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January 26, 2013
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As the era of the Missing Link Lost & Found comes to a close two distinct prodigies have come forth in the Dark Carnival mythology.
Both named Young (like a knight in pursuit of dukedom), but that’s not what’s interesting. It’s the duality and role in which they are in.
Within the MML era we have Lost, a manifestation of wickedness. Found, a manifestation of light. Is it not a coincidence that both of these destined young ones have been under the wing of Violent J and the Dark Carnival has shined upon them.
Young Wicked was the highlight of the Lost era, as he was lost from Psychopathic. Young Lyte the Found era, as he has newly found Psychopathic.
Now with the Psychopathic VS MNE mentality going strong, the Carnival is brewing up some powerful chaos magick. Some kinetic energy if you will. Will this be what creates “RED FRED”? Will Psy and MNE become inspired to outshine eachother?
Or this thread could just become pruned or derailed. Dun matter to me
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI, TheFvckinKreeper5:09 pm
May 22, 2016
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replacing my heart with a liver, so I can drink more and care less!
5:35 pm
December 19, 2013
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man lyte was not on found at all you retart
Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.
5:52 pm
April 18, 2017
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cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said
Young Wicked was the highlight of the Lost era, as he was lost from Psychopathic. Young Lyte the Found era, as he has newly found Psychopathic.
I think Young Wicked was pretty prominent in the Found Era, too. Wasn’t Lyte announced as the new artist on the same day that Young Wicked left?
6:14 pm
December 27, 2015
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Tis a strange coincidence ones wicked and ones lyte.
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI6:37 pm
January 26, 2013
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The Found era to me wasn’t when the album dropped but is pretty much when 2017 started, cuz the shiny diamonds and what not. Also, the same day wicked and lyte swapped.
You guys just don’t have your third eyes open. See, people don’t know you have 2 eyes and then your third eye, the one between your buttcheeks.
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI6:52 pm
May 4, 2014
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cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said
…Now with the Psychopathic VS MNE mentality going strong, the Carnival is brewing up some powerful chaos magick. Some kinetic energy if you will. Will this be what creates “RED FRED”?..
I hope RED FRED is created when a welfare queen implodes into a black hole after swallowing her kids’ last box of Pop–Tarts. Behold:
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7:43 pm
January 26, 2013
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Red Fred was canceled. Behold the 4th jokers card
Gordo The Gruesome
1: Intro (lol)
2: Gordo The Gruesome
3: Fast Food (Song about loving greasy, fatty, fried, and corn-syrup ed foods. Faygo of course)
4: The Gorger (A horribly obese lunatic takes bites out of young people who like to eat at fast food places in the late night hours, lives in a dumpster)
5: Glutton’s Buffet (A mentally ill man roofies folks at buffets and restaurants and brings them home to devour their body parts, he dresses up nicely)
6: Counting pi(es) (A college student gets revenge on his campus by dressing as the school mascot and delivering pie bombs)
7: Butcher’s Special (Butcher shop clerk snaps and poison’s the meat, after being found out locks up a grocery store and chops people up)
8: Gutter Blues (song about a hobo who has an eating problem, talks about gross shit like eating trash, eventually people)
9: Donut Shop (A police officer becomes frustrated with his fellow officers and
10: Unhealthy Heart (Fat child falls in love with a vegetarian girl, rejects him. He tries to eat vegetables and lose the weight, kills her with a carrot)
11: Chicken Wing Fling (Man meets a fat redneck chick at Pizza Palace, feeds her and fucks her, in love desperately, finds out she was extra-terrestrial duck shapeshifter)
12: Voodoo Steaks (Rich island yacht owner ends up on island, ship crashed. Kills locals sacred cow cuz he needs fine dining, has horrible nightmares and kills himself)
13: Crypt Claimer (A man breaks into crypts at local cemetaries and stores his massive collection of porn and comic books, dresses up dead bodies as his heroes and porn stars because he has no friends)
14: Waffle House Mayhem (Redneck killing song, hilarity ensues, and creative waffle iron deaths.
15: We All Scream for Iced Cream (Icecream man abducts families and freezes them in his cellar, sells their body parts with food coloring as popsicles)
16: Weight Watchers (A cult group of anorexics stalk and kill fat people)
17: Weight of the World (Song inspiring people to get through things they can change, and accept those they cannot)
Oh, and the face of this card is probably just Violent J in another couple years when he regains the weight
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TheFvckinKreeper, Old Mr Dangerous8:12 pm
April 18, 2017
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Not even gonna lie; I would listen to this.
8:18 pm
April 15, 2013
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Is this parody? I kind of like it.
8:29 pm
April 18, 2017
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It’s the episode list for the next season of Supernatural
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TheFvckinKreeper, CellE2057, Chuckieboy8:43 pm
January 26, 2013
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I give ICP full permission to implement any of these ideas. Just in case they are reading this. <–probably not tho
2:24 am
August 3, 2016
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said
It’s the episode list for the next season of Supernatural
Holy shit that was funny, and I don’t even watch that show. This thread is amazing.
12:08 am
March 30, 2013
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krunkazphuk said
cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said
…Now with the Psychopathic VS MNE mentality going strong, the Carnival is brewing up some powerful chaos magick. Some kinetic energy if you will. Will this be what creates “RED FRED”?..I hope RED FRED is created when a welfare queen implodes into a black hole after swallowing her kids’ last box of Pop–Tarts. Behold:
Didn’t your mother live like her? I’m not talking shit, but you said she was a welfare queen. Explains your hatred for certain types and your wanting to empower women (in your own Krunk way, respectively).
