Slumerican502 said
Because, reasons.

 

1.(we had a thread on this last year) Best and Worst gift you have recieved?

A Dad so drunk he was passed out through Xmas morning so we could open our presents without hearing him bitch about how much money they cost for us ungrateful little bastards.  The worst present I ever received was every year he was awake when I went downstairs.

2. What made you discover *SPOILERS* that santa aint real?
Santa had my mom’s handwriting…either he is a dandy or his cursive is on the suspect. 
 

3. Favorite xmas movie? Feel free to make a top five if you want.
A Christmas Story son…
 

4. Have you ever heard of Krampus?
In an episode of The League Taco applies to be a mall Krampus, they decline because the idea of having a man in a suit kidnapping bad kids isnt what their mall stands for, but I think he does it anyway.
 

5. Santa is a fat bitch?

Never met the guy but he’s done fuck all for me…sure didn’t come save my ass from all the beatings I got as a kid…so yea if he sees everything hes totally cool with child abuse.  Sounds like a bitch to me.

 
Sharing has been strangely therapeutic actually, I hold insane amounts of animosity and rage deep down inside me for the Holidays…Every year we would wake up Xmas morning open presents with one hammered crying parent, then get in the car and drunk drive to the other usually drunker parent who had been all alone Xmas eve who would go bananas and usually break something we had gotten at the other parents house in their rage if it was nicer then what they got us.  I don’t actually know if Im going to answer the math question and post this…but I guess that will dilute the release so fuckit here we go.
 

patjoyce said

1. og nintendo with super mario/duck hunt and legend of zelda and ninja turltle game when I was 5.Still have that shit too.Super nintendo,N64, any time I got a console really.Fuck socks and boxers.

1. Dont remember when this happened

1. Bad santa,christmas vacation,silent night deadly night,gremlins,scrooged

1. I seen pictures of him before, didnt know what he was called though.

1. yes he is but the fat bitch was always good to me and I love the song too.Love bumping some icp/twiztid christmas songs

 

 

 

Silent night deadly night is the shit homie!!!!! Not too many people have seen this banned from movie theaters movie classic. There’s like 5 sequels to this movie, they suck though. “Naughty!!!!!!!” When Billy said that, you just knew that some shit was about to go down.

only seen the first one and the sequel which sucked really bad..they did a sort of a remake, but wasnt that great, the og was better.Black christmas (1974) was cool too,never saw the remake though,i’ll have to download that one.

The remake of Black Christmas was okay, I like the original one better though. Hotter bitches in the remake. Dude, a lot of people don’t know that a much more popular movie called “When a Stranger Calls” totally stole the ending to the original Black Christmas. John Carpenter also stole the camera angle for Michael Myers through the mask that was used in the original Black Christmas by the killer as well. A lot of people don’t know about that old school oldie but goodie. Props to you violentdope, whoop whoop

OCJ_Brendan said
Ive forgiven both of them, but that does not make the deep loathing of all the memories go away.  My mom is the shit now she supports me through anything I need/want to do in life and I love her tons.  My Dad is still kinda a douche, but eccentric types are like that I suppose.  The thing that bugs me most are the memories of my little brother just sitting there crying because he didnt know what he did wrong to deserve getting his shit broken, he would just sit there and cling to me and ask why…and I never had an answer and couldn’t do shit to help him.  A tear just involuntarily rolled down my face as I typed that, im done sharing now….

I’m truly sorry to hear that OCJ. My Dad was the shit, but my Mom was a cunt (Still is, as a matter of fact), and used to beat me all the time too, was a religious fanatic yet found nothing wrong with this. I’ve searched the Bible and am still yet to find where Jesus made himself more apparent in people’s lives by kicking the living shit out of them, but it must be hidden. Maybe it’s written in code. I’ll have my revenge though. She’ll be an old invalid one day, and I’ll be right there by her bedside, blaring Deicide nonstop. There’s a lot of this where you’re going Mom, I would get used to it if I were you. Happy Holidays OCJ, keep your head up homie. 

@ocj_brendan ..sorry this shit happened to you man..keep your head up homie..just give your kids a better life than you had and give them good memories that were taken from you..whoop whoop to all my ninjas…

That sucks OCJ and Pat. I just still cannot fathom how parents can be so wicked to their own children. It seems as if no one ever truly matures into what an adult should be. Its also selfishness and sloth; because being a decent person really isn’t difficult.

At the end of the day, there is no excuse.

On a plus note, can’t wait to celebrate Xmas with my newborn and 1.5 year old. 

The best thing about being raised around negative people and situations: its priceless learning material. Bad folks teach you more than regular folk. 

I just got high and watched the Krampus episode again.  If you have Netflix its season 4 episode 12 you should definitely watch it.