I’m going in for penis reduction surgery.. at your mother’s request.

Wish me luck.

the_patriot_smack said

going  from small to miniscule??

your dick entering the quantum zone???

ain’t you like 5’1 little man???

and your mom is the opposite she wants them bigger a size queen we call  her in the industry #BCM  

Where would you ever assume I’m 5’1? Lol

I’m just under 7 inches in length and known so much for my girth that I have the following nicknames: Banana Man, Thickcock (rhymes with ‘Hickock’) and Fuck Monster, among others. But who’s counting? Doesn’t make me a better person than anyone else. 

the_patriot_smack said
I have no idea how tall you are I am only guessing you suffer from dwarfism  because I seen a picture of you next to the s-word and you looked tiny.

I am  6’3 myself with shoes on   

Lol Scruffy is like 9’3. 

But nah, I’m short by today’s American standards. I was 5’7 in NY then the heat shrunk me to 5’6 in NC. Now I’m either 5’6 or 5’8, depending on the humidity. 

the_patriot_smack said

Old Mr Dangerous said
Lol s-word is like 9’3. 

wow they sure can pile shit high these days  

You tryin to squeeze an inch on me, son??