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May 7, 2017
2:02 am

TheFvckinKreeper

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Boy, I don’t know about y’all, but I’m underground as fuck. Some of you fools say you underground, but nah, y’all like some surface dwellers and I’m Bud the C.H.U.D. up in this bitch. Think you know ’bout some underground shit. I’m bout to school you on some underground shit.

I’m so underground I got Kanye West his first producer credit playin the slide whistle for a local Chuck E. Cheese commercial in 1989, fool!

I’m so underground I got Necro on home video at his middle school talent show kickin’ his first rap: Me and My Moyle (My Moyle and Me)

I’m so underground I got Ganxta N-I-P’s first demo, N-I-Pt in Tha Budd. It’s a dubbed over 8-track with magic marker on the label.

Nigga I don’t hashtag I poundsign.

I’m so underground me an Geno Cultshit is bunk mates.

I’m so underground I got ALL D-lyrical’s solo shit!

I’m so underground 7th Seal is still tryna sign me!

I’m so underground I took this photo:

It was sposed to be the cover for the EP we was gon put out called “JushUWait&C” but dude’s uncle broke with the studio money and my aluminum siding.

I was there when them dudes Hologram an Jus Allah was goin’ by Magic Eye and Dat Boi Koofie. Had to talk them out of callin’ their project “Not The Droids U Lookin 4”

I’m so underground I got GreezE’s MMA Career on bootleg lazerdisc.

I wake up every day and eat a bowl of Horrorcorn Flakes. EVERY. DAMN. DAY, SON.

I gave Curtis Jackson the bus fare that gave him the damn idea! Back then he was a scrawny lil shit with a big square head. Fool looked like a Jolly Rancher Lollipop. Back then we called him Young Curtsy.

I’m so underground I got you on a hard copy of the Pete & Pete sex tape

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I’m so underground I got the Golden Goldies follow-up LP AND IT’S A PLATINUM 45.

6688846993? 7435557422! That’s Shelllshacc nigga and we ALL Periscope Records Roadies. If you weren’t there life ain’t fair and you still can’t join our bridge club, sucker!

I’m so underground I got the Bloody Brothers concert DVD. WHUT!

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May 7, 2017
3:40 am

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I’m so underground I got 10 masterpieces that nobody has heard but me.

I’m so underground that I have found a secret society of mole people living in the hollow earth that secretly dictate our politics from underground and control us with media and materialistic distractions and some other shit happened but I don’t remember because they gave me an ultra rare tape of Hectik and Johny Kichazz’s ICP diss from 1995 called “Inhale Cock Pussies”

I’m so underground that I recorded Toxic Fumes back in 87 and ICP bit my style.

I’m so underground that I have to look up to see hell.

I’m so underground I got the director’s cut of Herby Hancock’s Rockit music video.

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May 7, 2017
3:42 am

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I’m so underground I used too look up lyrics on hallsofillusions.com.

May 7, 2017
4:57 am

Slumerican502

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Im so underground I got the raw cut of Gravy Boat Part 2

Im so underground I got a Betamax of Violent J’s conception

Im so underground that if I keep digging ima end up in North Korea

Im so underground that chilean miners aint got shit on me

Im so underground I have the original script to the movie The Room

Im so underground that I was staying in the same hotel as Sid and Nancy on that night

Im so underground that GG got the idea to smear shit on his chest from me

Im so underground I sang backup vocals on Jah Dont Pay The Bills

Im so underground I can hear the music from the 2nd level of the original mario

Im actually too underground even for hipsters

Im so underground that I was a fluffer on the set of Deep Throat

Im so underground that I gave Kubrick the idea for 2001

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There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down

May 7, 2017
8:04 am

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King Lucem Ferre said
I’m so underground I used too look up lyrics on hallsofillusions.com.

I actually did this. That site was dope as fuck.

I’m so underground that when J hit rock bottom and fell through the floor of that hole some little pieces of my ceiling fell into my horrorcore flakes. Which I promptly ate.

I’m so underground J showed up to MY highschool prom with an axe in his mother fuckin palm.

I’m so underground I bought all 17 copies of Carnival of Carnage when it was first released.

I’m so underground I snuck into J’s room while he was sleeping and whispered the dream in his ear that created the joker cards.

I’m so underground they call me 1 dope.

