You guys are mostly so serious. Was obviously another OMD sarcasm. I love Twiztid but am irritated by Paul in persona and whenever he runs his mouth on the internet. That's all. Like how Phil Anselmo is a racist bastard and Cee-Lo may have molested someone, I still love their musical side. Michael Jackson, Lauryn Hill, Axyl Rose, etc.

However, I honestly had those two sugar gliders (ironically as hell named Big Stank and Lil Poot..  take with that a back up of my above statement, maybe) that HATED the singing of Serj Tankian from System of a Down and I think Daron Malakian, too. When I played SOAD my pets would start their chainsaw chirps.

Old Mr Dangerous said
You guys are mostly so serious. Was obviously another OMD sarcasm. I love Twiztid but am irritated by Paul in persona and whenever he runs his mouth on the internet. That's all. Like how Phil Anselmo is a racist bastard and Cee-Lo may have molested someone, I still love their musical side. Michael Jackson, Lauryn Hill, Axyl Rose, etc.

 

However, I honestly had those two sugar gliders (ironically as hell named Big Stank and Lil Poot..  take with that a back up of my above statement, maybe) that HATED the singing of Serj Tankian from System of a Down and I think Daron Malakian, too. When I played SOAD my pets would start their chainsaw chirps.  

System has love for the gliders though.

If your sugar gliders don't like System, I would look into donating them to your local zoo or let nature take it's coarse with a large snake, the same goes for people.

They are obviously broken my friend.

What's even the post of this thread? Do you get so little attention that you have to make up stories all the time on a juggalo forum? Jesus christ just never post again OP

WELKOME BACK FOLKS

SO APPARENTLY THERE WAS A 'LYTE SIGHTIN'

AT THE RECENT PULL- UP WITH HOODOO  OUIJ  AND CLAY

I WASNT THERE. 

DID HE PERFORM. IS THE QUESTION

DID LYTE PERFORM OR WAS HE JUST HANGING WITH THE CREW

IF YOU ATTENDED, PLEASE LET US KNOW

HOPEFULLY FAYGOLUVERS WILL HAVE SOME COVERAGE FOR OUR ENJOYMENT

As much as I hate entertaining this guy, it is rather odd Lyte has been absent from a lot of stuff, Maybe Scottie D can make that call and put this shit to bed once and for all.

Until then, OMD, how did the sugar gliders die?

Was it to much marijuana smoke inhalation?

What was their preferred sexual orientation?

What did you do with the bodies?

Is there any pics of the little homies?

I heard one of them was a deep rooted raciest with ties to the clan, can you confirm or deny this?

Seriously, 

Do

Not

Leave

Us

Hanging

Or 

The

ALL

CAPS

Shit

Will

Continue!

Karacalla said
As much as I hate entertaining this guy, it is rather odd Lyte has been absent from a lot of stuff, Maybe Scottie D can make that call and put this shit to bed once and for all.

Until then, OMD, how did the sugar gliders die?

Was it to much marijuana smoke inhalation?

What was their preferred sexual orientation?

What did you do with the bodies?

Is there any pics of the little homies?

I heard one of them was a deep rooted raciest with ties to the clan, can you confirm or deny this?

 

Seriously, 

Do

Not

Leave

Us

Hanging

Or 

The

ALL

CAPS

Shit

Will

Continue!  

I just went searching for my 8 x 10 of Big Stank and Lil Poot that's in my garage, but got too cold and lazy. I'll find it sometime.

Okay so we were visiting my mom in NC, who was staying at her friends house. My mom was a sort of fugitive and the lady was a cop, so it was a tense situation. But never mind that side story... my wife and I returned from some day trip and we noticed that Big Stank hadn't come out of his fleece hammock in a while. I looked inside and he was dead. To be more precise, his eyeballs were hanging from his sockets but still attached with black nerves. It was one of the craziest things I'd ever seen. Either Lil Poot had dug his brother's eyes out in a desperate attempt to "wake him up" from his death, or Stank had found another demise. Because to this day we dont know why he died. A possibility was that the cop ladie's dog somehow got ahold of Stank and she put his corpse back in the hammock to avoid scrutiny, but I believe the dog would've mauled him further. So, yeah... Stank died somehow. 

