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Date #493228
August 4, 2013
9:43 pm
GanjaGoblin
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So over the course of this past weekend, I had this date. Over a week or so of talking through phone blah blah blah and we went out Saturday night. We go back to her house and I'm introduced to the parents and all. The girl and I are sitting out back chilling, smoking, conversing. Her mom comes outside for a cigarette, which she saw mine and asked for one. The girl I was seeing goes to the bathroom, checks on her kid, leaving me outside with her madre. Her mother and I get into talking, asks if I wanted a bottle of some wine and a hit of some trees. Not once, not twice, not three times, this is now four times a mother/older lady has acquired such interest in yours truely. The girl and I, I don't think I'mma continue seeing her, things just weren't clicking. But what I'm saying in all of this, what would you guys have done? I'am no scumbag douchebag of such nature its just the cougars flock my way for some reason.

August 4, 2013
10:01 pm
RydaFoLife
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She asked you if you wanted a drink and to smoke some buds.... Why is that an open invitation to fuck to you? Get over yourself you little scumbag. 

August 4, 2013
10:10 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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My next door neighbor's mom is on some other shit like that homie.  One morning I was walking my daschund before work and she came out in a robe and nothing else to ask for a smoke...hairy old wrinkled twat waving in the breeze...I didn't know if it was intentional or not and wrote it off...Just yesterday I came home on my break to walk my Pit cuz i didnt have time before work and didn't want her to chew my shoes in frustration, and she came out drunk( but fully clothed this time) and asked if I wanted to come have a drink with her.  I told her I had to go to work and would be back at 11.  She responded that she would be in bed and to come over.  Idk if was a drunk slip up or she was serious.  I didn't go over obviously and my girl keeps laughing at me...but one day that old broad is possibly going to straight up assault a ninja...

 

Your not wrong homie, but idk what to tell ya to do, its clear in my situation cuz I've got a bombshell at home and shouldn't fuck that up for some dusty poon.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 4, 2013
10:12 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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Ignore Ryda hes never had consensual sex with anything other than a house cat that didn't involve him paying for it.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 4, 2013
10:16 pm
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August 5, 2013
4:52 pm
GanjaGoblin
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I should have mentioned that I was there for a few hours at her house but its whatever. If you don't hint when a cougars on the prowl I feel bad for you Ryda. The conversations were more of what I'd rather of heard throughout the night (non-sexual included). Took me by total surprise. I ain't no skeez Ryda, only a good selective few get peener in the clam so fuck off. Since the older vixen was already with a dude, that's where I let it go.

August 5, 2013
5:00 pm
JabroniKilla
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Bang em both extra points

August 5, 2013
5:01 pm
JabroniKilla
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I fucked sisters separately but mom daughter combo buy that man a faygo

August 5, 2013
5:23 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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2 scoops of whoop for Ganga Goblin....

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 5, 2013
8:28 pm
GanjaGoblin
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I wouldn't bang the daughter, not my type at all. The mother, on the other hand, I would have had a better story to share  but ya know. And OCJ, make it 2 scoops of ice cream por favor?

August 5, 2013
8:32 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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In a waffle cone or in a cup mi amigo?

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

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