Slumerican502 said
I wanna have this thread deleted. It started off as a thread where we all could shit on PRJ and it has evolved into something else entirely.

I thought this was a post by ill at first, but it was just slum being a wiseass. Funny shit, that’s exactly what she would say.

I wonder if we’ll see her around again. It sure was fun running her off last weekend.

the_almighty_smack said
hey look

 

illtheclown is back but now he’s an emperor

 

Someone’s impressed. Hey, ill, wanna come to smack’s gangsta dress up party? Him and his friends all dress up in bandanas and pose for pictures with water guns. It’s okay to get excited, because I’m really not kidding.

You’re talking but not saying anything.

Believe me, you should. You lie about having kids, we all know this. Lets not rehash everything again, okay? It gets really boring after awhile. I never lied about anything on here, you could’ve caught me by now if I did. All you have is speculation. So speculate all you want Pierre, just because you keep saying it and wanting it to be true doesn’t mean that it is. You even lie about having proof to back up your statements, that’s how bad you want it to be true. But saying you have proof to back something up and then never posting it doesn’t help your cause any either, it just makes you look stupid. 

What’s next, wanna argue about the weather again?

This is all very boring, it’s just a rehash of every argument for the past month. Still, we can continue to just repost the same old shit later if you want, I have to go do something. Can you come back out after dinner? I know it’s your bedtime and all, but maybe mommy will let smackey come out and play on the computer after he finishes all his poutine? Can he come out after dark like a big boy?

the_almighty_smack said
the flag was there for 5 whole days and you lied about driving past it twice a day.

you have to cary your drivers licence with you, you lied because your too chicken shit to post your ID

no you said 6 of the 10 were out of bussiness and they werent they are all still open and sell poutine 

i never said i had 3 kids because I only have 2 you lied about that

butter or margarine neither is orange you lied or are color blind

you lied and said you never said you had a MASSIVE heart attack until I found the thread where you said you had a MASSIVE heart attack.

you said you lived in Boston that your old hometown was where 1 out of 1000 people are sex offenders now we found out you live 32 miles away from boston in that very town where 1 out of 1000 are sex offenders and your one of those sex offenders

 

your a fat proven liar pat

• The flag wasn’t there 5 whole minutes, let alone days. I drive by City Hall twice a day, everyday. Sometimes more depending on where I have lunch. Again, I have a hard time seeing how you could possibly know this. Again, saying because I said so is not proof.
• You’re supposed to carry your license, it’s not like you have to scan it on the steering wheel before your car will start. I’ve even been pulled over without my license, I’ve told you all this before, it’s no big deal. They take my registration and can see all my shit’s legit, my photo pops up when they check that shit too. They give you a warning about not carrying it, doesn’t mean I actually do it. I’d just lose it constantly if I did, so I don’t. See, I’m not afraid to break the law smackey-poo, not like you. But then again, I’ve never been butt fucked in jail either like you have, if I had, I would probably be scared to break any law in any kind of way. But it hasn’t, so I’m not.
• No, they don’t. The ones I’ve been too most certainly do not. I still can’t figure out your obsession with other people eating poutine. Again, prove me wrong. And try to come up with something better than because I say so this time. To prove someone wrong takes proof, which you don’t have.
• No, you were the one who couldn’t keep straight how many kids you had. It’s the only reason I knew you were lying in the first place. Otherwise, I never would’ve known. Again, it’s your own fault. To draw attention away from this lie you started screaming I’m a child molester, probably to make sure you would never have to post a photo. That could be hard, posing with other people’s children. I see your point in wanting to draw attention away from yourself, but what you did was some real low life shit. You know I’m not a child molester but you screamed about it for weeks (Still do, actually) and luckily you fucked yourself saying you had proof, but then couldn’t post any. Otherwise, people may have believed you. Also, anyone could check that shit out themselves, thank God. You sir, are a low life piece of shit, and I would seriously hate to have even half of your karma. That would just scare the shit out of me.
• No, it was orange. When we first began our long lasting friendship (you’re my BFF smackey-poo), you told me it was because the government wanted it’s citizens to know what it was eating. This was around the time we were arguing about the fabulous rodgeau brothers and how gay I thought they were (still are). I’m not surprised you don’t remember. What you don’t remember could fill a warehouse the size of Texas.
• Yeah, I forgot I said MASSIVE. It was MASSIVE to me anyway, lets see you have one and walk away from it. Until then, you know nothing about the subject. I forgot that I said MASSIVE, big deal? I wouldn’t lie about something like that, not to you anyway. I know you know the whole Patrick Joyce post history by heart, you’re the only person who’s read all of it. You probably printed it out and sleep with it under your pillow. It’s like your bible, you love me, unfortunately, you’re rather obsessed. Other people see it too.
• Boston is where I was born genius. That makes it my hometown. I have also lived there at different times. Now, meaning not in the past, but now, I live about 32 miles away, give or take. I prefer the quiet and relative safety of the suburbs.

So……..how’s it feel to get shut down so eloquently? I even pulled into a parking lot to type all this, and I’m now officially late for something, but to prove you wrong, it was totally worth it.

You got nothin’ on me smack, nothin’!!!!!

the_almighty_smack said
im not going to bothor reading you trying to justify why you lied about what you lied about fact is your a fat liar.

 

the only thing you have ever said that I believe is that your mother abandoned you, as hard as it is to believe a mother would ever abandon their child you make that easy to believe you fat sex offender.

You got nothin’ smack, nothin!!!!! You can’t handle the truth, you poutine eatin’ pussy!!!!! You pussy!!!!! Haha, you’re such a wuss. It’s not my fault you’re stupid, blame your parents. Cousins aren’t supposed to marry. 

Don’t read stuff much do we? My mother didn’t abandon me. I’ve told you a few times, my father died of heart disease. Even if he choked on a donut, it wouldn’t be a Tim Horton’s donut, because as I’ve told you t least 100 times, we don’t have any Tim Hortons. 

I still can’t see why you think I’m crying. Is this really how you choose to defend yourself?

You didn’t find out I was a sex offender, you made it all up. Tons of bad karma for that one smackey. Tons. You said you have proof but never posted it, which showed everyone just how full of shit you really are. Not too bright, are we? So therefore, I thank you.

Nobody in my family has died young. My father was 68 I believe, might have been a year older. I can check if you want. Still a pretty good time span, I hope I make it that long. 

Once again, I have shattered everything you’ve said. I’m cool.