Sugar glider owners have a weird little community. There is this program that studies glider corpses to try and figure out why there are sudden deaths. My wife was talking with a gal from the program and they were begging us to mail Big Stank to them for further study. After some soul searching, we declined. I know the greater good would have been to mail him in, but I'm a spoiled human American fucker that thrives on symbolism just as much as the next meatbag, so I took him to the house where i grew up at my dad's in NY and buried him across the road. I recall showing my dad the cadaver with the long string of eye nerves hanging and even he, Mr. Rugged Man of Upstate NY, was repulsed and even shocked. 

Lil Poot broke our hearts even further as we watched him go from denial to despair in under a month. I dont know for sure if the mystery illness that may or may not have killed Big Stank had somehow transferred to Lil Poot, but to me it was an obvious case of Failure to Thrive. Which is, indeed, the worst goddammed thing there is to see. Somehow it's worse than watching physical torture. Poot one day just slumped his winged shoulders and gave up. He decided to let himself die. No amount of love from myself or my wife could aid him. So he was gone less than a month after his brother. 

To answer your other questions....

- they were not racists but they did hate Serj and Daron, who are both Armenian. I'm sure that they were Armenian Genocide deniers. 

- since they only knew eachother, I'm guessing they were homosexual when the occasion called for it. FUN FACT : sugar gliders have forked penises. I'm not kidding.

- I barely toked at that particular era of my life, so weed smoke wasnt a risk factor. I tried it at age 12, became a heavy user from age 13-17, then only did it occasionally until I moved out to Colorado, where it is now my job to study and review cannabis. 

When I'm not so lazy I'll find their photos. I'm in a somber mood because a little kid at my wife's school was killed in a car accident today. And my family has a terrible vibe every November, because my brother was hit by a car on the 25th back in 2007. It just seems like every November since, something noteworthily wretched happens.

Enough sad shit. If I ever get sugar gliders again (I wont) I will name them Lyte and Ouijja.

LI

Karacalla said

Fuck.

Am I missing something?

I didn't call you a raciest, I have super duper secret sources that told me one of OMD's sugar gliders was a raciest.

But, seeing as your screen name is a derivative of a notorious hate group, that most of decent society frowns upon and deems raciest, I understand why you are so jumpy whenever that word is brought up.

And the all caps, 'I'm at work', shtick is obviously a front. My super duper secret sources told me your really blind as fuck and wear glasses so thick they rival CPN and Bubbles from the trailer park boys, them shits is like Ice cubes over your eyes thick homie.

Like you go to them elderly people stores and buy the phone's with the huge over sized buttons and shit.

Like that one time you decided to read the newspaper out side in the sun with that big ass magnifying glass you got and accidently caught yourself on fire then blamed the hard working black folks that live next door to you, thinking it was retaliation for the cross you burned on their lawn the night before.

People in your trailer park call you daredevil because your blind as fuck and all red from the burns you received.

Walking around with three seeing eye dogs and shit, that are more blinder than yourself, wrapping you all up in the leashes like a mummy and dragging your ass around while you yell out racial slurs because that's what you named the dogs.

Ole' Clayton Bigsby ass bitch.  

SORRY HOMIE

MY EYES ARENT ABLE TO READ YOUR TINY SCRIPT

AND WHAT I WAS ABLE TO MAKE OUT, DIDNT SEEM TO BE WORTH ANYONES TIME AT ALL

TRY SAYING SOMETHING INTELLIGENT. OR ATLEAST STAY ON TOPIC.

IM HERE TO TALK ABOUT MUSIC. NOT BICKER WITH INFERIOR AND LESS INFORMED

PSYCHOPATHIC MUSIC ANYONE???

ANYONE ATTEND THE SHOW?  WILL FAYGOLUVERS PROVIDE SOME PHOTOS OR COVERAGE FOR US OUT OF STATE NINJAS

kukluxklown said
LI

Karacalla said

Fuck.

Am I missing something?

I didn't call you a raciest, I have super duper secret sources that told me one of OMD's sugar gliders was a raciest.

