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July 1, 2017
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Okay let's have some fun...

Since people be whining about the Gathering of the Juggalos lineup (no matter which year)... let's do a thing here...

What is your ideal lineup? I'm going to make it hard by limiting it.

It has to include:

3 or More Past Artists (that have played a GOTJ)..

3 Independent, Underground or Generally Unsung Artists (past or never)...

3 Mainstream Hip-Hop Artists (past or never )..

3 Metal, Alternative, Rock, etc groups (past or never, mainstream or not)..

3 or more Artists of your Choice of any Genre (living or dead)

3 or more Comedians (past or never)

3 Nightly Opener Guests (like Charlie Sheen, Dustin Diamond, etc, past or never).

This will be stimulating

July 1, 2017
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Okay let's have some fun...

Since people be whining about the Gathering of the Juggalos lineup (no matter which year)... let's do a thing here...

What is your ideal lineup? I'm going to make it hard by limiting it.

It has to include:

3 or More Past Artists (that have played a GOTJ)..

3 Independent, Underground or Generally Unsung Artists (past or never)...

3 Mainstream Hip-Hop Artists (past or never )..

3 Metal, Alternative, Rock, etc groups (past or never, mainstream or not)..

3 or more Artists of your Choice of any Genre (living or dead)

3 or more Comedians (past or never)

3 Nightly Opener Guests (like Charlie Sheen, Dustin Diamond, etc, past or never).

This will be stimulating

Cypress Hill, Xzibit, Kool Keith, Tha Pharcyde, Slick Rick

Mayday, Necro, Ill Bill, K-OS, Snow The Product

Busta Rhymes, Saigon, Ice Cube, Kid Cudi, De La Soul, Devin the Dude, Lil Kim (for real this time)

Cannibal Corpse, Pig Destroyer, Down, Clutch, Prophets of Rage

Slightly Stoopid, Portishead, Ben Folds Five, Guns N Roses, Blues Traveler, Reel Big Fish, Alicia Keys, Ol Dirty Bastard, Hank III

Gilbert Gottfried, Jim Breuer (for real this time), Tom Green, Dave Chappelle, Louis CK

Barack Obama the final night, Cheech & Chong, Morgan Freeman.

Also, a Gravediggaz reunion show. Mystery Guest kind of shit.

And a Hot Ones chicken wing competition. Live.

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July 1, 2017
11:47 pm

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I would say a year with no music.

Omd, some good picks... but a Gravediggaz show without Grym? That should never happen.

July 1, 2017
11:56 pm

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3 or More Past Artists (that have played a GOTJ)..

Excluding ICP? Tech N9ne, Green Jelly, Ho99o9, Hopsin, Dark Lotus,

3 Independent, Underground or Generally Unsung Artists (past or never)...

Nicki Lynette, Whitney Peyton, Buttress, and some people I never heard of.

3 Mainstream Hip-Hop Artists (past or never )..

Tyler the Creator, Tricky, Ice T, Onyx, DMX, Flying Lotus, MIA,

3 Metal, Alternative, Rock, etc groups (past or never, mainstream or not)..

Body Count, Rage Against The Machine, System of A Down, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Brains, Slipknot, Black Flag, Black Fag, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

3 or more Artists of your Choice of any Genre (living or dead)

DJ Shadow, DJ SeaWord, Sun City Girls (playing in bizarro world)

3 or more Comedians (past or never).

I don't know about comedians and don't watch them so instead I'll name wrestlers.

Scorpio Sky, Quicksilver, the Undertaker, Raven, Lodi, Violent J, Roman Reigns, the headbangers, bray wyatt

3 Nightly Opener Guests (like Charlie Sheen, Dustin Diamond, etc, past or never).

I don't really care about celebrity asshole guests but I guess I would say having Kevin Smith would be cool

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July 2, 2017
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Wow you really like Black Flag.

Edit: oh that says Black Fag. Of course it does. My bad.

