It’s that time of the week again, Metro Times Detroit has released their latest “Ask a Juggalo”column. This week’s column question is being answered by Vinnie Monaster.
In this column, Vinnie answers the question, Ask a Juggalo: What is something a Juggalo would never do?
If you would like to send a question in to be answered, you can do so by emailing [email protected].
From Metro Times Detroit:
Q: What is something a Juggalo would never do?
A: A Juggalo would never be a hound dog. Never literally harass and or be an asshole in any way shape or form. And to be irritating and to be weirdo in the sense of being just hound-dogging-ass motherfucker, that’s just no good. You don’t want anyone riding your nuts, you know. A real Juggalo, flat-out, to quote the song, “A real Juggalo don’t want no picture. They just walk up, like, ‘What up, Ninja!?'” Just be a total, cool, chill motherfucker. A Juggalo would never ever ever cover up their tattoos. But, you know, at the end of the day you just, you’re not disloyal. A real Juggalo would never be disloyal. No Juggalo would ever turn their back on another homie.
Q: Is it true that there’s an ICP board game?
A: Oh yes. Violent J’s brother, Jumpsteady, he’s produced a board game, and he’s made games ever since they were kids I’m not kidding. I’m a playing piece in the “Wraith of Shangri-La” board game, and it ain’t your average Monopoly. I mean it is fucking evolved and it is dope. It’s basically Dungeons & Dragons-esque, but in the realm of Psychopathic. And no bullshit: Vinnie the ICP Kid is an actual playing piece in the board game, and I can send you back to the beginning if you play me unless you’re at the last stages of the game, so I’m just kind of like a crucial card, like, a real off-the-hook card if you pull me. It’s unreal. So any time someone’s like “Why do you listen to those guys,” I’m like, “Um, I don’t mean to be arrogant, but are you in a board game? No? No? OK, alright.”
Faygoluvers Comments
scruffy
Comment posted on Wednesday, May 27th, 2015 04:41 pm GMT -5 at 4:41 pm
juggalos hound dog all the fuckin time. wheres he been?
the answer should be, ‘give a damn about ask a juggalo’.
XombieKing
Comment posted on Thursday, May 28th, 2015 05:29 pm GMT -5 at 5:29 pm
This is stupid yes i will cover my tatts given the situation as far as the public i could careless i will get my tattoos removed tho so i can get something nicer Tom Woods wraith looks awsome i just dont want it in color
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