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11:05 pm
October 30, 2013
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Everyone seems to have some kind of fun thing they like to do whenever they attend The Gathering. Some are cute like putting a mailbox at their campsite, some are amusing like taking pictures sticking their asses in passed out people’s faces; others are unintentionally helpful like throwing water balloons and using water cannons in the heat of the day…
What are some things YOU do or enjoy bringing to the party or might suggest to others to enhance those rare occasions when we’re left to our own devices to find something amusing to do?
(and let’s all just assume that the usual “party favors” have been spoken for and go from there)
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This year I was thinking perhaps of doing something that my friends and I used to do back in high school called, “The Brut Squad”. Back then it was just to be dicks but I’m thinkin’ maybe in this setting it might be of actual benefit to some…
We would fill water pistols with the most foul smelling cologne (to *us at the time) that would fill the locker room after PE, Brut, before lunch and shoot people’s backpacks with it in the halls so that they would reek of it for the rest of the day and never know why.
Might switch it up to the more current version of using Cool Water but then… we’d have to come up with a new name :P
With showering and deodorant’s effectiveness under constant stress at The Gathering, would it be funny or would it get slapped?
*That’s mine. Whatchoo got?
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11:08 pm
July 15, 2012
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Spread the hep. Take hep blOod and drip it in people’s mouths while they sleep.
The ultimate prank.
11:46 pm
February 9, 2013
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One year when i went in garretsville on my way out there was a group of ninjas and and a lette in bathing suit next to a chair they yelled at me free lapdance so i ran over and sat in plastic.fold up chair similar to wrestling style steel ones and fell on my ass they quickly set up chair which was rigged to break under any wieght and had me in on the joke trying.to get sumone else pretty funny and memorable
12:47 am
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August 6, 2013
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@chieflocc and myself are planning on having an inflatable pool filled with gravy. Hopefully we can get some gravy wrasslin goin.
Obviously we aren’t going to have the same gravy the whole gathering. That would be fucking nasty.
5:19 am
February 7, 2013
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Don’t listen to POD we’re keeping the same gravy the whole gathering just letting that shit marinate
7:35 am
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February 15, 2014
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Cheshyr said
…We would fill water pistols with the most foul smelling cologne (to *us at the time) that would fill the locker room after PE, Brut, before lunch and shoot people’s backpacks with it in the halls so that they would reek of it for the rest of the day and never know why.
Might switch it up to the more current version of using Cool Water but then… we’d have to come up with a new name :P
With showering and deodorant’s effectiveness under constant stress at The Gathering, would it be funny or would it get slapped?…
It would probably be funny to those doing it. I may laugh if I see it happen to someone else. But I would hate for it to happen to me. I can’t wear cologne since almost all that I have tried give me a weird skin reaction. It’s like hives. Red bumps that start itching. I would hate to go through the rest of the Gathering with itchy red bumps all over. My next thought is what happens if a stray drop hits my mouth or the back of my throat, would my throat start swelling and close shut?
Anyway, if you do that… I’ll be your friend and give you a faygo if you spare me being attacked by your brute squad.
7:40 am
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February 15, 2014
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I know even ABK was running around a few years ago doing the “Juggalo Tipping“. Advice: don’t fall asleep in a chair during the day.
7:59 am
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May 22, 2012
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further advice: when you go to sleep, treat it like you would if you were sleeping in any other open area full of thousands of unrestrained people.
im my case, this means boots still on, sharp or heavy object close at hand.
do not fuck with me when im alseep.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:06 am
January 6, 2013
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I take a wheel with a bunch of actions for people to do, spin the wheel, do the action get a beer. Most are stupid and harmless, but there’s a few that suck. I handed out about 15 cases of beer last year
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1:18 pm
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August 6, 2013
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chieflocc said
Don’t listen to POD we’re keeping the same gravy the whole gathering just letting that shit marinate
Then we’re paying fat chicks to drink it. Or maybe they’ll do it for free.
1:19 pm
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August 6, 2013
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Psyral Infection said
Cheshyr said
…We would fill water pistols with the most foul smelling cologne (to *us at the time) that would fill the locker room after PE, Brut, before lunch and shoot people’s backpacks with it in the halls so that they would reek of it for the rest of the day and never know why.
Might switch it up to the more current version of using Cool Water but then… we’d have to come up with a new name :P
With showering and deodorant’s effectiveness under constant stress at The Gathering, would it be funny or would it get slapped?…It would probably be funny to those doing it. I may laugh if I see it happen to someone else. But I would hate for it to happen to me. I can’t wear cologne since almost all that I have tried give me a weird skin reaction. It’s like hives. Red bumps that start itching. I would hate to go through the rest of the Gathering with itchy red bumps all over. My next thought is what happens if a stray drop hits my mouth or the back of my throat, would my throat start swelling and close shut?
