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11:17 am
February 23, 2016
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You guys are probably unitiated to the glory of Chris-chan. There's not enough hours in the day for me to tell you everything you need to know about this glorious creature, but let's just say it's a real-world Truman show. The internet 'discovered' Chris-chan in '09 and a TRUE and HONEST group of observers has developed over the years. If anyone wants to go down the rabbit hole, you can visit the CWCki. (Yes, there's a wiki for this exceptional individual.) Might I suggest Chris-chan's page?
I've been observing Chris-chan for like eight years now.
11:31 am
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Potato-tan11:44 am
February 23, 2016
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4:31 pm
July 27, 2012
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The second one... why boobs? What am I missing here?
6:06 pm
February 23, 2016
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Neverthrive said
The second one... why boobs? What am I missing here?
A minute's research led me to this video:
"Juggalo Shout Out" appears to have been recorded at the same time as the above. Chris-chan is apparently dressed as "Divine, the famous crossdressing actor who played Babs in the 1972 cult film Pink Flamingos," thus boobs. Why Divine... I don't know.
6:21 pm
July 27, 2012
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It takes a lot to be nastier and less attractive than Divine, and yet...
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6:25 pm
February 23, 2016
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I didn't know who Divine was until just now.
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February 15, 2014
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6:53 pm
July 27, 2012
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9:20 pm
July 28, 2016
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Potato-tan said
I didn't know who Divine was until just now.
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Potato-tanIf you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter
10:17 pm
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February 15, 2014
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For some reason that brought The Rock's music video "You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" to my mind.
9:45 am
January 21, 2016
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holy shit, when did Chris Chan go juggalo? I haven't been following him in a few years but I know more than I should about him.
is he a true and honest boyfriend free trans juggalo now?
1:53 pm
February 23, 2016
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deathmetaljuggalo said
holy shit, when did Chris Chan go juggalo? I haven't been following him in a few years but I know more than I should about him.is he a true and honest boyfriend free trans juggalo now?
According to the CWCki, the first video was posted on December 18, 2009., so... it's been a while.
Chris-chan is currently self-identified as a lesbian transwoman. It's very complicated. Chris-chan has been attempting to self-transition via Oestrogel and binaural beats, with about as much efficacy as you'd expect. Recently, more disturbing things have come to light, as well. I've heard tell that Chris is considering going to see an actual gender identity specialist if the binaural beats don't work, which of course they won't.
1:56 pm
February 23, 2016
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Psyral Infection said
For some reason that brought The Rock's music video "You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" to my mind.
What the ever loving fuck did I just watch?
3:11 pm
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February 15, 2014
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Potato-tan said
What the ever loving fuck did I just watch?
That was the wrestler, Dwayne Johnson "The Rock" performing "You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" from the Movie "Be Cool"
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February 23, 2016
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Psyral Infection said
That was the wrestler, Dwayne Johnson "The Rock" performing "You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man" from the Movie "Be Cool"
I understand the individual words, but then you put them in a sentence and they cease to make sense.
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Psyral1:20 am
August 27, 2012
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Potato-tan said
I understand the individual words, but then you put them in a sentence and they cease to make sense.
Be Cool is a good movie actually. Its the sequel to Get Shorty which is also a good flick. That is all...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
1:23 pm
February 23, 2016
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OCJ_Brendan said
Be Cool is a good movie actually. Its the sequel to Get Shorty which is also a good flick. That is all...
You know, I've never actually seen Get Shorty...
11:12 pm
December 25, 2014
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Man, good old Chris Chan/Christina Chan/Whatever he calls himself now. Come on ICP, with his sick flow and rhymes, you HAVE to sign him to a lucrative deal.
Runnin' Out Of Time / Looking For The Light / Something Isnt Right / The Devil's Grip Is Tight / Cause I'm Runnin' Out Of Time / Leave It All Behind / If My Soul Was On The Line / Can My Body Hide / From The Devil Inside
4:03 pm
October 16, 2016
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I first found out about Chris-Chan on the website 4chan, way back in like 2008/9. He was just some autistic, Japan-obsessed weeb. But every now and then, I check up on how he's doing, and good God. Its gotten bad.
Chris-Chan recently became convinced that he is, in fact, a girl. In order to fully commit to his new identity, he apparently got his gooch pierced, which then became infected and formed a giant open sore. He now refers to this festering wound as his "vagina," and is convinced that if he "opens it up," he can be a real girl.
This is not the sort of creature you want anywhere NEAR Juggalo culture.
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