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July 2, 2017
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July 2, 2017
12:42 am

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me; my entire crew; all of my road dogs, goin back to the 20th century; and between eighty-five and ninety-five percent of the flh forum members.

yeah, there was sposed to be some kinda specific system.

so what.

fuck your format.

all spec anyway.

oh, fine.

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It has to include:

or else what, huh?! yeah, thats what i thought.

3 or More Past Artists (that have played a GOTJ)..

okay, why this prerequisite? given all the following. is it just to make sure that there must be returning performers...?

anyway... cypress fuckin hill; onyx; psycho realm [yeah, jacken and whoever hes hangin with, i spose, still psycho realm]; did i mention cypress hill

3 Independent, Underground or Generally Unsung Artists (past or never)...

noemotion goldmask; sewerside; strange opposition; im sure there are more

3 Mainstream Hip-Hop Artists (past or never )..

wu-tang clan; public enemy; redman

3 Metal, Alternative, Rock, etc groups (past or never, mainstream or not)..

biohazard; ratm, and/or prophets of rage; roxette; that one trekkie metal band where theyre all klingons

3 or more Artists of your Choice of any Genre (living or dead)

da vinci; salvador dali; frank lloyd wright

3 or more Comedians (past or never)

stephen wright; don rickles [oh, how i wish that coulda happened]; @thefvckinkreeper, or maybe @cheshyr

3 Nightly Opener Guests (like Charlie Sheen, Dustin Diamond, etc, past or never).

what, the hosts? any three slightly famous shmoes or shmoettes will do... as long as they actually like us. if they dont, then fuck their stupid famous celebrity name.

This will be stimulating

yes, but you can overdo a stimulant.

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I would say a year with no music.

i would go.

i bet maybe a hundred others would go, too. maybe.

Omd, some good picks... but a Gravediggaz show without Grym? That should never happen.

see my psycho realm comment.

ill take it. it would be weird, but no weirder than hearin bitches, or bone kickin thug love n notorious thugs.

whattyagonnado? rappers die.

[edit] had some of em in the wrong categories, for some reason.

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July 2, 2017
1:25 am

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I'd go to that

If you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter

July 2, 2017
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The past can be put on shuffle as far as I'm concerned, but acts like Henry Rollins, Whitney Cummings, Young M.A, & Combichrist might save the day.

July 2, 2017
1:50 pm

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This post reminds me of why I fucking love this place. Eclectic as it is, you fuckers have brilliant taste.

@scruffy I dunno if I consider myself a comedian like that, but now that you mention it I'd love to do a classic two man bit with @Cheshyr or even a straight up live debate. It would be like the CPN v Chuck Reeves thing without all the brand loyalty, posturing and pretention....y'know, *real* Juggalo shit.

This thread is great. I'll post my picks soon but at the moment I had to duck work just to throw up this placeholder right quick.

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July 2, 2017
2:48 pm

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This post reminds me of why I fucking love this place. Eclectic as it is, you fuckers have brilliant taste.

scruffy I dunno if I consider myself a comedian like that, but now that you mention it I'd love to do a classic two man bit with Cheshyr

ill shell out thirty bucks for a ticket to that right now. ill preorder the dvd right now. on spec.

or even a straight up live debate. It would be like the CPN v Chuck Reeves thing without all the brand loyalty, posturing and pretention....y'know, *real* Juggalo shit.

ya know, it occurs to me that theres no reason a full-on official cpn/reeves debate couldnt happen.

in fact, id like to formally challenge the two of them to actual [proper, and civilized] debate at the gathering. i know they read this shit.

i will happily referee it. not likely to find too many juggalos that are more impartial to those two than i am.

each can bring an assistant. to advise and counsel, but not speak to the debate.

This thread is great.

no it isnt. with all the rules n stimulations, n shit.

i should just posted, 'no n.o.t.a., no vote'.

okay, i spose it is great. mi dispiace, dangerous.

I'll post my picks soon but at the moment I had to duck work just to throw up this placeholder right quick.

i was gonna duck work to throw up, too... but they just called me out.