But, seeing as your screen name is a derivative of a notorious hate group, that most of decent society frowns upon and deems raciest, I understand why you are so jumpy whenever that word is brought up.

And the all caps, 'I'm at work', shtick is obviously a front. My super duper secret sources told me your really blind as fuck and wear glasses so thick they rival CPN and Bubbles from the trailer park boys, them shits is like Ice cubes over your eyes thick homie.

Like you go to them elderly people stores and buy the phone's with the huge over sized buttons and shit.

Like that one time you decided to read the newspaper out side in the sun with that big ass magnifying glass you got and accidently caught yourself on fire then blamed the hard working black folks that live next door to you, thinking it was retaliation for the cross you burned on their lawn the night before.

People in your trailer park call you daredevil because your blind as fuck and all red from the burns you received.

Walking around with three seeing eye dogs and shit, that are more blinder than yourself, wrapping you all up in the leashes like a mummy and dragging your ass around while you yell out racial slurs because that's what you named the dogs.

Ole' Clayton Bigsby ass bitch.  

 

SORRY HOMIE

MY EYES ARENT ABLE TO READ YOUR TINY SCRIPT

AND WHAT I WAS ABLE TO MAKE OUT, DIDNT SEEM TO BE WORTH ANYONES TIME AT ALL

TRY SAYING SOMETHING INTELLIGENT. OR ATLEAST STAY ON TOPIC.

IM HERE TO TALK ABOUT MUSIC. NOT BICKER WITH INFERIOR AND LESS INFORMED

PSYCHOPATHIC MUSIC ANYONE???

ANYONE ATTEND THE SHOW?  WILL FAYGOLUVERS PROVIDE SOME PHOTOS OR COVERAGE FOR US OUT OF STATE NINJAS  

I said you use all caps because you are really blind as fuck and your prescription lenses are so thick, they look like ice cubes over your eye balls. I also told that story about how you set yourself on fire, have three blind seeing eye dogs and have to use old people remotes and phones with the huge oversized buttons on them. I got all my information from your super secret source, they also told me as a kid you would make loud clicking noises to bounce off objects just to see, like echolocation, similar to bats. Your eyes really look like Ouija Macc's eyes in the ghost video, all white and shit.

Is this better?

Old Mr Dangerous said
Karac -

Indeed, indeed INDEED about Daron!!! He is a genius musician. He is the man behind the whole group in ways, with my homie Serj playing charismatic front man. However, I just wish he stayed to background vocals. He SHINES as background and chorus and snippet singer! His damned voice just grates on his solo ish songs, unfortunately. I cannot love it.

Maybe the gliders were just like us humans who only like "the old shit" from bands lol

 

That humidity sounds abhorrent. It was bad enough in NC for us so I couldnt even imagine your land. 

I must admit, however, that I am intrigued by your land a bit. I have shunned all thoughts of the American South due to past horrible experiences there, but I am interested in Ol' Swampy. 

My boy went down there with a bus load of workers to help clean up after Hurricane Katrina. He said he had never seen anything so fucked up in his life. Everyone on the bus got super sick at the end, too. He said that even though it was chaos, people still were partying near Bourbon Street and making the most of life. That's quite dope.  

On System songs, Daron is cool in small quantities. I must admit he schooled it on 'Stealing Society' though. That shit was flawless and to me, on some old school Ramones shit. His solo band, Scars on Broadway's first album was nice. The second one was music intended for, and left over, from the ever elusive new System album that seems to never materialize. System is Daron's band, but C'mon, you not competing with Serj vocally. The dude has a range.

At my Job I encounter people from all across the United States and they always ask us, How do you live with this heat and humidity? Simple, we born in it.

We don't do well in cold though. 60° and we all bundled up lol.

Yea, economically we are poor as fuck, so that's why we always party, to take our minds off of all this bullshit.

OK SO ITS BEEN VERIFIED THAT LYTE WAS AT THE RECENT SHOW

AND ONLY SPIT A FEW VERSES AT THE END OF OUIJAS SET

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

HE ALSO WAS NOT SPORTING HIS HATCHET MAN.