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The Warlock vs patjoyce *Text Battle Round 2*
February 7, 2013
8:02 pm
The Warlock
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Alright let me spit some simple shit for the crowd as I belittle you now, you prolly weighed 200 as a middle school child,
& would bend the monkey bars as you tried to cross 'em, & you probably got raped at the creek by Dawson
God son & I'm not talkin about Jesus, even though you'd prolly suck thou devout penis
Cuz you're a gay guy you'd prolly say hi, to ones lover as they creamed your waist. why?
do you suck dick like you can win a medal for it, you'd probably name your kid japedo forfeit,
I'll make your whore sit on my horse dick, & you're so fat you prolly can't even have intercourse bitch!
& that's not an exaggeration yo this cat is basic, so I'm rappin statements about your gayness & infatuation,
With cock you'd drop to your knees & blow, for a bag of skittles or Dorito ho
These muthafuckas wanna laugh like when you pee in the snow, I guess this aint a battle its a comedian show
I can't dumb down my lyrics for a crowd to get it, this shit's wack & I'm a real rapper so I'm about to finish,
& I don't care if you think I lost cuz then I know that I won, cuz I'm a real mc not some text battle clone or a bum,
& I ain't mad at all people like what they like, I'm just bored like people watchin' ET just givin' y'all some entertainment tonight,

 

BAAAHZ haha

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February 7, 2013
8:10 pm
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February 7, 2013
8:16 pm
The Warlock
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eh tried to dumb it down.. 

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February 7, 2013
8:20 pm
Slumerican502
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Tried to dumb it down? Like your last one was complex? Too complex for my tiny peon brain to comprehend....

February 7, 2013
8:21 pm
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I'll battle you again in round two go recycle rhymes from your crew
Beatin you is easy like tryin to give away spare change to a jew
I eat cows what the fuck is an ox? I sell your dad all his rocks
And every kid on your street gets your mom they call that bitch chicken pox
A bunch of broke mexicans all they got up in their refrigerator is cheese
That's why your mom sucks my dick I give her corn flakes and rice krispies
She's like fat sweaty betty her pussy always smells scary as hell
My dick has her runnin for the border like it was made by taco bell
We call your mom house of pain she makes us jump away not jump around
I would've thought that she was biggie smalls except that he's dead in the ground
I know that she's not tupac, i'd rather stuff my dick up in a tube sock
Listening to your mix tapes is like listening to new kids on the block
But you keep hangin tough don't seem to know when enough is enough
Puttin albums out every other month even though nobody likes the stuff
You wrote a song called gettin drunk and it made me wanna drink for sure
Cause it sounded like yo gabba gabba fuckin mixed with the cure
The day you give up and walk away is the only time that you'll hear people clap
Fuck esham I'll send you pennies and you'll still make more money than you do from rap
I'm pushin a whip and your family is tryin to save up enough for hubcaps
And you still couldn't see me when I'm rappin even if I wrote it in caps
Go ahead and bring your whole crew, I jump up and down on colored squares like Q-Bert
How the fuck am I holdin my own I thought that you were supposed to be the expert
Your eyes are waterworks I guess that being a little bitch is one of your quirks
And you could never fit inside my shoes bitch they don't match none of your skirts

February 7, 2013
8:23 pm
The Warlock
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Slumerican502 said:

Tried to dumb it down? Like your last one was complex? Too complex for my tiny peon brain to comprehend....

nah i meant dumb it down like rhyme about stupid shit like pat & not take it seriously...

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February 7, 2013
8:26 pm
iLLtheClown
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This is a thing... 