Anyway, if you do that… I’ll be your friend and give you a faygo if you spare me being attacked by your brute squad.
This. Some people can have serious allergic reactions to this shit.
1:22 pm
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August 6, 2013
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scruffy said
further advice: when you go to sleep, treat it like you would if you were sleeping in any other open area full of thousands of unrestrained people.im my case, this means boots still on, sharp or heavy object close at hand.
do not fuck with me when im alseep.
Ugh this sucks. I can sleep pretty much anywhere, but it is usually difficult for me to sleep with socks on (at least when I am going to sleep sleep for the night.)
8:12 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I’ve been “poop-dollared” once. Dirty muthafuckers.
@chieflocc at least hook me up with some gravy for my turkey sammiches. Preferably before a fat chick gets it all funkified up.
8:51 pm
March 30, 2013
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I took a wooden garden post that some Jugg had pulled up and given to me, wrapped an old shirt around it, lit it on fire, and had it passed through the Peoria crowd. Some staff ran up saying “you guys have GOT to calm down!” Hahahaha it wasn’t even that big a deal… the camping years in Garrettsville I shot off a 100 round firework box, it was gorgeous.
9:28 pm
August 27, 2012
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GanjaGoblin said
I’ve been “poop-dollared” once. Dirty muthafuckers.
@chieflocc at least hook me up with some gravy for my turkey sammiches. Preferably before a fat chick gets it all funkified up.
I prefer mine with gravy and fromunder cheese personally so ill be waiting till Monday morning to hit the pool up for my sammiches.
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11:54 pm
September 8, 2012
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piggofdoom said
Psyral Infection said
Cheshyr said
…We would fill water pistols with the most foul smelling cologne (to *us at the time) that would fill the locker room after PE, Brut, before lunch and shoot people’s backpacks with it in the halls so that they would reek of it for the rest of the day and never know why.
Might switch it up to the more current version of using Cool Water but then… we’d have to come up with a new name :P
With showering and deodorant’s effectiveness under constant stress at The Gathering, would it be funny or would it get slapped?…It would probably be funny to those doing it. I may laugh if I see it happen to someone else. But I would hate for it to happen to me. I can’t wear cologne since almost all that I have tried give me a weird skin reaction. It’s like hives. Red bumps that start itching. I would hate to go through the rest of the Gathering with itchy red bumps all over. My next thought is what happens if a stray drop hits my mouth or the back of my throat, would my throat start swelling and close shut?
Anyway, if you do that… I’ll be your friend and give you a faygo if you spare me being attacked by your brute squad.
This. Some people can have serious allergic reactions to this shit.
Yep. I’m really allergic to most perfumes and colognes (and some candles, bathroom sprays and stuff like that). I’d end up with a migraine that would ruin the next couple of days. Would be a real douche move to douse people in cologne when so many people are so allergic to it.
-Jules
1:33 am
October 30, 2013
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Ah.
Point taken.
But I wouldn’t have been *dousing anyone in it and not on their actual person. Just a few squirts on the backpack or something to be like, “WTF is that SMELL?!”. (unexplained smells drive *me nuts) I guess it’s different in a school setting when everyone gets to go home a few hours later. Wouldn’t wanna do anything out in the (*now kinda-sorta-but-not-really-but-still-far-enough-away) middle of nowhere that would hurt anyone.
But I gotta ask…
With all the OTHER things at a festival that could give ya the rabies…?
Gotta agree with Scruffy though. Sleep is a precious commodity at a prolonged festival. If someone has actually managed to fall asleep, I’m sure it was a fuckin’ labor to get to that state. I’m bringing earplugs and I NEVER fall asleep out in the open.
Bitches passed out is one thing. Someone sleeping where they lie, is another. Never know when they’ll wake up swingin’.
It also needs to be said that ALL pranks are douchey… but mine has an allergen component I hadn’t thought of.
Personally, I’m allergic to gravity, fire and the “Fuck Yo Sleep” brigades.
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2:43 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I must’ve been the only one who went to bed and had a decent sleeping schedule. 6hrs+ was the least I got one night. I think the first night I got there I crashed for 9hrs. Fucking with people who are sleeping is fucked up though, not cool.
2:59 pm
January 6, 2013
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Fucking with people is a no no. First its just fucked up, 2nd, I know a service men (not sure which branch) with PTSD, who react violently when anyone touches him in his sleep. Especially when they wake him. He told me its ruined relationships, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
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