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July 2, 2017
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ill shell out thirty bucks for a ticket to that right now. ill preorder the dvd right now. on spec.

or even a straight up live debate. It would be like the CPN v Chuck Reeves thing without all the brand loyalty, posturing and pretention....y'know, *real* Juggalo shit.

ya know, it occurs to me that theres no reason a full-on official cpn/reeves debate couldnt happen.

in fact, id like to formally challenge the two of them to actual [proper, and civilized] debate at the gathering. i know they read this shit.

i will happily referee it. not likely to find too many juggalos that are more impartial to those two than i am.

each can bring an assistant. to advise and counsel, but not speak to the debate.

This thread is great.

no it isnt. with all the rules n stimulations, n shit.

i should just posted, 'no n.o.t.a., no vote'.

okay, i spose it is great. mi dispiace, dangerous.

I'll post my picks soon but at the moment I had to duck work just to throw up this placeholder right quick.

i was gonna duck work to throw up, too... but they just called me out.

Your "none of the above" mandate is always in the back of my mind when I post these things, but I didn't think it applied to this one. I suppose it always applies.

NEW CATEGORY:

since seeing a dead musician is a bit silly in concept, how about

"WHICH HOLOGRAM SHOW WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE?" you know, of a dead artist.. Janis Joplin, Charlie Chaplin, Shakespeare, Big L, Charlie Murphy, Abraham Lincoln, etc?

July 2, 2017
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July 2, 2017
8:24 pm

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Old Mr Dangerous said
Your "none of the above" mandate is always in the back of my mind when I post these things, but I didn't think it applied to this one. I suppose it always applies.

spose it depends on how cynical youre tryin to be.

also, was gonna mention...

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heh.

awfully paranoid, arent you?

July 2, 2017
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scruffy said

spose it depends on how cynical youre tryin to be.

also, was gonna mention...

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heh.

I want to organize a "Gathering Rejects" event. All the artists who either were dissed off the stage, didn't show, or were otherwise assaulted. Maybe call it "Bubba Sparxxxfesttt"

With:

Bubba Sparxxx

Juvenile

Andrew WK

Tila Tequila (fecal-free performance)

Lil Kim

Mini Kiss

The Organ Grinders

DMX

.. who am I missing?

July 2, 2017
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3 or More Past Artists (that have played a GOTJ)..

Okay. GWAR, Tech N9ne, Green Jello

3 Independent, Underground or Generally Unsung Artists (past or never)...

Brotha Lynch, King Gordy, Lo Key, Necro, Insane Poetry, Kardiac, Vinne Paz, RA the Rugged Man, Flatlinerz, Block McCloud, Smallz One, A.X.E, Grewsum, Lex the Hex Master, Mr Hyde, La Coka Nostra, Liquid Assassin

3 Mainstream Hip-Hop Artists (past or never ).. Jadakiss, Ice T, Nas

3 Metal, Alternative, Rock, etc groups (past or never, mainstream or not).. Carach Angren, Slayer, Rob Zombie, Dimmu Borgir, Unexpect, Dethspell Omega

3 or more Artists of your Choice of any Genre (living or dead) Necromantix, Suicide Commando, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks, First Jason, G.O.A.T. And Your Mom

3 or more Comedians (past or never)

Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinneson, Richard Pryor and George Carlin. Psychopathic should channel their spirits by slaughtering Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham and Amy Schumer in a blood sacrifice beforehand. Oh and that lil' fuckboi who hosts the old internet video show, I forget his name. Kill him too.

3 Nightly Opener Guests (like Charlie Sheen, Dustin Diamond, etc, past or never). Elvira, Dan Akroyd and The Crypt Keeper.

July 2, 2017
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3 or More Past Artists (that have played a GOTJ)..