February 7, 2013
8:26 pm
The Warlock
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patjoyce said:

I'll battle you again in round two go recycle rhymes from your crew
Beatin you is easy like tryin to give away spare change to a jew
I eat cows what the fuck is an ox? I sell your dad all his rocks
And every kid on your street gets your mom they call that bitch chicken pox
A bunch of broke mexicans all they got up in their refrigerator is cheese
That's why your mom sucks my dick I give her corn flakes and rice krispies
She's like fat sweaty betty her pussy always smells scary as hell
My dick has her runnin for the border like it was made by taco bell
We call your mom house of pain she makes us jump away not jump around
I would've thought that she was biggie smalls except that he's dead in the ground
I know that she's not tupac, i'd rather stuff my dick up in a tube sock
Listening to your mix tapes is like listening to new kids on the block
But you keep hangin tough don't seem to know when enough is enough
Puttin albums out every other month even though nobody likes the stuff
You wrote a song called gettin drunk and it made me wanna drink for sure
Cause it sounded like yo gabba gabba fuckin mixed with the cure
The day you give up and walk away is the only time that you'll hear people clap
Fuck esham I'll send you pennies and you'll still make more money than you do from rap
I'm pushin a whip and your family is tryin to save up enough for hubcaps
And you still couldn't see me when I'm rappin even if I wrote it in caps
Go ahead and bring your whole crew, I jump up and down on colored squares like Q-Bert
How the fuck am I holdin my own I thought that you were supposed to be the expert
Your eyes are waterworks I guess that being a little bitch is one of your quirks
And you could never fit inside my shoes bitch they don't match none of your skirts

haha i like the highlighted shit.. the rest is absolute trash tho 

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February 7, 2013
8:26 pm
Slumerican502
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YES! This is the best fucking battle ever....I thought the dawsons creek line was pretty good, but pat comes line after line of original punchlines

 

You wrote a song called gettin drunk and it made me wanna drink for sure
Cause it sounded like yo gabba gabba fuckin mixed with the cure

 

That line seals it for me personally...so....Round 3 or what?

February 7, 2013
8:28 pm
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I'm down! I'm down! What do you say warlock? Come on, there's nothing on TV

February 7, 2013
8:29 pm
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patjoyce said:

I'll battle you again in round two go recycle rhymes from your crew
Beatin you is easy like tryin to give away spare change to a jew
I eat cows what the fuck is an ox? I sell your dad all his rocks
And every kid on your street gets your mom they call that bitch chicken pox
A bunch of broke mexicans all they got up in their refrigerator is cheese
That's why your mom sucks my dick I give her corn flakes and rice krispies
She's like fat sweaty betty her pussy always smells scary as hell
My dick has her runnin for the border like it was made by taco bell
We call your mom house of pain she makes us jump away not jump around
I would've thought that she was biggie smalls except that he's dead in the ground
I know that she's not tupac, i'd rather stuff my dick up in a tube sock
Listening to your mix tapes is like listening to new kids on the block
But you keep hangin tough don't seem to know when enough is enough
Puttin albums out every other month even though nobody likes the stuff
You wrote a song called gettin drunk and it made me wanna drink for sure
Cause it sounded like yo gabba gabba fuckin mixed with the cure
The day you give up and walk away is the only time that you'll hear people clap
Fuck esham I'll send you pennies and you'll still make more money than you do from rap
I'm pushin a whip and your family is tryin to save up enough for hubcaps
And you still couldn't see me when I'm rappin even if I wrote it in caps
Go ahead and bring your whole crew, I jump up and down on colored squares like Q-Bert
How the fuck am I holdin my own I thought that you were supposed to be the expert
Your eyes are waterworks I guess that being a little bitch is one of your quirks
And you could never fit inside my shoes bitch they don't match none of your skirts

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February 7, 2013
8:30 pm
The Warlock
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Slumerican502 said:

YES! This is the best fucking battle ever....I thought the dawsons creek line was pretty good, but pat comes line after line of original punchlines

 

You wrote a song called gettin drunk and it made me wanna drink for sure
Cause it sounded like yo gabba gabba fuckin mixed with the cure

 

That line seals it for me personally...so....Round 3 or what?

taco bell/border? 2pac/tubesock? that shit been played since i was in elementary... far from original or creative.. but nah im done.. i mean he can do another if he wants but im done

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February 7, 2013
8:31 pm
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Pat didn't do as good as the first but I still say he won for having actual clever punch lines.

