So I posted this elsewhere, but people got mad so I created my own topic, which is what I should have done in the first place.

Hi, I’m Jack and this is my drinking game, now the great thing about this game, is that its Candy Land meets Beer Pong, Monopoly meets Flip Cup, its a lot of fun, its brand new, and even though it is based on another drinking game, this version is better. It can be played during the day or at night. So if you like carnival games, trivia nights, karaoke, live action role play, dancing, and/or air guitar, then this is the game for you. It is absolutely free, BYOB, but still free. Now, say you don’t want to get wasted, thats cool, we can replace the bottle of liquor, with a 2 liter of Faygo, no problem.

I will be at the Gathering as soon as they open the gates, so that I can have this game set up before the first act takes the stage. Basic Rules are listed below, but don’t worry if it’s confusing, just enjoy the mystery of it all. Hope to see you at The Gathering.

MUCH CLOWN LOVE

Basic Rules:

True Juggalo is a dark carnival version of “True American.” It is still a drinking game and players should exercise caution while playing.

The Game Set Up

4 zones, 5 spaces per zone, at the center of these 4 zones is the “Big Top” which consists of one bottle of liqueur (Ringmaster) in the center of a table, and beers (carnies) lined up in four directions from the Ringmaster to act as dividers for the 4 zones, there should be a minimum of 3 players. There is a hidden 5th zone called “Bizarro” one of the 20 Spaces should be designated before game starts.

The Game Begins….

It’s a drinking game, the game begins with a shot from the ringmaster bottle or shotgun a carnie beer. Then all the players grab a beer and run to a random spot on the board. To decide who will go first, NUMBERS (see below) will decide, if two people have unique numbers then TIE BREAKER (see below) will decide.

Unlike most board games, True Juggalos do not need dice, and this game is no exception. the players earn the ability to move across the board by completing challenges based on the spaces they land on. One player moves, the rest drink, so keep your wits about you. Players initially move clockwise around the board but the direction of the game may change at any moment.

Numbers- Make a number between 1 and 5 with one of your hands, Hold that number to your forehead, Unique number triumphs. The number equals how many moves a player can make.

Tie Breaker- Rock, Paper, Scissors

“Whoop Whoop!”- Everyone responds “whoop whoop!” And takes a drink from their beer.

Spaces are listed below, but without pictures its hard to know what these spaces look like. They are not listed in order because there is no order in True Juggalo, its absolute fucking chaos.

Illuminati pyramid- Two Players compete at bean bag toss,
POINTS: Bag on board- 1 Bottom-2 Middle-3 Top-4, best score wins and score = moves earned.

Numbers triangle- everybody puts a number on their foreheads. People with like numbers are boned, anyone with a unique number gets to move that number of spaces. 

Pizza slice- ninja turtle ladder ball, two players face off at ladder ball, Winner moves 4 spaces. TIE BREAKER if needed.

Santa hat- Santa Claus is a Fat Bitch, so we stole the sleigh and now everyone gets to move one space. the player that lands on this selects another player to advance, like a secret santa gift.

Rainbow triangle- lip sing for your life until the music stops, whomever guesses what song it is, will move 3 spaces.

Earth Circle- everyone downs their beer, and gets a new one, remember to recycle your empties.

Spiral Circle- Warp to any zone and free space of your choosing. this space also changes the direction of the game from clockwise to counter clockwise and vice versa.

Mon & Sol Circle- find your inner wizard and challenge another wizard to a duel, the two players will pass back and forth a Frisbee or ball, while casting spells, first to drop the ball or spell, has to drink. Winner moves 5 spaces.

Avenue Q Circle- Theatre Quotes! Sing a bit of a song, say a line from Shakespeare, and the first to complete the line or guess where it’s from gets to move 5 spaces.

Captain’s Shield- become a hero and save an opponent from having to drink, and help them advance one space.

Numbers Plank- same rules as numbers triangle. (see above)

Golden Ticket- this ticket gives the player access to the Wonkavator, which can go in any direction and as many spaces until you get where you want to go.

Gadsden Flag- start a famous American quote from a president or historical figure. First to complete quote, gets to move 6 spaces.

Piano- dance off pass off. First one to choke has to finish beer and then moonwalk back 4 spaces.

True lies plank- Truth is singular, lies are words, words, words. Word association game. Winner is last person to get the word out. Winner moves 2 spaces.

Shooting Star- ring toss, 3 rings, 3 spaces, miss them all and you have to finish your beer without moving a space. TIE BREAKER follows.

Rock Star- pick 2 opponents to air guitar battle, best one wins 3 spaces.

Hollywood Star- do your best celebrity impersonation, first person to get it, moves 2 spaces.

Nintendo Star- you can go anywhere, 10 spaces, without having to drink. Anyone in your path has to drink.

Bizarro- the hidden 5th zone, you can create a rule, that everyone has to follow, (Yes, even you, so be careful). Any rule can be changed or discarded by anyone who lands on this space.

The location of the game is represented by a fancy pumpkin