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Hatchetman
You are ICP, what is your jokers card like?
February 1, 2013
7:19 pm
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Sup juggalos? Thought I would start a fun topic.

I find myself at work or when I'm alone singing ICP tunes in head but only they are tunes that I made up pretending I was ICP and what my type of songs I would like to hear. Am I the only one?

Example, I think of the next jokers card and try to come up with a title, the meaning behind it and song titles. I then start rapping and make up beats that fit the song title. I notice that most of my songs I sing to myself are old school ringmaster style.

So tell me if you do this shit also.

Here are a few songs titles I came up with

Mr. Funny Bones

Scatterbrains

Pogo stick

Night of the Hatchet

 

Ps. I am by far not a rapper what so ever. Half the time I mumble words when I sing LOL….it's more about beats to me embarassed

February 1, 2013
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damn.. thats pretty fresh & unique.. i cant say ive ever done that & im sure most people havent either… but thats a cool concept/idea.. im a have to think of mine for awhile..

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February 1, 2013
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Scatterbrains? Yeah? Lol
sounds familiar

February 1, 2013
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Maybe not a joker’s card but I’ve thought a song or EP like ‘Mr Money Bags’ would be a cool concept. It’s the tale of how ICP became the thing they used to hate. From hating and going after the rich to becoming the rich and fucking people over like their past selves. Now they’re the ones getting plotted against and on watch of being killed. But it would probably hit to close to home for them. Still I think they could get as emotional and creative as they want with it.

Also like everyone else has been saying a female joker’s card with a love theme. They can also get as creative as they want with that.

Regardless I just want more themes. Pick one and make a record of it and stick to it. That’s when they’re at their best.

February 1, 2013
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ICP has a track called Scatterbrains already, homie. Its off the Eye of The Storm EP. Funny ass song, i bump to it a lot lol

February 1, 2013
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February 1, 2013
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I worked at a gas station like 5 years ago and this track would get stuck in my head all the time. “Put ten on pump seven if ya skills are tight”

February 1, 2013
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haha.. dope jam

February 1, 2013
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This song makes absolutely no sense to me, but i love it haha. “i'm a hired assassin, but ice sculpture is art. So i ride around a horse returning shopping carts..” cracks me up all the time lmao.

Funny coincidence is, i actually should be getting this EP in the mail tomorrow laugh  

February 1, 2013
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“Scatter Brain”

Pay attention kid. Nail Gun. Don’t you ever pay any fuckin’ attention. (Don’t panic) Ooh (Um)
Fucking Concentrate. (Scatterbrain) Unorganized cluster fuck. [Laughing] You need to think
about what the fuck you’re doing (noises in the background) I’m working on something.
Miscellaneous (I’m not quite all there) If you just put some effort (scary not a nice guy) if
you cared (I’m trying to fucking concentrate) What the fuck is wrong with you
([mumbling:]and of course… the circus)
Where my swim suit at
The soups on in Argentina
Convalescent home patients serving me with subpoenas
Make sure you tell the fuckin’ captain his legs are made of rubber
I got an apple for your forehead if I’m cleaning the shutters
Give me my turkey pass
Tradin’ chops sticks with the hooligans
Snakes are in a submarine
I’ll never go to school again
I stole you a Porsche ’cause your mama’s a fox
I’m selling footwear insoles and I’m running three shops
Horrified jelly worms with electric infantago
Dinosaur crybabies cookin’ shrimp in San Diageo
Full moons mean nothing without your roller skates
When the water runs dry and blood fills the great lakes
I’m a hired assassin but ice sculpture is art
And so I ride a horse everywhere returning shopping carts
It’s raining fish flies on the east side and I’m rappin’
Slutty ass skanks get slapped for nappin’ (umph)

I don’t wanna know about the shit that matters
Skip-with shit I scatter my brain (I scatter my brain) [2x]