 

Warlock loses (IMO) because...

He addresses the crowd saying that our opinion doesn't matter because he knows that his rhymes are better, which just shows how butt hurt he is about losing and also shows that he has an ego.

Then he claims that he is a real rapper. That is like a suicide in a battle. Claiming that you are a real rapper is like... it's just some stupid shit. It's like ahha with his REAL juggalo shit.

I mean, does he really think that we can't understand his rhymes? It's only technically complicated but the punch lines are stale as fuck, unoriginal and completely simple. He's good on the technical side, but unoriginal with what he's saying.

Also, when you call an opposing rapper out for being a "comedian" you better be saying something really deep and personal about that person. Because that "comedian" rapper isn't just making us laugh, he's making us laugh at you.

So for me this was hands down Pat because his was original, creative, fucking entertaining, not nearly as lyrically complex but much better because it actually had punch lines. It also got much more personal than just a bunch of fat jokes and a whole 'you guys just aren't smart enough to understand my shit, real rappers and real emcees would respect it'.

Let me say this, your shit was not smart, it was not hard to get, it just wasn't good. Deal with it.

February 7, 2013
8:32 pm
Juggaloco305
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patjoyce for one of the two new Psychopathic artists!!!

February 7, 2013
8:35 pm
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Well, if warlock's out I can't have a one sided rap battle. Fuck it, I had fun. Thank you all for tuning in!! Now, back to boring reality. Unless of course you change your mind warlock. Come on, don't be a Nancy

February 7, 2013
8:38 pm
The Warlock
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Lucem Ferre said:

Pat didn't do as good as the first but I still say he won for having actual clever punch lines.

 get your head checked

Warlock loses (IMO) because…

He addresses the crowd saying that our opinion doesn't matter because he knows that his rhymes are better, which just shows how butt hurt he is about losing and also shows that he has an ego.

Then he claims that he is a real rapper. That is like a suicide in a battle. Claiming that you are a real rapper is like… it's just some stupid shit. It's like ahha with his REAL juggalo shit.

"IM AN ACTUAL EMCEE LEAVE IT TO ME IM MUCH BETTER AS MADNESS, RAPPERS LIKE THIS KILLED BATTLING THEY'LL SAY ANYTHING TO GET A REACTION, WHICH IS WHY I CANT RELATE TO 90 PERCENT OF YOU FAGGOTS!!!!" – Madness 

 

thats one of my favorite battle quotes cuz its real & unlike you i actually watch battles… & im not mad or butthurt at all tho just expressin myself.. i dont care about a "battle" on faygoluvers haha

 

I mean, does he really think that we can't understand his rhymes? It's only technically complicated but the punch lines are stale as fuck, unoriginal and completely simple. He's good on the technical side, but unoriginal with what he's saying.

lol youre an idiot if you think his shit is more original than mine.. i was freestyling that type of corny shit 8 yrs ago…

Also, when you call an opposing rapper out for being a "comedian" you better be saying something really deep and personal about that person. Because that "comedian" rapper isn't just making us laugh, he's making us laugh at you.

i dont know shit about him haha

because it actually had punch lines.

my ET punchline>>>everything he said

Let me say this, your shit was not smart, it was not hard to get, it just wasn't good. Deal with it.

well yeah most of this shit was dumbed down.. still way better than anything you could do tho…

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February 7, 2013
8:38 pm
iLLtheClown
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Quit like a bitch.

February 7, 2013
8:41 pm
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hey pat, is it wrong to get the feeling we'll be hearing some of your punchlines in warlocks next mixtape?

February 7, 2013
8:41 pm
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iLLtheClown said:

Quit like a bitch.

lol im not gonna do 50 fuckin battles/ rounds 

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February 7, 2013
8:42 pm
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You are getting awfully defensive for someone who doesn't care about a faygoluvers rap battle. The crowd has spoken.

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