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2:45 pm
July 11, 2012
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May 22, 2012
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does raphael have some kind of turtle-shell armor over his shoulder?
thats horrible... he hollowed out one of his cousins so that his arm wouldnt get scratched.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:24 pm
February 9, 2013
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I think thats his shell
3:29 pm
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May 22, 2012
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nah, in front of his face. or maybe he just has bigger shoulders than the rest.
either way, im not about to give michael bay any money, no matter how dope people say it is.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:29 pm
July 11, 2012
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should have just called them the teenage mutant down syndrome turtles..fuckin Donatello is a goddamn steam punk..
3:36 pm
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May 22, 2012
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with goggles and glasses. if he needs glasses, what good are the goggles gonna be? i mean, unless they are prescription goggles.
and where did he get his prescription, anyway? or, did he grind those lenses himself, using all that precision optical lens fabrication machinery that you always find everywhere in the sewers?
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:57 pm
December 3, 2012
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^^lmao. Its plausible for giant mutated turtles to learn karate from a giant mutated rat, but there is no way donny is making his own glasses.
Im hoping this is as dark as the first movie was, but im not getting my hopes up
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
4:01 pm
December 3, 2012
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Me too smack. He turtles where represented everything good about my childhood. I was obsessed with the first two movies
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
4:08 pm
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May 22, 2012
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Slumerican502 said
^^lmao. Its plausible for giant mutated turtles to learn karate from a giant mutated rat, but there is no way donny is making his own glasses.
precisely. and, while im at it, how do they keep the eye masks from sliding off of their heads every time they leap into action? velcro? spirit gum? they never look like they are secured very tightly.
arent they supposed to be space aliens now or some shit? michael bay actually did think the mutation thing was implausible, if i remember correctly.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
4:12 pm
December 3, 2012
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And how does their turtle digestive system handle the massive amount of pizza they consume?
yeah he did want them to be from outer space until the entire internet collectively shit on the idea. Bay is such a douche
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
4:17 pm
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May 22, 2012
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also, if they learned everything from splinter, shouldnt they be talking in japanese? whether you prefer the comic/movie 'splinter is a smart rat who learned everything from yoshi' version, or the tv show 'splinter is yoshi' version, you have to wonder why he chose to raise them speaking english.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
4:38 pm
July 15, 2012
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Can't wait.
7:01 pm
August 27, 2012
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scruffy said
also, if they learned everything from splinter, shouldnt they be talking in japanese? whether you prefer the comic/movie 'splinter is a smart rat who learned everything from yoshi' version, or the tv show 'splinter is yoshi' version, you have to wonder why he chose to raise them speaking english.
Because they are in New York and how else would they order pizza...you think he wanted to translate all their orders every time...come on Scruff...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
7:08 pm
July 15, 2012
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Snapping turtles are fun
CUNTRY LIFE!
7:57 pm
July 11, 2012
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wonder if vanilla ice will be in this...he hinted at it in an interview awhile back with mtv.
8:02 pm
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May 22, 2012
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given the way hollywood thinks, theyll probably have lady gaga or somebody. beiber.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
8:51 pm
February 9, 2013
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When us v ice not talking bout turtle ninjas or Ihouses or backstabbbbbbbbbbbba my fav
9:01 pm
July 15, 2012
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Eminem should be in there.
And at least give vice a cameo
9:16 pm
July 11, 2012
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lame as fuck..
9:35 pm
March 30, 2013
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Their faces look like that giant scary ass tortoise island thing from The Neverending Story. I'm half expecting a scene where Raph tries and fails to pull his Fuckin horse Artex out of the swamp, then Donatello gives Falcor a prostate exam.
Used to be so down with the turtles. I loved Slash and Chrome Dome. The games too, especially Turtles in Time... I hate to judge a film by it's cover art but this looks like smegma salad style right here.
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