djscrubb said
I’ve been doing great homie thanks, and I’m always here, you hairy, sexy, meat sweats muthafugga!  To be honest, I’ve kinda shut down a little bit due to all of this shit that’s been going on around here.  Losing Novo was fuckin devastating……..Sean Law don’t come around anymore either.  It just really fuckin sucks when people bounce due to some bullshit.   to ya!  

Shit will get better. I hope Novo comes back. I disagreed with him on the smack deal but he is a good guy and is missed for sure.

djscrubb said
Have you wiggled those cheesy vinagrettes in the wife’s nose lately!?  Dude that literally made me fuckin CRY when you said that!!!!!!!  haha Funniest forum line of the year.  

Bro how the fuck do you think I got her in the first place. I do a traditional Nyro mating dance…

See what I do is strip naked after a day of yard work…..I jump on the bed and swing my nuts from side to side to where they make a loud slapping noise against each thigh multiple times. Then I swing them back to front where the slap me mid belly and mid back.

After that I play hacky sack with them bitches groaning after each kick. Then I repeat this process and add the lines….

“Wiggle, Wiggle , Wiggleing my nuts, until you start to lick. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggling my nuts that’s enough now deepthroat my dick”

Bitches love that shit homie. Nothing sexier then a sweat and grass covered husky mother fucking swinging his nuts like it aint no thang.