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God damnit Stiffy Short, if your gonna make it as a rapper, you have to learn to be an asshole. I think you've been around here long enough to let loose. i give you permission. Speak up god damnitt. grow some hair on your balls. i now you Puberted what, a week ago? cut the nice guy shit. talk some shit. get mad. tell someone to fuck off, and eat your jiffy balls. it might help your music out too
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
10:53 am
May 9, 2014
JiffyLong With Dropped Balls Said
Alright, first off, is that even a fuckin' song? I gave it a listen, what the fuck? At first, I saw the pic and was like, "oh, this looks like some wretched ass wicked shit", but no, I gave a listen, and I don't even know what to say about it, it sounded like you were just talking over a beat, like some SmokerJoker shit, which sounded like complete shit. Like forreal, you should've just renamed the EP from Self-Titled, to...ShitTitled, because either way, it's still uncreative as fuck, but at least ShitTitled will at least let people know what they're in for before they listen. GODDAMN, if I ever made a track to how shitty this shit was, Necro would diss me or something, and I'll be like, "no, you got the wrong idea, see, some plagiaristic FUCK stole your name and I had to show him how it's done around here, even tho I might not be the best, I'm making a point that this guy needs to reconsider what FUCKIN' music is." Then Necro would make a diss towards you, on a track with me. Fuckin' Warlock, he feels fuckin honored that there's someone 10 times worse than him. Expect a check for $3.50 that'll prolly be bounced, because it's the best Warlock can do to send his thanks. So yeah, now that you've already tainted your image, you might as well come back with a new profile, no one knows what your face looks like because you had a bag over it, so your in luck. Change your image, name, everything, because it's already done here. No matter what, we'll remember that one guy who called himself Necro trying to be underground, and yet, doesn't know the underground.
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
11:06 am
February 24, 2014
1:29 pm
August 8, 2012
Sean Law said
God damnit Stiffy Short, if your gonna make it as a rapper, you have to learn to be an asshole. I think you've been around here long enough to let loose. i give you permission. Speak up god damnitt. grow some hair on your balls. i now you Puberted what, a week ago? cut the nice guy shit. talk some shit. get mad. tell someone to fuck off, and eat your jiffy balls. it might help your music out too
damn straight!
2:57 pm
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May 22, 2012
JiffyLong With Dropped Balls Said
Fuckin' Warlock, he feels fuckin honored that there's someone 10 times worse than him. Expect a check for $3.50 that'll prolly be bounced, because it's the best Warlock can do to send his thanks.
extreme hyperbole.
as i said before, warlock barely has an edge on kneedeep. just barely. definitely not by a factor of ten. no way.
warlock is ten times better than helen keller. and by that, i mean helen kellers fifty-year-old corpse, not when she was alive. hes only about twice as good as a living helen keller. kneedeep is at roughly the same place, by that standard.
So yeah, now that you've already tainted your image, you might as well come back with a new profile, no one knows what your face looks like because you had a bag over it, so your in luck. Change your image, name, everything, because it's already done here. No matter what, we'll remember that one guy who called himself Necro trying to be underground, and yet, doesn't know the underground.
name change to avoid future conflagrations is enough.
drop one, just one, legitimately dope song, ill forget about the old shit.
i wouldnt go so far as to say that kneedeep is horrible.
those eps were horrible, yes, but that doesnt mean he has no hope of ever making music that is not horrible. still too early to make that call.
havin said that, i aint placin no bets.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
7:28 pm
September 18, 2012
That was hilarious, Jiffy Long With Balls.
I don't encourage people to keep practicing, there are too many rappers. The over saturation of shitty rappers destroys the reputation of good rappers still trying to get their names established because nobody wants to give you a chance.
It might sound like a dick move and it might make me an asshole, but I don't give a fuck because my name is Shoulder Deep Kanye mother fucking West.
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September 18, 2012
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May 22, 2012
is this one of those 'moral compass' questions?
cuz sometimes those make me feel... discomfited.
you can always recall what i may or may not have said here before...
scruffy may or may not have said
if i had written the bible, it would be one page, with one commandment: try not to be an asshole.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:29 am
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May 22, 2012
Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
No, I mean it's too late for me. I'm already kind of an asshole. Not a full blown asshole, but still an asshole.
i know what you meant. it was humor. dry humor, perhaps, but humor nonetheless.
maybe i should hold up a little sign when i makes jokes like that, so people dont miss em.
and yeah, i know. youre just an asshole. i read that somewhere.
anyway, if you want a better answer, best thing to do would be to ask kneedeep next time hes around.
or, ill just ask now.
ahem... @kneedeepnecro: are we all assholes for this? and/or bad people? who would you consider the assholiest? the least assholish?
would a more appropriate name for this thread be 'knee deep in assholes'?
if so, do you think that would remind people of that scene from spaceballs? or is that question irrelevant, since right now everybody is probably thinking of that scene from spaceballs anyway?
awfully paranoid, arent you?
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