Throw your hands up
Kamikazes don’t tell lies
With that watermelon foot bath they minds collide
Bitch, my knees been bald headed so download that
Ridin’ on a Zamboni in my Danny Kaye hat
I’m the number one contender for a shot at the bible belt
I swam between piranhas and assaulted a patty melt
The red planet still remains in orbit
Leavin’ trash piles cleaned up by A.J. Styles, Me, and J. Giles
Leopard shit in my yard
I took the yellow pill
I once stabbed a flamingo but it was only a fire drill
Meet me at the market for your kung fu prize
With that frozen ice firecracker (everybody rise)
Get your panties off ho this ship is ready to attack
Somebody get on the piano I’m calling John Cusack
And put ten on pump seven if your skills are tight
Make sure you bring a wet mitten ’cause its col col col cold at night

I don’t wanna know about the shit that matters
Skip-with shit I scatter my brain (I scatter my brain) [4x]

[Laughter]

I scatter my brain

I I I scatter my brain

I don’t wanna know about the shit that matters

I I I scatter my brain

I don’t wanna know about the shit that matters

My brain

I scatter my brain (I scatter my brain)

I don’t wanna know about the shit that matters
Skip-with shit I scatter my brain (I scatter my brain) [2x]

February 1, 2013
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Ya that songs makes no sense, but that is the point of it.

February 1, 2013
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When they gonna tell us when the new EP comes out?

February 1, 2013
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regarding scatterbrain…

this is one of those icp songs that i heard and thought, 'they shouldve recorded this years ago.' 

regarding the topic, about two hundred little juggalo rap groups have been doing that. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 1, 2013
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Violentdope said:

When they gonna tell us when the new EP comes out?

when they feel like it surprised

February 1, 2013
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TruBlue said:

Sup juggalos? Thought I would start a fun topic.

I find myself at work or when I'm alone singing ICP tunes in head but only they are tunes that I made up pretending I was ICP and what my type of songs I would like to hear. Am I the only one?

Example, I think of the next jokers card and try to come up with a title, the meaning behind it and song titles. I then start rapping and make up beats that fit the song title. I notice that most of my songs I sing to myself are old school ringmaster style.

So tell me if you do this shit also.

Here are a few songs titles I came up with

Mr. Funny Bones

Scatterbrains

Pogo stick

Night of the Hatchet

 

Ps. I am by far not a rapper what so ever. Half the time I mumble words when I sing LOL….it's more about beats to me embarassed

You are definetly not the only one Sir. If I dug out my old PC I could show you loads of bad attempts at ICP style songs i wrote in my youth. Some of them were good actually, but most were shockingly awful lol

February 1, 2013
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I would do an EP called Wicked Tales and just school it with all kinda wicked story songs. Titles :

Mr. No Face

When The Blood Sprays

It Goes Thump in The Night

Only Bones Remain

Another Wicked Night

Cold Blades

Guts on The Wall

Leprous

 

Yeah imagine that and there wouldnt be any get hype songs just that slow horror like Mental Warp and Mr. Rotten Treats.

February 1, 2013
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I’m not sure what the point of this topic is, we sit around and think of song titles we would use if we were ICP or something? Yeah, sounds like a blast. I can only think of one song title : stupid fucking thread.

February 1, 2013
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patjoyce said:

I'm not sure what the point of this topic is, we sit around and think of song titles we would use if we were ICP or something? I can only think of one song title : stupid thread.

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February 1, 2013
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Why? Because I don’t wanna play ‘Let’s pretend?” Wanna come over and build a fort? We can pretend we’re astronauts, exploring the moon while we climb a tree. All while we pretend we’re ICP of course. What would ICP name the fort? How would ICP climb the tree? Would ICP plant a hatchetman flag on the moon? Is abk there? Only one way to find out. That’s right, pretend time!!!

February 1, 2013
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patjoyce said:

Why? Because I don't wanna play 'Let's pretend?” Wanna come over and build a fort? We can pretend we're astronauts, exploring the moon while we climb a tree. All while we pretend we're ICP of course. What would ICP name the fort? Only one way to find out. That's right, pretend time!!!

no not at all its just if u dont wanna play pretend then why comment

i think its a stupid thread to but my only post in here are replys about scatter brain by icp

plus damn i was joking dont go and get all

 

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