I’m so underground, I was that guy from intelligence and violence.

I’m so underground I’m mainstream in China.

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May 7, 2017
8:10 am

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im so underground, every project ive ever dropped is a “lost tape”

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May 7, 2017
10:38 am

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I’m so underground hipsters don’t even like me yet.

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May 7, 2017
11:01 am

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I’m so underground ICP put my art in this video without putting my name in the credits.

YouTube Video ICP – Red Moon Howl – Hallowicked 2014 Song – Interpreted by the Juggalos!

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May 7, 2017
12:03 pm

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Man, listen.

I’m so underground I got a side project with Skrapz and Lavel, AND we only use samples from public access television.

I’m so underground I won’t even bump yo shit if you don’t give me the CDR in person and tag the title with a sharpie right quick!

I’m so underground Spooky Z and Nukie is both my kids from two different baby moms and the reason you don’t hear from them is THEY’RE BOTH FUCKIN’ GROUNDED.

I got a playlist of nothing but Preacher X tracks and it’s six hours long!

I’m so underground I got Proof’s autograph on a Champtown poster!

I’m so fuckin’ underground I rock shows at John Varvatos!

You know the guy that operates the Rouge River drawbridge in Delray on Jefferson? THAT’S ME.

I ain’t even got a smartphone nigga I browse Faygoluvers using Braille and Morse Code

I’m so underground in the 90’s my side pieces were exclusively John Kickjazz’s girlfriends

I’m so underground William Cooper wrote my biography!

I’m so underground I never had a pet that wasn’t a baby crocodile or a dead goldfish!

YO I’M THE FIFTH NINJA TURTLE AND MY WIFE IS A MORLOCH!

I’m so underground Crossworm hits me up for collabs on a tin can string telephone!

I’m so underground I don’t book studio time I book stenographer time and whenever my shit drops BET it goes Double Loose Leaf!

I’m so underground my mom used to drop me at Hip Hop Shops for Daycare!

AND SHE WAS A EXTRA IN TROMA FILMS!

Dog the only merch I rock is bootlegs of other bootlegs. When I was still backpackin’ this was my hookup:

and a fresh pair of Kangaroo knockoffs called Rooroos, but the Chinese flea market fucked the stitching up so it says Reerees.

The fuck you think this is? I’m so underground the broom closet at The Shelter is my vacation home!

Man, youngin’, I’m so underground I interview ScottieD and he don’t know I’m doin it. I transcribed that shit in disappearing crayon and the only way you get to read that shit is with a Xerox scanner, carrier pigeon, decoder ring and the Konami code!

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May 7, 2017
2:10 pm

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I so u underground when I die..u just leave me there.

Im so underground im Chinese bitch.

Im so underground when u take me out I start to sprout little roots and little mes.

Im so underground I was there when the Koreans tested they missiles

Im so underground im center of ur world and the reason magnets work.

Im so undergound. I can beat banes ass and bust that coat better him.

Im so undergound i only listen to live music.

Im so undergound i invented barbacoa.

Im so undergound I wear a grave stone as a hat.

I got to make lunch

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May 7, 2017
2:38 pm

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Slumerican502 said
Im so underground I sang backup vocals on Jah Dont Pay The Bills

YOU KNOW THEY AINT NO SUCH THING AS LEFTOVER CRACK!!!- Leftover Crack

May 7, 2017
2:54 pm

King Lucem Ferre

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LOL, shit goes double loose leaf. I can’t beat that one.

May 7, 2017
3:03 pm

Slumerican502

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King Lucem Ferre said
LOL, shit goes double loose leaf. I can’t beat that one.

Fuck, he already won in the first post with the horrorcorn flakes line. I was geekin the fuck out at like 6 this mornin when I read that.

May 8, 2017
11:06 am

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Thread of the Year contender right here!

I’m so underground I wear moss beanies at shows.

I’m so underground I played Necro’s bar mitzvah.

I’m so underground I have a Tali Demon vomit skit, on 8 vinyl.

I’m so underground that my venues have stalagmites and stalactites. Watch your head and feet.

I’m so underground that Jules Verne based “Journey to the Center of the Earth” after my crew and I.

I’m so underground that I have the only Planned Panic demo tape. It’s fucking horrible.