Okay. GWAR, Tech N9ne, Green Jello

3 Independent, Underground or Generally Unsung Artists (past or never)...

Brotha Lynch, King Gordy, Lo Key, Necro, Insane Poetry, Kardiac, Vinne Paz, RA the Rugged Man, Flatlinerz, Block McCloud, Smallz One, A.X.E, Grewsum, Lex the Hex Master, Mr Hyde, La Coka Nostra, Liquid Assassin

3 Mainstream Hip-Hop Artists (past or never ).. Jadakiss, Ice T, Nas

3 Metal, Alternative, Rock, etc groups (past or never, mainstream or not).. Carach Angren, Slayer, Rob Zombie, Dimmu Borgir, Unexpect, Dethspell Omega

3 or more Artists of your Choice of any Genre (living or dead) Necromantix, Suicide Commando, Lonesome Wyatt and the Holy Spooks, First Jason, G.O.A.T. And Your Mom

3 or more Comedians (past or never)

Lenny Bruce, Sam Kinneson, Richard Pryor and George Carlin. Psychopathic should channel their spirits by slaughtering Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Jeff Dunham and Amy Schumer in a blood sacrifice beforehand. Oh and that lil' fuckboi who hosts the old internet video show, I forget his name. Kill him too.

3 Nightly Opener Guests (like Charlie Sheen, Dustin Diamond, etc, past or never). Elvira, Dan Akroyd and The Crypt Keeper.

I actually want to skeet all over Amy Schumer. Not sure why. It's my sticky on her schtick.

Dan Aykroyd, YES!!

Bill Murray literally does appearances for cash. Just because his personality is like a planet. That would be too, too dope.

Also, Hunter Thompson would be dope dropping holographic advice in between sets. Then we could re-shoot his ashes into the night's sky again.

Let's get Aerosmith in there, somehow.

July 2, 2017
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Dan Aykroyd, YES!!
Bill Murray literally does appearances for cash. Just because his personality is like a planet. That would be too, too dope.

it would be cool to have a host thats actually in character. bill murray as pete venkman, or michael keaton as beetlejuice.

kurt russell doin snake plissken, michael jai white doin black dynamite, that kinda shit. the possibilities approach limitlessness.

none of those guys would be a tenth as interesting just bein themselves, like, 'hi, jugglers! enjoy the show, okay?'

but in character? wow.

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July 3, 2017
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scruffy said

it would be cool to have a host thats actually in character. bill murray as pete venkman, or michael keaton as beetlejuice.

kurt russell doin snake plissken, michael jai white doin black dynamite, that kinda shit. the possibilities approach limitlessness.

none of those guys would be a tenth as interesting just bein themselves, like, 'hi, jugglers! enjoy the show, okay?'

but in character? wow.

Pete Venkman: "Yes, because no HUMAN BEING can stack Faygo this way"

Beetlejuice: Looks at the Hatchetman statue: "Nice fuckin' model!" honk honk!

Jack Burton: "I just want my truck back!" after the third night of The Gathering.

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July 3, 2017
1:23 am

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Old Mr Dangerous said
Okay let's have some fun...

Since people be whining about the Gathering of the Juggalos lineup (no matter which year)... let's do a thing here...

What is your ideal lineup? I'm going to make it hard by limiting it.

It has to include:

3 or More Past Artists (that have played a GOTJ)..

3 Independent, Underground or Generally Unsung Artists (past or never)...

3 Mainstream Hip-Hop Artists (past or never )..

3 Metal, Alternative, Rock, etc groups (past or never, mainstream or not)..

3 or more Artists of your Choice of any Genre (living or dead)

3 or more Comedians (past or never)

3 Nightly Opener Guests (like Charlie Sheen, Dustin Diamond, etc, past or never).

This will be stimulating

Redman & Method man, MC Hammer, Caskey, Del The Funkee Homosapien, BLH, Sevendust, Yelawolf, Ces Cru, Prozak, Bone Thugs, Liquid Assassin, Esham

AXE, KING ISO , KidCrusher

DMX, Riff Raff, The RZA

Lamb Of God, Marilyn Manson, Badfish (I pick them ober sublime with rome)

Datsik, The Crystal Method, The Prodigy, Cage, RA the Rugged Man, Stitches, Static X, Natas (with TNT), Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin

Zack Galafanakis, Hannibal Buress, Kevin Hart

TRAILER PARK BOYS!!!!, Jumpsteady, Dj Khaled , The Rudeboy,

I could go on and on..

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