I tried to visit bible, he lay stiff and dead on tha couch,

All Bloated & blue, dope pipe in is mouf.

Had to Chuck 2 tha bathroom, I think I'm bout to ralf, payment laid out on the floor, body bled out. 

I ran outside, pivot my nugget 2 the sky, why am I alone, how come all my friends had to die

"I've been given another chance to live, fuck dyin"

I went to Faygoluvers Village at GOTJ & got there just in time to watch them dig a moat.

So I re-inflated an abandoned, vinyl "FUCK YO COUCH" in hopes that it would float.

The carnies laughed and mumbled "Tourist" at these clowns as they claimed their den,

But I live to tell my tales of the treacherous seas of Faygo Armageddon. Bitch.  

I tried to visit Dangerous but he was busy painting...
Lyrics on a canvas it was kinda entertaining
He painted while we chatted, I began to feel sick
He wasn't using normal paint, no, it was human shit.
I said "dude, what the fuck, you really write your rhymes with poop?"
He licked his lips and stared at me and answered with a "Whoop!"
I ran out of that house and noticed it was full of crap.
He uses it for motivation while he writes his raps.
This story that I tell is true, it wasn't meant to bore him.
And if you want another tale hit up the Faygoluver Forums.

- Rosco

I tried to visit this thread in the forums from a mobile device

I typed a comment, did some math but it wouldn't reply

I went home so I could try it on the desktop version of the site

read some funny ass comment, whooped em all so the homies know that I like

I tried to visit the line

So I could make my way inside

But the trailers were abandoned

like the cake, it was a lie

Surprised that I couldn't find a little piece of mind

I walked around the valley to see what I could find

All I saw were shades of lighting dancing across the moon

As lucy gathered with molly and minds became consumed 

I felt the flowing euphoria and visions once unseen 

The sun was right behind me but I still had the lead

Just then the trailer opened and the rush had brought me there

The process was commencing and now I was aware. 

The mission was mostly over, but still I needed to find

The ninjas who would assemble together on the other side

numbers I didn't have and faces I didn't know 

oh no, not again. no time for a shit show. 

remembering the plan and with my instinct coming through

I opened up my mouth, I knew just what do to. 

"Ay, where faygoluvers" I released in the air

Over and over with a loud and proud declare

Suddenly an echo but in a different tone

Repeated the slogan that I had just bellowed 

And as the sun started to rise, I knew I was home