1:10 pm
May 4, 2014
1:53 pm
March 30, 2013
I can't find the landfill Morbid
Ive driven all across Fort Morgan
Seven bags of shitty diapers Morbid
Stinking up my Ford somethin Morbid
Wells Fargo thinkin im Morbid
Cus i sell weed legally Morbid
Dont want to do business with me or.my kids
Cus they scared of controversy Morbid
Waiting at the hospital Morbid
Cus my tooth is in agony Morbid
Garbage still in the back of the car Morbid
Suck.my dick dick dick.dick dick Morbid
1:36 pm
May 4, 2014
5:08 pm
October 8, 2014
Old Mr Dangerous said
Everythings gluten.free and.morbidExcept my poop and pee aint morbid
I stab-
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............ sorry, i just wanted to rhyme "gluten-free" with "poop and pee". Lemme thinkk...
.... now.im.on a shootin spree feelin morbid
So come and shoot hoops with me and Jordan
Feelin so unhealthy and morbid
Droppin babies from the sky like the stork did
Haha this is awesome!
5:38 pm
May 9, 2014
JiffyLong's back and I'm morbid
Pirating movies through torrents
And if I get sued then I'm all for it
I'll go to the courtroom I'm Jordan
First name Phillip last Griffin
On the judge AK start sprayin'
On the floor the judge is layin'
Then torch the room it's flamin'
I'm morbid bitch I'm not changin'
Ninja your ass no delayin'
I got weed bitch you best be payin'
Or I'll bust yo head until it caves in
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
9:42 pm
September 19, 2014
I ripped your favorite pair of tights...that's morbid
I'll wash your darks with whites....still morbid
I'll hide all of your keys then lock all of your doors
and pour my drink on your pinewood floor--waterboarded
Switch the language on your Nook...that's morbid
Delete your favorite book....hella morbid
Unfreeze you from the ice age and show you wheezin the juice
get drunk at a bar and let you loose--Pauly Shorein'
12:40 am
June 13, 2013
Watch porn while fucking a corpse that's morbid
Pour salt in my wounds for fun thats morbid
Laugh when i see a scary ending so morbid
Staple self help pamphlets to my chest so morbid
Cant help that im so morbid
Wearing a mask as i write this thats morbid
"I Just Wanna Hide Inside My Own Private Hell"- Boondox
9:51 pm
September 19, 2014
10:10 pm
April 19, 2012
11:26 pm
February 24, 2014
12:05 am
March 20, 2013
12:50 am
August 9, 2014
Thrust my hard cock in eyes till they blind, I'm morbid
mark my territory with my piss, yeah your bitch, so morbid
cut her head off in any case cause I'm morbid
rhymes are so morbid because I'm so morbid
chewing on a dead bird, yeah that's morbid
a helmet with my shirt buttoned up wrong, retarded
headbutting fresh infants in the nursey, morbid
paint my face blue, scream freedom then get drawn and quartered
my balls fell off, black and dead like two lump coals, hella morbid
9:14 pm
March 30, 2013
10:20 pm
March 8, 2014
Walking my dog home from the vet, not morbid
Doc put him to sleep before lunch, oh, morbid
Still got my best friend, how's that distorted?
Gotta get him home before he gets contorted.
No food bill now, he's got non-working organs
Brush off the maggots, their dinner's aborted
Need to get him a bath, he's smellin' horrid
Ribs poking through his sides, pretty morbid.
Neighbors saw us in the yard, rumors sordid
Gotta figure something out 'fore I get reported
My dog's not the same, lifeless and torpid
I want my friend back, why's that so morbid?
I read a book once, it was highly regarded
By some King guy, same situation morbid
If I remember right, the guy in it was rewarded
His pet had died too but wasn't truly departed
Wish I'd finished reading, but succumbed to boredom
I'm sure I can figure out the secrets he hoarded
I'll bring my dog back, and stop feeling so morbid
It wasn't his time yet, without him I feel shorted
I bury my friend with the respect he's accorded
Light the candles, accompanying a rite so morbid
An eerie glow fills the air, my hopes feel supported
Walk back home and leave the doorway parted
I hear paws on the floor, no more feeling morbid!
My friend is back to stay - my love was rewarded!
I look down into a terrifying canine rictus, contorted
Undead fangs, feral eyes, far worse than morbid...
10:57 pm
August 9, 2014
Your dog died cause you're a fag, not morbid
I'll hack your neck with a scimitar like ISIS, I'm morbid
Lalalalala, praise allah, ugh, morbid
my hate for you is eternal but not you, you can die and be morbid
grab a baby by the ankles and kill it by beating you with it, so morbid
slurp the peanuts out of my anus while I jerk my big cock, more perverted
looking like a fleshy pretzel til I untangled to approach you, you got murdered
ask your moms bitch, nigga ass cracka, I'm the morbid
6:28 am
March 8, 2014
This ain't a battle, just shit 'bout being morbid
Tell my sad tale and this is how I'm rewarded?
You need a dictionary, look up the word morbid
Take your Allah bullshit and get your ass deported
Your rhymes make no sense like you couldn't afford it
Bunch of random words, and at the end tack on "morbid"
At least my shit is intelligible, my verses sorted
Match wits against me, you're unarmed, retarded
Perverted and murdered don't rhyme with morbid
Not even with each other, how fucked your gourd is.
So keep my dog out of your mouth or get reported
'cause that's beastiality, and that shit's hella morbid.
8:23 am
August 9, 2014
entrappedmind said
This ain't a battle, just shit 'bout being morbidTell my sad tale and this is how I'm rewarded?
You need a dictionary, look up the word morbid
Take your Allah bullshit and get your ass deported
Your rhymes make no sense like you couldn't afford it
Bunch of random words, and at the end tack on "morbid"
At least my shit is intelligible, my verses sorted
Match wits against me, you're unarmed, retarded
Perverted and murdered don't rhyme with morbid
Not even with each other, how fucked your gourd is.
So keep my dog out of your mouth or get reported
'cause that's beastiality, and that shit's hella morbid.
You already used rewarded and I used retarded
you bit my shit AND your own shit, you the antithesis of morbid
intelligible? your bullshit is irreparable...
ill slice open your belly then keep your guts in with a corset
keep you alive long enough to punch up your face till its purple, thats morbid
talking about how fucked my gourd is
yours is literally fucked with foreign objects...
I'unno, like your moms 1997 old radioshack brand cordless
Question me? I was born dead
If we met in the flesh you'd look at the ground and keep your distance, recognize morbid
10:47 am
March 8, 2014
10:29 am
May 4, 2014
5:51 pm
March 30, 2013
Thank christ for the thread return Morbid
Stank rice and bread bord-smorgas
Smashing pimples on your pumpkin like Corgan
Asshole dimples keep my humpin pipe porkin.
Scissor fucking lesbians like a dork bitch
Piss her off my dick she sticks forks in
She still craved my hog like a pork witch
And was happy to share the abortion.
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