11:12 am
October 30, 2013
Ya know, if they were gonna use a bunch of clockwork shit as part of the theme, you’d think they’d do more about being on fuckin’ time!!
The Year of the Juggalo? How about a year of punctuality and consideration?!
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Cheshyr said
Ya know, if they were gonna use a bunch of clockwork shit as part of the theme, you’d think they’d do more about being on fuckin’ time!!
The Year of the Juggalo? How about a year of punctuality and consideration?!
you are asking… juggalos… to be punctual… and considerate…
irony can be pretty ironic, sometimes.
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incidentally, it is now 1220est. so, that answers that, dunnit?
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:28 am
October 30, 2013
Well, ya know… when ninjas show up to a party the day before it starts and stand in line for hours just a few minutes of outcome…
I’d think someone would be working like they know there’s a line of people waiting.
I’m bettin’ they didn’t even bother to upload the video to their page UNTIL noon today and we’re just waiting for the damn thing yo finish rendering.
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So you don’t have to go to the main page (ya lazy fucks), here’s the list of events/artists/attractions:
ARTISTS:
- Insane Clown Posse
- Rittz
- Dark Lotus
- Mushroomhead
- Blaze Ya Dead Homie
- Kottonmouth Kings
- Twiztid
- Waka Flocka Flame
- Emmure
- Big Hoodoo
- Tech N9ne
- Axe Murder Boyz
- Jarren Benton
- Anybody Killa
- Boondox
- Dope D.O.D.
- Puddle of Mudd
- Flosstradamus
- Aqualeo
- In This Moment
- Hopsin
- Machine Gun Kelly
- Madchild
- Myzery
- Stitches
- Ill Niño
- HO99o9
- Zug Izland
- Psychopathic Rydas
- Wolfpac
- Nova Rockafeller
- Twista
- King 810
- Da Mafia 6ix
- Deadly Medley (All Psychopathic artists + surprise guests)
- Danny Kae
Underground Artists:
- Terror Universal
- 50 Shades of Snuff (SCUM, Liquid Assassin, Smallz One, Dark Half, Insane Poetry)
- Neurotic November
- Ill Patientz
- MBK
- Underground Fight Club
- T-Ryde
- Trip C
- Tre Mob Records
- Scrub King
- Illest Uminati
- FREEZE
- Molly Gruesome
- Trizz
- Slop Musket
- Death In Motion
- G-Mo Skee
- Playboy The Beast
- JPK
- Hafrican
- Travis Spade
- Bulletproof & The Fool
- A.Z. The Fallen
- Windy City Music
- Donnie Menace
- Sketchy Waze
- F. Dux
- American Overdose
- Swag Toof
- Lo Key
- Jack Ledger
- City Limits
- The Moonmen
- Stenjoddi
- Snake Iiz & Daville
- Wil E. Haze & Rabbid aka 2 Bongz
- Str8Jacket
Comedians:
- Godfrey
- Big Jay Oakerson
- Judah Freedlander
Misc info:
- 6 stages
- No corporate sponsors
- Free camping, parking, showers, water stations
- All entertainment is covered by your one-time ticket cost
Sideshows:
- Big Silva Show
- Bizarro World with R.I.F.T.
- The Juggalo Wedding
- Freakshow deluxe performance with skin suspensions, body immolation, more
- Psychopathic Radio hosted by Wolfpac and the Wolfpac girls
Other Attractions:
- Peep This Shit stage (where anyone can perform)
- Artist Autographs
- Giant Carnival Rides
- Free Play Video Games
- Juggalo Auction
- Movie Nights in an air-conditioned tent
- Psychopathic Auction
- Merchandise Bazaar for all of your HatchetGear needs
- Other artist merch and vendors including Bluntman, Busey’s Beauties, Burrito man
- Scrub Care Unit
- Purchase The Marvelous Missing Link (Found) 1 week before available in stores!
Late Night Parties:
- DJ Clay’s Horny Nutts and Big Butts (ft. Mike Busey and the Busey Beauties)
- Kuma’s Ninja Smoke Party (ft. Triplesix and her bevy of sinful hotties)
- DJ Hoppa’s Funk Volume Full Throttle Party (ft. The Wolfpac Girls)
JCW Superstars:
- 2 Tuff Tony
- Angel Dust
- Crazy Mary Dobson
- The Hooligans
- Hy-Zaya
- Jewels Malone
- Kongo Kong
- Lufisto
- Madman Pondo
- Mary Elizabeth Monroe
- Matt Tremont
- Moshpit Mike
- Natalie The Ring Girl
- Necro Butcher
- Officer Colt Cabana
- The Ring Rydas
- Rude Boy
- Samantha Heights
- Shane “The Iron Demon” Mercer
- Spider Monkey
- Super Strong Tiger
- The Weedman
- Many More!
JCW Events:
- Exotic Ladies of Wrestling
- JCW’s Oddball Wrestling
- JCW’s Bloody Mania 9 (ft. Matt Hardy, MVP, Matt Cross, Officer Colt Cabana, Southern Tracy Smothers, all JCW superstars)
Seminars:
- AMB
- Big Hoodoo
- Boondox
- Twiztid
- Blaze
- ICP
- ABK
Contests:
- Ninja Olympics
- Juggalo Family Feud
- Juggalo Psypher Auditions (winners will be filmed for a musiv video for Psychopathic’s Youtube channel)
- Juggalo Gong Show
- Faygo Launching contest
- Lingerie Contest
- Dark Carnival Games event (ft. Morton’s List tournament)
- Quest for Shangri-La board game tournament
- Texas Hold Em
- Creative Costume Contest
- Wet T-shirt contest
- Flow Master Rap Battle
- 2 Tuff Tony’s fishing tournament
- Art contest
- Neden Game
- Miss Juggalette Pageant
- JCW Tryouts
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October 30, 2013
Alright…
Now that the infomercial is out… let’s do the damn thing!
What’s everyone think of the lineup and the infomercial?
Looked like they put some work into it, that’s for sure! about 10min shorter than usual, eh? Sugar sure is workin’ the camera hard in this one. All those over-the-top facial expressions! J-Webb is a good character actor. Can’t talk on the radio nearly as well.
I guess because I’ve been camping out on the pages and have kept up; other than the comedians, I didn’t really see any big surprises (for me at least) they were holing back on that we (I) weren’t already aware of. Except maybe that Da Mafia 6 is coming back again this year… (and again no Vanilla Ice).
The Return of the Deadly Medley!!! Being as last year was my first, it was still weird not having it (knew about it from all the previous Gatherings) when the last thing of the ENTIRE event is BloodyMania and the last artist was Shock G making “The Humpty Dance” the final closer… didn’t seem “right”. And you KNOW when they say “surprises” they mean Twiztid is gonna get back up there!
And seeing as they kept using footage from previous Gatherings when they were showing the grounds, those other carnival rides better be there then! Last year, I was enjoy the hell out of going on the Scrambler over and over again until some dumb fuck apparently broke something on their door and they had to close it down leaving only the ferris wheel and that vertical Gravitron thing (that I’m gonna make it a point to go on this year).
other stuff…
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