Fucker misspelled it as “jumsteady”…

Yall Punks Ain’t ready, see?

Jumpsteady without the P

Like an infection of the UT

From Salt Lake City, UT

Bums balls fake titties dub D’s

All yall make room for the wicked seed

Otis gonna put his dick in your E-Y-E’s

Bonin on the mattress of Myzery

Makin the third generation PSY family

This track is off the dome to be taken lightly

So bring a gift home to the baby shower please

Meet the Twin Gats  Axe Murder Boy baby

Get jumsteady’s rum ready and it’ll be

Fucked up like the new Faygo Crystal Pepsi.

My name is Lucem and I came to say

that Donkey Kong Country is the game to play

you have big gorilla and a cool ass monkey

and a ghetto ass plane owned by a guy named funky

and a rad little jungle filled with evil crocs

and fucked up vultures that spit up rocks

and bumble bees, the red ones are the devil

and don’t forget that signature water level

Donkey Kong, he’s bout his money

Donkey Kong, never with out his monkey

Donkey Kong, you can hear him coming

with a bad ass bitch and his dick out for harambe

Don’t play with Kong, he ain’t no fool

bout ta beat you worse than King K Rool

he don’t need arrows, not a bitch like darrel

keeps his bananas in a cave and his homies in a barrel

he rides a rhino and sometimes a bird

sometimes a frog when he’s doin his dirt

catchin balloons to get extra lives

chillin’ as he cruises through these broken down mines

Donkey Kong, he’s bout his money

Donkey Kong, never with out his monkey

Donkey Kong, you can hear him coming

with a bad ass bitch and his dick out for harambe

the final verse, one last thing to tell

if you don’t like apes you can go to hell

Donkey Kong swings all across he forest

screamin mario’s a bitch and so is chuck norris

Donkey Kong, he’s bout his money

Donkey Kong, never with out his monkey

Donkey Kong, you can hear him coming

with a bad ass bitch and his dick out for harambe

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Pigg said
So, I know this has nothing to do with the drama and the speculation, but Jumpsteady’s daughter is absolutely gorgeous.   

I wrote my Donkey Kong song for her, you think she’ll like it?

King Lucem Ferre said
My name is Lucem and I came to say

that Donkey Kong Country is the game to play

you have big gorilla and a cool ass monkey

and a ghetto ass plane owned by a guy named funky

and a rad little jungle filled with evil crocs

and fucked up vultures that spit up rocks

and bumble bees, the red ones are the devil

and don’t forget that signature water level

 

Donkey Kong, he’s bout his money

Donkey Kong, never with out his monkey

Donkey Kong, you can hear him coming

with a bad ass bitch and his dick out for harambe

 

Don’t play with Kong, he ain’t no fool

bout ta beat you worse than King K Rool

he don’t need arrows, not a bitch like darrel

keeps his bananas in a cave and his homies in a barrel

he rides a rhino and sometimes a bird

sometimes a frog when he’s doin his dirt

catchin balloons to get extra lives

chillin’ as he cruises through these broken down mines

 

Donkey Kong, he’s bout his money

Donkey Kong, never with out his monkey

Donkey Kong, you can hear him coming

with a bad ass bitch and his dick out for harambe

 

the final verse, one last thing to tell

if you don’t like apes you can go to hell

Donkey Kong swings all across he forest

screamin mario’s a bitch and so is chuck norris

 

Donkey Kong, he’s bout his money

Donkey Kong, never with out his monkey

Donkey Kong, you can hear him coming

with a bad ass bitch and his dick out for harambe

 

wicka wicka dick wicka dick wicka dick

wicka wicka dick wicka dick out for harambe

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You should seriously record that shit dude. Best thing ive read all week

Kinda interesting all this happened. A few weeks back I was listening to Chaos theory, Master of the flying Guillotine and remembered Samantha first had that track on FF3 with the family song. I started wondering what happened to her and what’s she up to because she has to be about in her 20s or so. Then this news unfolded. 

I’m not gonna jump to conclusions on Young Wickeds place on Psychopathic. Chances are this is another case of Mass Juggalo Hysteria. Seems like any situation like this people flip out. Like how Twiztid wasn’t in the In Yo Face music video. Everybody was saying they’re leaving then and shit. Sure it took em 3 years later but Twiztid announced it. 

If this is true, I would want Psy to sign a new act. Blahzay ain’t cutting it for me. Either get David back or get another no name with skills.

See, I’ve already started destroying his career.

Miklo Velka said
Young Wicked is off PSY.

He scrubbed the Hatchet from all his social media a few days ago.

Also, Youngwicked.com has been taken down.

Not sure why Scottie D is dragging his heels on reporting that shit.  

edit: maybe J Webb is telling Scottie to hold off until Psychopathic gets it’s story straight.