Juggalos and Juggalettes, IT’S HERE!!!  The infamous infomercial for the 2015 Gathering of the Juggalos just dropped on the Psychopathic Records YouTube, and it’s chock full of flavor!  If you’re going this year, then it probably doesn’t even matter what was said in it.  If you’re on the fence about going, then this may just push you over the edge!  If you’re not, you’re just gonna see how much you’re gonna miss out on.  If you didn’t see the post already in our videos section, here’s the 20 minute infomercial:

[youtube]https://youtu.be/Mki6wwPoSxk[/youtube]

Now if you don’t want to sit through 20 minutes, we have a text breakdown of EVERYTHING that’s listed in the infomercial!  Let’s get started with that below:

ARTISTS:

• Insane Clown Posse
• Rittz
• Dark Lotus
• Mushroomhead
• Blaze Ya Dead Homie
• Kottonmouth Kings
• Twiztid
• Waka Flocka Flame
• Emmure
• Big Hoodoo
• Tech N9ne
• Axe Murder Boyz
• Jarren Benton
• Anybody Killa
• Boondox
• Dope D.O.D.
• Puddle of Mudd
• Flosstradamus
• Aqualeo
• In This Moment
• Hopsin
• Machine Gun Kelly
• Madchild
• Myzery
• Stitches
• Ill Niño
• HO99o9
• Zug Izland
• Psychopathic Rydas
• Wolfpac
• Nova Rockafeller
• Twista
• King 810
• Da Mafia 6ix
• Deadly Medley (All Psychopathic artists + surprise guests)
• Danny Kae

Underground Artists:

• Terror Universal
• 50 Shades of Snuff (SCUM, Liquid Assassin, Smallz One, Dark Half, Insane Poetry)
• Neurotic November
• Ill Patientz
• MBK
• Underground Fight Club
• T-Ryde
• Trip C
• Tre Mob Records
• Scrub King
• Illest Uminati
• FREEZE
• Molly Gruesome
• Trizz
• Slop Musket
• Death In Motion
• G-Mo Skee
• Playboy The Beast
• JPK
• Hafrican
• Travis Spade
• Bulletproof & The Fool
• A.Z. The Fallen
• Windy City Music
• Donnie Menace
• Sketchy Waze
• F. Dux
• American Overdose
• Swag Toof
• Lo Key
• Jack Ledger
• City Limits
• The Moonmen
• Stenjoddi
• Snake Iiz & Daville
• Wil E. Haze & Rabbid aka 2 Bongz
• Str8Jacket

Comedians:

• Godfrey
• Big Jay Oakerson
• Judah Freedlander

Misc info:

• 6 stages
• No corporate sponsors
• Free camping, parking, showers, water stations
• All entertainment is covered by your one-time ticket cost

Sideshows:

• Big Silva Show
• Bizarro World with R.I.F.T.
• The Juggalo Wedding
• Freakshow deluxe performance with skin suspensions, body immolation, more
• Psychopathic Radio hosted by Wolfpac and the Wolfpac girls

Other Attractions:

• Peep This Shit stage (where anyone can perform)
• Artist Autographs
• Giant Carnival Rides
• Free Play Video Games
• Juggalo Auction
• Movie Nights in an air-conditioned tent
• Psychopathic Auction
• Merchandise Bazaar for all of your HatchetGear needs
• Other artist merch and vendors including Bluntman, Busey’s Beauties, Burrito man
• Scrub Care Unit
• Purchase The Marvelous Missing Link (Found) 1 week before available in stores!

Late Night Parties:

• DJ Clay’s Horny Nutts and Big Butts (ft. Mike Busey and the Busey Beauties)
• Kuma’s Ninja Smoke Party (ft. Triplesix and her bevy of sinful hotties)
• DJ Hoppa’s Funk Volume Full Throttle Party (ft. The Wolfpac Girls)

JCW Superstars:

• 2 Tuff Tony
• Angel Dust
• Crazy Mary Dobson
• The Hooligans
• Hy-Zaya
• Jewels Malone
• Kongo Kong
• Lufisto
• Madman Pondo
• Mary Elizabeth Monroe
• Matt Tremont
• Moshpit Mike
• Natalie The Ring Girl
• Necro Butcher
• Officer Colt Cabana
• The Ring Rydas
• Rude Boy
• Samantha Heights
• Shane “The Iron Demon” Mercer
• Spider Monkey
• Super Strong Tiger
• The Weedman
• Many More!

JCW Events:

• Exotic Ladies of Wrestling
• JCW’s Oddball Wrestling
• JCW’s Bloody Mania 9 (ft. Matt Hardy, MVP, Matt Cross, Officer Colt Cabana, Southern Tracy Smothers, all JCW superstars)

Seminars:

• AMB
• Big Hoodoo
• Boondox
• Twiztid
• Blaze
• ICP
• ABK

Contests:

• Ninja Olympics
• Juggalo Family Feud
• Juggalo Psypher Auditions (winners will be filmed for a musiv video for Psychopathic’s Youtube channel)
• Juggalo Gong Show
• Faygo Launching contest
• Lingerie Contest
• Dark Carnival Games event (ft. Morton’s List tournament)
• Quest for Shangri-La board game tournament
• Texas Hold Em
• Creative Costume Contest
• Wet T-shirt contest
• Flow Master Rap Battle
• 2 Tuff Tony’s fishing tournament
• Art contest
• Neden Game
• Miss Juggalette Pageant
• JCW Tryouts

That wraps up everything that’s covered in the video!  Watch it for yourself, and then make sure to go to JuggaloGathering.com and scoop up a ticket for yourself!  See you there ninjas!

Websites:

• JuggaloGathering.com