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wheres the new herald???
December 20, 2013
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come on now weve been waitin for weeks on some actual psy news and they still aint posted the herald yet wtf personally i hope its album news and not all show news lol its not helpin ninjas like me who cant make the shows so come on bring some music news for once lol

December 20, 2013
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AU tour and ICPT press have probably been keeping them busy.

December 20, 2013
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Most of the time the HH drops in the late afternoon / early evening

December 20, 2013
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ok thats right

December 20, 2013
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December 20, 2013
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Biggest Ballas Ever!!

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ICP Theater

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HatchetGear Holidaze

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Family Focus

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BIGGEST BALLAS EVER IS DEC. 31st AT THE CROFOOT IN PONTIAC, MI – TICKETS AVAILABLE ON TICKETMASTER & HATCHETGEAR
      This year Psychopathic and the Insane Clown Posse are comin’ straight out and saying it… this will be THE BIGGEST BALLAS EVER! This year’s BIGGEST BALLAS EVER is going to be so fuckin’ epic that it couldn’t even be contained to one holiday.

      We’re going to be celebrating both the Axe-mas season and New Year’s Eve all in one night on December 31st at The Crofoot in Pontiac, MI! Doors will be at 7:00PM with the show starting at 8:00PM. All ages are welcome so you can bring everyone you know! The best part? Advance tickets are only $10 on Ticketmaster and HatchetGear! If you get them at the door day of show they’ll still only be $12.

      When you hit up Biggest Ballas Ever your entire evening will be hosted by Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope! The wicked clowns will keep the entire night bumpin’ and flowin’ at epic proportions!

      Also confirmed for the evening is Boondox who will be joinin’ up with Bukshot and Claas to form the super fuckin’ mega Underground Avengers! You’ll also see DJ Clay! Mike E. Clark! JCW Wrestling absolutely exploding out the ring with flavor! Plus a fuck ton more freshness and names that will be announced soon!

      BIGGEST BALLAS EVER will also be featuring the very first Pimps and Hoes Costume Contest! Every single person who walks in the front door of The Crofoot is welcome to enter, anyone and everyone, so why not join in!? All you have to do is

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come to the party dressed in your Pimp and Ho finest. GET CREATIVE!

      The person who takes the Pimps and Hoes contest to the top tier will win tickets to the 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos! Bomb ass merch! AND MUCH MORE! Fuck, even if you don’t win you’ll still look fresh to death and there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, ya heard nerd?

      While Biggest Ballas Ever will have that Happy Holidaze Axe-mas cheer that it always does the entire night is getting turnt up because IT’S NEW YEAR’S EVE! What better wait to count down to 2014 then to be around your fellow ‘Los and ‘Lettes!? Hands down, at $10 Biggest Ballas Ever is the cheaptest ticket you can buy for a party on New Year’s Eve and it will by far be the fuckin’ best!

      Tickets for Biggest Ballas Ever are available NOW on ticketmaster.com and hatchetgear.com!The massive event itself will be happening December 31st, NEW YEAR’S EVE, at The Crofoot in Pontiac, MI! Doors are at 7:00PM EST and the show starts at 8:00PM! All ages welcome!

      When all the names and all the flavor planned for this show have been revealed we guarantee this will be… THE BIGGEST BALLAS EVER!!!

CLICK TO ORDER ON TICKETMASTER

CLICK TO ORDER ON HATCHETGEAR

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Forecast:
MERRY
AXE-MAS
TO ALL!
Something topical and fresh
And to all
keep up the
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Homies!
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INSANE CLOWN POSSE
THEATER SEASON 2
IS OFF THE CHAIN

      As of right now we’re two episodes into season two of Insane Clown Posse Theater on Fuse TV and the wicked clowns are BRINGIN’ IT! The only thing we wish we could change about ICP Theater is wanting it to be an hour long! Those thirty minutes go quick as hell!

      In case you’re livin’ snug as a bug under a rock we’ll give you a quick rundown. Insane Clown Posse Theater stars Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope as they watch the latest (not always the greatest) in new music videos from artists spanning all genres and they give their two cents on it all. IT MAKES SENSE! Considering everyone and their ugly fuckin’ mutha has an opinion about the wicked clowns it’s about damn time they have their chance to tell it how it is!

      In addition the Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope they’re also joined by the projectionist, Sugar Slam! The resident muscle, Greg “The Hammer” Valentine! The voice of JCW and their longtime homie, “KG” Kevin Gill! And a new special guest each week! So far we’ve seen Judah Friedlander and Sherrod Small squeeze themselves between ICP but there have been a lot of pictures floatin’ around on the web giving us hints of who we can see in upcoming episodes (Corey Feldman, anyone?).

      This season Fuse put in an order of ten episodes so that means we’ve got eight more to go! Insane Clown Posse Theater is on every Wednesday on Fuse TV at

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11:30PM EST! There won’t be a new episode on Christmas Day and all but make sure you’re right back with us on January 1st! During the new episodes you can join Violent J (@ICP), Sugar Slam (@ImSugarSlam), and “KG” Kevin Gill (@OGKevinGill) on Twitter as they Live Tweet!

      Finally, this time around ICP Theater is bringing you a Watch and Win contest! ICP Theater fans will have a chance to win a trip for two people – you and your guest – including two nights of hotel accommodations and round-trip airfare to Detroit, ICP's hometown.

      You'll get to hang out and watch a private screening of the final episode Insane Clown Posse Theater with them. Winners will also receive $300 in spending money and a Fuse prize pack that comes with iTunes gift cards and merchandise from Fuse and ICP! To enter you have to watch ICP Theater and head over to fuse.tv/ICPsweeps!

      Insane Clown Posse Theater! