Patjoyce hate rant in 3….2…..

Yeah, I’ve been busy.  

I’m not sure what the title of this thread is referring to. All the matter of what? Oh wait, barumpbabumpbump started this thread. He’s an inbred dumbfuck, he’s not supposed to make sense. But it’s good to know that the token jiggaboo is making the pilgrimage to the Gathering once again. It’s really not good though, because now innocent people minding their business or God forbid having fun now are at more of a risk of getting hit in the head by a rock or an empty beer bottle, as Badump’s favorite thing to do at the Gathering is to throw hard objects into crowds of unsuspecting people. It’s what he chooses to do while standing at the back of the crowd. Why the back of the crowd? Because the person you hit is over 100 feet away, and can’t see you through the hundreds of people who separate you. Good for him, but badump loves to tote how tough he is, so maybe it’s good for them that they get off with just needing stitches or suffering a mild concussion from a flying rock that hit them in the head while they looked the other way during Dark Lotus. You didn’t really want to not visit the med tent did you? You didn’t? Well, tough shit, badump needs to have some fun. So I guess it sucks for “All The Matter” whatever the fuck dipshit meant by that, as some of you are definitely going to have a shitty night because of him and his fucked up idea of fun. Hopefully karma will come around full circle this year and he’ll drown in a lake.

Also, don’t be afraid to honk for sugar!!! That means badump’s a little low on funds to get back, so honk away and he will gladly come over and give you some sugar. He’s got some big ol’ Jay-Z lips and can’t return bottles because he throws them all at people having a good time, so help a nigga out!!!!! Whoop Whoop

Barocko Jenkings said
Redneck joyce stays on the menstral cycle

 

 

 

Nice to see your insults haven’t gotten any better. You’re a grown adult and this is all you’ve got? Really?

Hey badump, why don’t you go swim in the lake?

I always knew what Gathering dust was, I just refuse to be one of the retarded who refuse to call dirt dirt. You, I’m not surprised, say Gathering dust. It’s the same dirt that’s just dirt all year, it’s not special. Then again, I’m not poverty stricken, so dirt isn’t so exciting to me, it doesn’t need a fancy name, and I sure as fuck never brought any home with me. We have dirt in Massachusetts, it’s really not a big deal to me. But hey badump, whatever man, not everyone can afford merch, I understand that some people have to bring home what they can get and that’s cool. Enjoy your Gathering dust playa, you big balla you. 

And again, you don’t know me badump, my life is just fine. What, you think if an illiterate dumb shit like yourself can get bitches than no one else can? How does that work? If you’ve ever been laid, take that as proof that anyone can, because you are no prize yourself sir, look who’s talking, the dude who cakes himself in dirt and calls it special. You’re special alright badump, real special. You’re so special you have your own parking spaces real close to the doors everywhere you go. I would comment more but can’t really make out your retardation, something about blood on a floor and an og, how it got there, I don’t know. 

By the way, I’ve been to 11 Gatherings, from Peoria on up, and I’m not confused about Gathering slang. You, on the other hand, I get confused by. I gave up trying long ago. If they didn’t move the Gathering to July I’d be right there waiting for you to knock me out, but we both know your 5’6″ retarded ass ain’t knockin’ out nothin’. I’m not mad though badumpdump, contrary to what you need to believe, my life is just fine. Last year was a bitch missing the Gathering, not so much this year. I have other things to look forward to and 2 weeks of paid vacation next month to do anything and go anywhere I want. It’s nice to have that kind of financial freedom. You, on the other hand, bring home dirt and take pictures with it. So as you can see, I’m me and you’re you, and no matter what I’m always comin’ out on top in that scenario. You really can’t say shit to me, you political science major you.