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7:54 pm
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any lettes from the 402?
7:55 pm
August 27, 2012
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Im guessing Yes. Next question?
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
7:59 pm
August 27, 2012
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Thats Nebraska for all of us who don't live on English Muffin way...seriously google 402 and it takes you to English Muffin way...at least my computer did.
I don't mean to take away from your stellar dating/fuck post...I wish you luck and all that finding a lette in Nebraska that is down with the fam...hopefully you guys whoop whoop into the sunset...but seriously has anyone ever gotten laid via a faygoluvers post...other than the almighty smack by his uncle of course...my guess is no...yet people still try...I guess its a different strokes kinda gig (pun quite intended)
English Muffin way who the fuck is naming streets in Nebraska...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
8:06 pm
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August 6, 2013
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No lettes that I know, but Chief Locc and I are both from Omaha.
8:08 pm
August 27, 2012
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Is Omaha in the 402? Im genuinely curious...have you ever seen English Muffin way..are there nooks...crannies?
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8:14 pm
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August 6, 2013
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Omaha, and Lincoln, and most of Nebraska.
8:17 pm
August 27, 2012
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WHAT ABOUT THE MUFFINS...so how much of Nebraska isn't in the 402. Im beginning to suspect that ironlave cannot spell Nebraska and hence went with the shorter 402. This does not bode well for him with the literate lette population...but its not a deal breaker. Maybe he just doesn't have time for all that spelling noise...he needs to meet a lette FAST...that crawl space under grandma's house doesn't fill itself now does it sonny boy.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
8:22 pm
August 27, 2012
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Upon further review
What if a lette is from the 402...but her number starts with 531...is she still acceptable or just a pile of horse shit...
What if the lette lives right on the 308 line that appears arbitrarily drawn through the state by a four year old...can she fuck off as well for not being in the 402...damn this is getting complicated.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
8:33 pm
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May 22, 2012
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long as we are polling, are there any lettes out there that live on my street? or better yet, next door?
you gotsa be a hottie, now. and intelligent and witty. good teeth. have your own income stream.
and youve gotta be cool with catching flak from my girlfriend [maybe even a serious whuppin] for fuckin with me to begin with.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
8:35 pm
August 27, 2012
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I know Scruffy I get that static too...Bitches be all like "who you fucking in my bed" then they get even madder when they figure out its their Mom...its just trifling...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
9:10 pm
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August 12, 2012
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ironlave said
any lettes from the 402?
I'm just going to guess you probably had no luck with picking up bar flies and stuck out on other dating websites so you decided to join FLH just so you could make a i'm a desperate virgin and need to get laid post?
Sorry to break the news to you but FLH is mostly a sausage fest.
OCJ_Brendan said
hopefully you guys whoop whoop into the sunset...but seriously has anyone ever gotten laid via a faygoluvers post...other than the almighty smack by his uncle of course...my guess is no...yet people still try...
scruffy said
long as we are polling, are there any lettes out there that live on my street? or better yet, next door?you gotsa be a hottie, now. and intelligent and witty. good teeth. have your own income stream.
and youve gotta be cool with catching flak from my girlfriend [maybe even a serious whuppin] for fuckin with me to begin with.
OCJ_Brendan said
I know Scruffy I get that static too...Bitches be all like "who you fucking in my bed" then they get even madder when they figure out its their Mom...its just trifling...
These are down right hilarious.
10:13 pm
August 27, 2012
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Come the fuck on PRJ. Those other posts were funny...
OCJ_Brendan said
Upon further review
What if a lette is from the 402...but her number starts with 531...is she still acceptable or just a pile of horse shit...
What if the lette lives right on the 308 line that appears arbitrarily drawn through the state by a four year old...can she fuck off as well for not being in the 402...damn this is getting complicated.
This made me laugh my ass off as I typed it.
Sheesh I guess if you don't have haters you don't have shit...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:18 pm
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August 12, 2012
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OCJ_Brendan said
Come the fuck on PRJ. Those other posts were funny...
They were but i did not feel like quoting every comment so i picked a few.
10:29 pm
August 27, 2012
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I...just...cant stay mad at you...I think we scared him off...I bet it was me outing his crawl space...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:30 pm
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scruffy said
long as we are polling, are there any lettes out there that live on my street? or better yet, next door?you gotsa be a hottie, now. and intelligent and witty. good teeth. have your own income stream.
and youve gotta be cool with catching flak from my girlfriend [maybe even a serious whuppin] for fuckin with me to begin with.
Dont listen to this guy ladies, my expectations are WAY lower. Ill take amazon chicks, midget chicks, fat chicks(500lb limit, im not a fucking savage, geez), ugly chicks, chick with huge clits, chicks with no clits, chicks with no legs(or arms), married chicks, old chicks, rich chicks, poor dirty chicks, chicks with two buttholes, pregnant chicks who make cheese out of their breast milk, chicks with short hair, chicks with 70's bushes, hippie chicks that dont shave at all, korean chicks, red dot indian chicks, chicks with man hands, and chicks with back hair
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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10:36 pm
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August 12, 2012
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Slumerican502 said
Dont listen to this guy ladies, my expectations are WAY lower. Ill take amazon chicks, midget chicks, fat chicks(500lb limit, im not a fucking savage, geez), ugly chicks, chick with huge clits, chicks with no clits, chicks with no legs(or arms), married chicks, old chicks, rich chicks, poor dirty chicks, chicks with two buttholes, pregnant chicks who make cheese out of their breast milk, chicks with short hair, chicks with 70's bushes, hippie chicks that dont shave at all, korean chicks, red dot indian chicks, chicks with man hands, and chicks with back hair
I just had to highlight that one.
10:42 pm
February 7, 2013
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Any lettes from the 402 with two buttholes? Cuz I definitely need you and both your buttholes in my life.
11:17 pm
August 27, 2012
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PunkRockJuggalo said
Slumerican502 said
(500lb limit, im not a fucking savage, geez)
Man if youve never hit a 600 pound neden from the back you don't even know what im talking about...but its the closest to touching the face of god ill ever come to in my lifetime...oh the way the sweat and cheese sammiches glimmer as her folds jiggle...so so beautiful...your loss slum...
We need three lines here...line 1 will be chicks on Omaha (thats the 402 for those late to the party) with two buttholes...you line up on cheiflocc...
Everyone else divide yourself based on weight...500 and below line up on slum...500 and above come with me to the dungeon...we have donuts baby don't worry.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
11:48 pm
September 18, 2012
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Any lettes from the 801 down to hang out and play video games. I don't wanna fuck, I just want a friend. :(
And I'm sick of paying hookers to do it because they have no enthusiasm. Soulless crotch dungeons.
11:58 pm
August 27, 2012
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Last time I paid a hooker to play super mario world she wasn't even hype when we got to star road...or when we unlocked blue Yoshi...BLUE YOSHI....I agree Lucem im never repeating that fiasco....she musta ate a fire flower too cuz she BURRNNNED MEEE
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
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