Roland Deschain, son of Steven, is not a Juggalo. 

He would not approve of the countless grams of sweet sugar wasted by people spraying Faygo around like it was as plentiful as oxygen. Gilead would have an all out gunslinger assault mission on the clowns for the sugar in one single concert’s worth of Faygo soda. Even diet artificial sugar in Diet Faygo.

Roland would shoot any Faygo-hucking Jugg on sight and kill their pets out of spite. Know this.