Lyte is the Yankee version of Brooks Buford to me. And that’s dope.
Also, I know phrenology is debunked as quackery, but to me Lyte has a much more trustworthy face than Otis. Otis is the kind of guy you judge based on his gaze, which leads you to bring your cat inside when he rides by on his Schwinn. I know phrenology is more study of the skull, but facial structure sure plays a part in how we perceive peeps, too lol.
8:41 am
March 30, 2013
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cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said
Red Fred was canceled. Behold the 4th jokers card
Gordo The Gruesome
1: Intro (lol)
2: Gordo The Gruesome
3: Fast Food (Song about loving greasy, fatty, fried, and corn-syrup ed foods. Faygo of course)
4: The Gorger (A horribly obese lunatic takes bites out of young people who like to eat at fast food places in the late night hours, lives in a dumpster)
5: Glutton’s Buffet (A mentally ill man roofies folks at buffets and restaurants and brings them home to devour their body parts, he dresses up nicely)
6: Counting pi(es) (A college student gets revenge on his campus by dressing as the school mascot and delivering pie bombs)
7: Butcher’s Special (Butcher shop clerk snaps and poison’s the meat, after being found out locks up a grocery store and chops people up)
8: Gutter Blues (song about a hobo who has an eating problem, talks about gross shit like eating trash, eventually people)
9: Donut Shop (A police officer becomes frustrated with his fellow officers and
10: Unhealthy Heart (Fat child falls in love with a vegetarian girl, rejects him. He tries to eat vegetables and lose the weight, kills her with a carrot)
11: Chicken Wing Fling (Man meets a fat redneck chick at Pizza Palace, feeds her and fucks her, in love desperately, finds out she was extra-terrestrial duck shapeshifter)
12: Voodoo Steaks (Rich island yacht owner ends up on island, ship crashed. Kills locals sacred cow cuz he needs fine dining, has horrible nightmares and kills himself)
13: Crypt Claimer (A man breaks into crypts at local cemetaries and stores his massive collection of porn and comic books, dresses up dead bodies as his heroes and porn stars because he has no friends)
14: Waffle House Mayhem (Redneck killing song, hilarity ensues, and creative waffle iron deaths.
15: We All Scream for Iced Cream (Icecream man abducts families and freezes them in his cellar, sells their body parts with food coloring as popsicles)
16: Weight Watchers (A cult group of anorexics stalk and kill fat people)
17: Weight of the World (Song inspiring people to get through things they can change, and accept those they cannot)
Oh, and the face of this card is probably just Violent J in another couple years when he regains the weight
Bonus Track!
18. The MAV Diet (J discussing the daily routine toward a thinner you, by ingesting little more than Molly, Adderall and Viagra. In a rhyme form….
“Molly for breakfast
Addie brunch for winners
Viagra two fat bitches
And a sensible dinner!”
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Laptop1:15 pm
December 25, 2014
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cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said
As the era of the Missing Link Lost & Found comes to a close two distinct prodigies have come forth in the Dark Carnival mythology.Both named Young (like a knight in pursuit of dukedom), but that’s not what’s interesting. It’s the duality and role in which they are in.
Within the MML era we have Lost, a manifestation of wickedness. Found, a manifestation of light. Is it not a coincidence that both of these destined young ones have been under the wing of Violent J and the Dark Carnival has shined upon them.
Young Wicked was the highlight of the Lost era, as he was lost from Psychopathic. Young Lyte the Found era, as he has newly found Psychopathic.
Now with the Psychopathic VS MNE mentality going strong, the Carnival is brewing up some powerful chaos magick. Some kinetic energy if you will. Will this be what creates “RED FRED”? Will Psy and MNE become inspired to outshine eachother?
Or this thread could just become pruned or derailed. Dun matter to me
you do know that the Dark Carnival is not real, right?
Runnin' Out Of Time / Looking For The Light / Something Isnt Right / The Devil's Grip Is Tight / Cause I'm Runnin' Out Of Time / Leave It All Behind / If My Soul Was On The Line / Can My Body Hide / From The Devil Inside
2:58 pm
January 26, 2013
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TheRevWells said
you do know that the Dark Carnival is not real, right?
Open up your third eye a little wider for daddy big boi. You’ll feel the carnival when the time is right.
12:47 pm
December 25, 2014
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cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said
Open up your third eye a little wider for daddy big boi. You’ll feel the carnival when the time is right.
third eye? yes, I know what that term means, but no thanks. i have 2 and that is enough. Im glad you could see the fun I was having in my comment and thanks for not taking it personal. Rather than feeling the carnival, Id much rather feel the mercy and grace of God, but to each their own I say
Runnin' Out Of Time / Looking For The Light / Something Isnt Right / The Devil's Grip Is Tight / Cause I'm Runnin' Out Of Time / Leave It All Behind / If My Soul Was On The Line / Can My Body Hide / From The Devil Inside
1:01 pm
January 26, 2013
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TheRevWells said
cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said
Open up your third eye a little wider for daddy big boi. You’ll feel the carnival when the time is right.
third eye? yes, I know what that term means, but no thanks. i have 2 and that is enough. Im glad you could see the fun I was having in my comment and thanks for not taking it personal. Rather than feeling the carnival, Id much rather feel the mercy and grace of God, but to each their own I say
The Carnival is God ya doofus. Someone please take this man’s juggalo card. Do you even shangrilizha?
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