scruffy said

Old Mr Dangerous said  
… And I’m not going to put some practically defunct labels like Suburban Noize or Necro’s label on there.   

this is only fair because it is clear that most em have virtually no chance at ‘best’. 

but i bet if you took the time to throw in eight or ten others, there woulda been some flier votes.   

Also… I don’t even know the bare minimum of the label names and their current statuses with artist. 

For instance, who is on Necro’s label? Is Mr. Hyde still alive? Where’s my Uncle Howie doll?

Who the fuck does King Gordy work for? How does he survive getting shot so many damn times?

I can’t even name the Kottonmouth King’s original roster, and I haven’t listened to them since the second album. How in the feces am I to care enough to look up who is on Suburban Noize and who isnt? Is Suburban Noize with a ‘Z’???

Hed P.E… weren’t they on there?  Fucking SAIGON was on there for a distribution deal, right ?

Sorry, I’m not in the know enough to know these labels and artists. 

scruffy said

Old Mr Dangerous said

Sorry, I’m not in the know

really?  huh. 

most around here seem to know the labels in impressive detail.  down to what the owners are thinking. 

especially what the owners are thinking.   

I’ll play that psychic game….

I PREDICT:

 ♧ Psychopathic will re-sign Myzery. And Jumpsteady. And Samantha. They will release a new EP called “Sugar Slam Ain’t Fam!”

 ♢ Sugar Slam will then sign to… Woke records, whom I believe is Snow, Tha Product’s label.

 ♡ Sugar Slam and Snow will drop a 3 song diss album to PSY. Kotton Kandy will have a secret track at the end.

 ♤ Bonez Dubb will release the single “Nocturnal Emi$$ion$”, a battle rap aimed at Syn from Zug Izland. However, it will be so fucking subliminal, that no one will really know why Bonez is mad. 

 ■ Bonez Dubb will then sign with Native World.. once Anybody Killa finds out, he will politely ask him to leave. But not before offering him some brews and blunts. What a stellar fella, IMO.

 □ Shaggy 2 Dope will release his own autobiography in the Spring. There will be a treasure map in one special copy. 

 ● Monoxide will develop that Benjamin Button disease… eventually becoming Monoxide Child again… then Monoxide Toddler… finally, Monoxide Spermatozoa. You ever heard a skeet spit sixteen bars? Shit is magnificent.

 ○ The FBI will take Juggalos off of the gang list and then target Technicians. 

 • Blahzay Rose, around Summer 2017, right in time for the Gathering, will release a limited edition line of chastity belts. Dopeness ensues.

 ° Blaze will get into a non-fatal ATV accident, mangling his genitals. He will then call himself Blahzay, Your Dead Homiette. The lawsuit is settled outside of court between MNE and PSY for moniker infringement.

 ☆ Reel Life Productions will send a can of anthrax-tainted Spazmatic to MNE’s headquarters. Madrox will fall ill and nearly die. The beef turns so serious after that, that both MNE and PSY go on a years-long spree of murder and betrayal. Not unlike the Tupac Biggie ordeal…. “That’s why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker!” – that’s Boondox, to Big Hoodoo, for some reason, on the MNE’s “Hit Em Up” cover.

Turns out that Esham and Reel Life Productions sent the tainted drink to set off the chain of events that only E knew about from his soul-opening DMT experience. Several artists die due to this, but in the end it somehow help to prevent further destruction between the two camps. By this time, Trump loses his reelection chance to Alex Abbiss, who was behind it all. ALL of it!!!!! He hires Esham as VP, and Detroit finally gets recreational marijuana, cracks down on government and police conspiracy, begin producing the world’s first Aqua-Cars, leading to a new economic and green boom, and bans all artists from Twitter rants. Finally, Flint gets clean water.

Have a sense of humor, universe 

King Lucem Ferre said

Old Mr Dangerous said

○ The FBI will take Juggalos off of the gang list and then target Technicians. 

The FBI has excluded Juggalos from the national gang list since 2012.

 

Wait until it’s revealed in the super secret book being written by Young Wicked that it was all a publicity stunt rather than a real march for a real cause. Well I guess it’s still a real march. And I guess the cause is still real. You know what I mean.  

Lookin in my crystal ball, I don’t foresee Young Wicked’s book seeing the light of day. The reason?

Otis will be a casualty from the years-long MNE VS PSY war. 

Oh, you want details? Sigh…

Otis hijacks a plane and aims for record label towers. He is killed instantly, as well as Billy Bill, who was the only one in the building, there because he left his cell in the bathroom.

It becomes a Mad Max scenario, where factions of survivors fight over Faygo remnants.