I promise you, this is the last piece of news I’ll be posting from the Hatchet Herald. There’s just too much that’s worth making the headline.
In the surprise Hatchet Herald that dropped a couple days ago it was announced that the website JuggaloMarch.com would go live on January 1st, 2017. This is your chance to finally get all the information you need regarding the march going down in September.
The website will also reveal every artist that Psychopathic Records has invited to the event and every artist that has accepted.

Check out what J-Webb had to say in the Hatchet Herald:

As we make the official switch from 2016 to the magical, unbelievable year of 2017, Psychopathic is going to be dropping some New Year’s flavor that will flip yo clowny wig. First of all, the official website of the Juggalo March will be going LIVE on www.juggalomarch.com.It provides all the basic information as to why we are asking the Juggalo Fam to join us at the National Mall by the Lincoln Memorial on Saturday, September 16, 2017 (hint: Watch “Forrest Gump” sometime soon and the spot where Forrest and Abbie Hoffman—the dude in the American flag jacket—give speeches on the Vietnam war?That’s where the march kicks off). The Website will also reveal who we’ve asked to perform for free at the two bombastic concerts at The Jiffy Lube Ampitheatre, as well as who has so far accepted!

So hit up JuggaloMarch.com next year to peep all that freshness.

That’s not the only freshness dropping at the beginning of the year, ninjas.
Also on January 1st, Psychopathic Records will release an infomercial that will feature the entire Hatchet Family! This infomercial will send a positive message to Juggalos about making a change in their lives in 2017. Most likely, it will also outline what’s in store for the Hatchet that year.

J-Webb puts it in to much greater detail than I can. Check out what he has to say below:

But also on January 1, Psychopathic is dropping a fresh new infomercial that you ARE NOT expecting. For real. Starring the entire Psychopathic Family roster, we’ve never done an infomercial like the one you are about to see this New Year’s Day. The ENTIRE Hatchet Roster will all be delivering a timely and important message that ALL Juggalos need to hear as we enter this new year/new age of the Juggalo family. In 2017 we intend to inspire Juggalos to change there lives for the better! Juggalos. This is THE YEAR! The year that all of us need to make our lives—and each other’s lives—great. Better than they ever have been. It’s time to do what Michael Jackson advised us to do back in 1987, and take a good look at the Man in the Mirror (or woman), “take a look at yourself and make a change.” I already know what I’m doing to make MY change. This isn’t easy for me to admit—at all—but all change requires bravery. In 2017, I am going to seek the helpful therapy that I need for my Borderline Personality Disorder, which I’ve wrestled with my entire life. This still-misunderstood form of mental illness basically makes you act like Jeckyl and Hyde and go through mood swings that can literally switch in seconds. If I’m going to partake in the magic that 2017 offers, I have to get emotionally right, healthy, and I have to be strong. No one asks to be cursed with a mental illness, or any Illness, or any thing about yourself that causes you unhappiness… but the way I say it, either I can wrestle that bitch to the ground and take control of it, and pound it’s fuckin’ head in, stomp the life out of it, and bury it dead forever…or I just continue to let it control me. Let the shine of 2017 empower us all to make the changes we need to in order to shine hard and be fully happy about ourselves and our lives. You get out of this life what you put into it. And it’s time to start putting in the necessary work to make whatever changes need to be made to find your personal happiness. 2017 is our year, and let the fresh ass results of the changes we make to better ourselves in the year of 2017 last for the rest of our lives.

Already two more things to look forward to in the new year, ninjas.
Dope.

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