I’m so underground that Esham buys me a six pack at shows for walking his dog.

I’m so underground that I don’t even get out of bed.

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May 8, 2017
2:10 pm

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A LOT of this shit is golden. Keep’m comin, boys. Even still, ya better watchaself cuz at the end of the day

I’m so underground I taught Uncle Howie how to smoke crack!

I’m so underground I taught The Jokerr Musical Theory and made him wear that outfit as punishment for passing Hopsin love letters in class!

And he won’t dare diss me for it either cuz the first time he got that facepaint design it was courtesy of my dick and two cans of Dutch Boy!

I’m so fuckin’ underground I use Meerkat Manor for a flophouse!

I’m so underground Big Hoodoo was my merch guy when I was still goin’ by the stage name Bo Singgula!

Bitch I eat off tectonic plates!!

I’m so underground I’m Cyco’s manager at the Home Depot, the Applebee’s AND ON TOUR.

I’m so underground I’m on The Warlock’s Street Team!!

I’m so fuckin’ beneath the streets I’m in a Richard Cheese cover band!

I GOT AN APARTMENT MADE OUT OF E.T. ATARI CARTRIDGES YOU SHAVED PUSSY!!!

I’m so underground I kicked Mr. Bonez and Hectik out of Krazy Klan and I.S.I.!

I’m so underground the scruffy illuminati is my puppet government!!

I SHIT PRECIOUS MINERALS AND GOPHERS BITCH ABOUT ME BRINGING PROPERTY VALUE DOWN YOU WEEPING INFECTED ANUS!!!

I’m so fuckin’ under the fuckin’ dirt I slapped The Boy Blue around as a child and that’s not only his namesake it’s why he talks like that!!!!

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May 8, 2017
3:12 pm

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im not all that underground.

i mean, im not particularly mainstream or conventional, either. but somehow, my underground card got pulled, sometime in the last year or so.

whattyagonnado?

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May 8, 2017
3:35 pm

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I’m so underground I use scruffy as a periscope!!!!

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May 15, 2017
7:00 am

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I’m so underground, I was one of the stiffs that decapitated J aND taught him The Headless Boogie. He wrote a song about it.

Also, I too kicked Willy Bubba’s ass. BEFORE it was cool.

I’m so underground, I personally purchased Bonez Dubb’s soul in exchange for moderate underground recognition. The catch? I stole his talent, so he would forever have moderate fame, but without any actual skill. That’s right, ya’ll: Dubb was once a master wordsmith. Never again will he utter a single dope string of rhymes, or he will find himself gasping and confused. I dare you to roll through hid entire catalog of recorded flows: the soul and skill are eternally missing.

I’m so underground that my flow is like a septic tank. It’s the shit.

I’m so underground that I have fans that can see in the dark. My Nocturnal Fam!

May 15, 2017
11:50 am

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I’m so underground that whenever it rains outside I crawl my way to the surface and dry up on yo sidewalk.

I’m so underground that I stood on top of the hill screamin “who’s goin chicken huntin!?” to the JJ Boys. Even they didn’t know about that.

I’m so underground that I don’t go chicken huntin, I go egg huntin.

I’m so underground that I shop at Hot-Topic.

I’m so underground that I steal my GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREATGRANDMA’S Vicodin.

I’m so underground that if I show up on your land, the government will buy your land from you and claim it as their own.

I’m so underground that I opened up for ABK on the Trail of Tears.

You know the bassline in Echoside? Well, that was just me hitting my ceiling with a broom to try and get him to keep it down up there cause I was tryin to watch my shows.

I’m so underground that, as a joke, I suggested to Necro that he rap off rhythm and with a lisp.

I’m so underground that I knew Chino-XL before all the ego.

I’m so underground that when J texts me he doesn’t have to start it with “Hey, this is Joe Bruce”.

I’m so underground that my boy Will Smith once asked me to hack an extraterrestrial spaceship with my 25 lb laptop cause I’m the only person he knows that’s still runnin Win95.

I’m so underground that I’ve heard of this new “photoshoppe(working title)” application that I think is really gonna be somethin when it comes out.

I’m so underground that I still use my account on VampireFreaks.com

I’m so underground that I’m going to be late for work because instead of getting ready I chose to waste my time on an online Juggalo Forum trying to write jokes.

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