So my girl just moved to Indiana the end of last year, until then the past roughly 3 1/2 years we been together we've only seen each other for a week or so at a time by plane or train and on one said train trip to visit her in Virginia she picked me up wearing this short dress that barely covered her ass and some sweet stockings...I told her the second I saw her we were parkin somewhere before we went to her place so we could fuck. So we park in the back of the mall parking lot and went at it in the back of the explorer she was drivin and literally as soon as I bust, mall cops roll up and tap on the window (she swears they were watching, which I promptly responded to with "good, show was free anyways") so they start questioning us, askin for I.D.s n shit, these dudes were straight hicks and they were crackin jokes and shit. Banned us from the mall for a year (like I give a fuck, I live in Indiana lol) but the best damn part was the whole time she was making this humiliated face, I didn't get it till I looked down. My nut was trickling down her leg the whole time we were there hahaha

me an my wife lived in tennesse for a lil over a year well when we first got ther didnt have any where to stay so we found a mountain an set up camp ther well i was out jus hiking around an smokin an shit an i found this fuckin tight ass cave right on the bend of the river which had big cliffs an shit ta jump off of an rope swings well we hung out ther for a bit an found a bad cave that went in far as fuck well we decided to go in ther an fuck an we got it on in that cave a couple diff times if anybody ever has a chance to fuck in a cave do it its creppy and fun ass fuck lol i told her that if she felt sumn slithering around her ass it was nt me so it would have to be a snake well after we finished i looked over into the corner an ther lied a snake the look on her face was priceless oh yea we concieved our first child in that cave yelp got my wife pregnant in a cave how many people can say that lol mcl homie so was prob one of my weirder spots i got it on my nastiest place ive fucked was in a urinal at ozzfest in 99 and i got a blow job at a twiztid show back in the day think it was the hatchet rising tour dark lotus, twiztid, icp this hot chic in front of me started ta grind her ass on me when we was smashed together an she mustve got turned on by the chubby i was gett in an she turned around pulled my dic out and sucked me of an swallowed it all i was like damn girl then after the show i seen her an tried to avoid her she was lookin for me cause i said i would meet up with her later over by the water fountains and i seen her waitn an jus bounced what some girls will do is jus fuckin amazing lol this all true u dont believe me then oh well dont no any of yall so why would i lie ta becool dont think so jus thought i would share that with yall i think its fuuny shit especially the girl that took the load to her mouth hahahahuhaha mcl

If your eating pussy, u can taste when a girl cums. If u never tasted it, watch a bunch of lesbo porn, eat pussy like they do, and you'll taste it. Last pussy I ate, the chick said I eat pussy just like she does. 1st and only time I've heard that. Felt lil proud.

And warlock, of course my stories might sound out there , bu there all true. I've got plenty of awkward sex stories too. U don't get great stories without having a bunch of bad ones you don't want to share.

Frog said
If your eating pussy, u can taste when a girl cums. If u never tasted it, watch a bunch of lesbo porn, eat pussy like they do, and you'll taste it. Last pussy I ate, the chick said I eat pussy just like she does. 1st and only time I've heard that. Felt lil proud.

 

And warlock, of course my stories might sound out there , bu there all true. I've got plenty of awkward sex stories too. U don't get great stories without having a bunch of bad ones you don't want to share.

lol @ the bolded... i hate eating pussy so i wont mind if i never taste it haha

i disagree.. would rather tongue a bitches asshole tbh..

definitely haha

how so?

i lick the hole not in it..  & yeah nothings wrong with jerking it but in front of all your peers is a different story haha

haha still tho.. thats kinda creepier.. why not go to the restroom??