system, or a priori relation of phenomena, exists in any rational, or metaphysical, or at least epistomological contradiction to an abstract and empirical concept; such as being, or to be, or to occur within the thing itself, or of the thing itself.'  cousin sonja

 

Idk if it's because I haven't slept in a day, but this makes zero sense to my tiny brain

 

 

if this topic continues this time around, ill probably come up with many more. 

 

So it's already been done? Sad thing is I scoured the general section before I posted it

April 2, 2013
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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. Fear and loathing in las vegas

 You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!.  There will be no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers! Here, you are ALL equally useless! Full metal jacket

 

you wont like me when im angry Hulk

April 2, 2013
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Slumerican502 said:

So it's already been done? Sad thing is I scoured the general section before I posted it

seems like it.  fuck it, anyway. 

 

'oh my god the quarterback is toast!'  theo, die hard

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 2, 2013
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'You wasted 150,000 on an education you coulda got for 1.50 in late fees at the public library'- Good Will Hunting

 

“Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza”–TMNT 1990

 

“…………………………”–Michael Myers Halloween

 

 “Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone”

“I am the devil, and I am here to do the devils work”– Otis Devils Rejects

April 2, 2013
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dead nigger storage. Pulp Fiction

April 2, 2013
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“This is bat country” from Fear and Loathing

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April 3, 2013
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“Nice fuckin’ model!!” – Beetlejuice…… “Chunky Asses?” – The Golden Child…… “So do you guys believe in angels, er?” – Half Baked…… “Hey guys! Big Gulps, huh? Well, see ya later!” – Dumb & Dumber…… and my favorite: “STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!” – Congo.

April 3, 2013
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Fuck you pay me. 

April 3, 2013
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“You diabolical dick shrinking mother fucker!!!”-Black Dynamite.

“Gator don't play no shit, oh no he don't, Gator ain't ever been about playin' no shit!!”- The Other Guys

“King in da castle, king in da castle, I got a chair.”- Borat

April 4, 2013
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Every quote here is from John Carpenter's “They Live”

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We could be pets, we could be food, but all we really are is livestock.

 

What's wrong with having it good for a change? Now they're gonna let us have it good if we just help 'em. They're gonna leave us alone, let us make some money. You can have a little taste of that good life too. Now, I know you want it. Hell, everybody does.

 

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

Outside the limit of our sight, feeding off us, perched on top of us, from birth to death, are our owners! Our owners! They have us. They control us! They are our masters! Wake up! They're all about you! All around you!

 

What's the threat? We all sell out every day, might as well be on the winning team.

 

Frank: Listen, man, I don't like anyone following me if I don't know why they are.

Nada: Well, I don't join up with anyone, unless I know where they're going.

 

Female Interviewer: Last place of employment?

Nada: Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years and things just seemed to dry up. They lost fourteen banks in one week. So, well…

Female Interviewer: There's nothing available for you right now.

 

The poor and the underclass are growing. Racial justice and human rights are non-existent. They have created a repressive society and we are their unwitting accomplices.

 

Bearded Man: They are dismantling the sleeping middle class. More and more people are becoming poor. We are their cattle. We are being bred for slavery.

 

Frank: What do these things want?

Gilbert: They're free-enterprisers. The earth is just another developing planet. Their third world.

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April 4, 2013
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'ninja!  vanish!'   master tatsu, teenage mutant ninja turtles [also, 'never lower your eyes to an enemy!']

'if theres a bombardier who cant hit his plate with his fork, you get him.  if theres a navigator that cant find the mens room, you get him, because you rate him.'  general savage, twelve oclock high

'i think youre half-smart…  and i think youd sooner join a ladies league than gun a guy down…  well, well go out to millers crossing, and well see whos smart.'   the dane, millers crossing

'im charles foster kane!'   charles foster kane, citizen kane

'im batman.'   batman, batman

 

just about any line from the following:  glengarry glen ross, big trouble in little china, star wars, the odd angry shot, the three amigos, catch-22, the hudsucker proxy, or mash [the movie, not the drippy tv show].

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 4, 2013
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So three juggalos enter a store, get some Faygo, and get in
line. The cashier asks them “Hey how many juggalos does it take to screw in a
light bulb?”. The juggalos grab him in close and there is a moment of silence.
Then one of the juggalos say “What the fuck is a ligthbulb?”
April 4, 2013
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What’s this? A new flavor! APPLE PIE PUSSY! – From Dusk Til Dawn

April 4, 2013
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‘ninja!  vanish!’   master tatsu, teenage mutant ninja turtles [also, ‘never lower your eyes to an enemy!’]

‘if theres a bombardier who cant hit his plate with his fork, you get him.  if theres a navigator that cant find the mens room, you get him, because you rate him.’  general savage, twelve oclock high

‘i think youre half-smart…  and i think youd sooner join a ladies league than gun a guy down…  well, well go out to millers crossing, and well see whos smart.’   the dane, millers crossing

‘im charles foster kane!’   charles foster kane, citizen kane

‘im batman.’   batman, batman

 

just about any line from the following:  glengarry glen ross, big trouble in little china, star wars, the odd angry shot, the three amigos, catch-22, the hudsucker proxy, or mash [the movie, not the drippy tv show].

Yes, Big Trouble in Little China is endlessly quotable! My brother and I made a “concept” album using Fruity Loops demo and BTILC .wav files… yeah we were that awesome!

April 4, 2013
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“Dad is great! He give us the chocolate cake!” – Bill Cosby: Himself

April 5, 2013
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“Put the cookie down! NOW!”–Arnold schwollenpecker Jingle All They Way

 

“99% of everything done in the world, good or bad, is done to pay a mortgage-Nick Naylor  Thank You For Smoking

April 5, 2013
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Did i ever tell you the first time i did heroin?  I went down to pedros basement, all sorts of characters in the storage room shootn gallery… i wuz gonna sniff a bag…, but a guy says if ya gonna sniff, ya might as well pop it, & if ya gonna pop it, ya might as well main line……. i wuz scared of needles, but i gave in! it wuz like a long heat wave through out my body! any ache or pain or sadness or guilty feeling wuz completely flushed out…..

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