1.) Nintendo when I was a kid. Hard for me to get geeked over any gift past the age of 10. Sega Genesis too, that was when I was about 13. So one of those by far, but I’ll say Nintendo. Worst gift, socks. Clothing is never a good gift, but socks are clothes that other people don’t even get to see. Boxers too. I always felt awkward saying “Thanks for the underwear Grandma.”

2.) Kids in the playground at school, there was always an abused child that wanted to make sure that our Christmas was going to be just as bad as his was inevitably going to be. I never wanted to believe it, because Santa doesn’t come if you don’t believe, right? That shit used to worry me. Plus I had an older sister, who back in the day never missed a chance to fuck up my day. As a matter of fact, shit is still the same way with her.

3.) National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Watch it every Christmas Eve while getting drunk, then I put on South Park’s Woodland Critter Christmas, which is my favorite Christmas special.

4.) Of course I have. Fuck if I can remember what he is though.

5.) Not at all. Ninja always hooked me up. Santa’s my nigga

1.(we had a thread on this last year) Best and Worst gift you have recieved?

Best was an N64.. Came packaged with a 2nd controller (which was black) & “Banjo & Kazooie”… Worst was last year my Uncle’s Ex’s daughter bought me this cheap wannabe platinum record haha it was a nice gesture considering i barely met her a month prior but there was an underlying “you’ll never receive a real one” that my negative ass felt haha

2. What made you discover *SPOILERS* that santa aint real?

I’m pretty sure i knew my whole life.. my family was raised like “i busted my ass so you could possibly get a gift so i want the credit for it” haha

3. Favorite xmas movie? Feel free to make a top five if you want.

The original Disney’s Sing Along Songs – Very Merry Christmas Songs (1988)

4. Have you ever heard of Krampus?

  nope.. if i did i didnt retain it..

5. Santa is a fat bitch?

  duh.. ufo reports outweigh sleighs in the sky ten thousand to one… like the dead does the living..

1. og nintendo with super mario/duck hunt and legend of zelda and ninja turltle game when I was 5.Still have that shit too.Super nintendo,N64, any time I got a console really.Fuck socks and boxers.
2. Dont remember when this happened
3. Bad santa,christmas vacation,silent night deadly night,gremlins,scrooged
4. I seen pictures of him before, didnt know what he was called though.
5. yes he is but the fat bitch was always good to me and I love the song too.Love bumping some icp/twiztid christmas songs

1 Either my Lucem Ferre hat or K.O.D. as my best. Some shitty ass fruity plastic glasses as my worst, though I did rock them with pride.

2 I don’t think I ever really believed that Santa existed, I knew it was my parents the whole time but I always put on a front to make them happy, well my mom because I don’t think my dad did that Santa shit. It was some time in elementary school when I finally decided to find a way out of fronting that Santa was real. I did believe that my parents would get me coal if I was ever bad, though. I remember one year I was depressed, I think I was like 6 or 7, because I had gotten into a lot of trouble that year and I felt that I didn’t deserve the gifts that I had gotten.

3 I think the Harold and Kumar one, I don’t remember seeing Bad Santa. Oh, and Jingle All The Way deserves a mention for when Arnold Swarzeafricanamerican punched that midget and he went flying into the wall. I thought that was funny. My friend said that’s what happens when he cums when fucking my mom. My mom being the midget and the punch being the cum blast, of course.

4 No

5 Maybe, depends on the Santa.

this one is great too…

Slumerican502 said
Because, reasons.

 

1.(we had a thread on this last year) Best and Worst gift you have recieved?

  best – carhartt coat from father in law. Things LAST…  worst – spirograph when I was mad little. At the time they’re cool but give it about a week lol. Ungrateful bastard

2. What made you discover *SPOILERS* that santa aint real?

  fsmily was straight up for as long asI can recall but we still kept the spirit by occasional “from: Santa” on gift tags.

3. Favorite xmas movie? Feel free to make a top five if you want.

  Bad Santa is one of the funniest movies ever to me. Butthere’s otgers mentioned that are great: Harold & Kumar, Scrooged, etc

4. Have you ever heard of Krampus?

 
Nope
5. Santa is a fat bitch?

 

  allegedly

 

If we happen to have anyone that grew up jewish id like to know what it was like for them at this time of year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Violentdope said

Slumerican502 said
Vd mentioning horror christmas movies made me think of another one. Jack Frost. Not the feel good one with keaton but the campy corny horror one. Fucking awesome flick if you dont expect too much

I’ve seen it in the video store and on netflix but never watched it.I’ll check it out right now.

 

The evil snowman rapes a chick in the shower. 

1. og nintendo with super mario/duck hunt and legend of zelda and ninja turltle game when I was 5.Still have that shit too.Super nintendo,N64, any time I got a console really.Fuck socks and boxers.
2. Dont remember when this happened
3. Bad santa,christmas vacation,silent night deadly night,gremlins,scrooged
4. I seen pictures of him before, didnt know what he was called though.
5. yes he is but the fat bitch was always good to me and I love the song too.Love bumping some icp/twiztid christmas songs

Silent night deadly night is the shit homie!!!!! Not too many people have seen this banned from movie theaters movie classic. There’s like 5 sequels to this movie, they suck though. “Naughty!!!!!!!” When Billy said that, you just knew that some shit was about to go down.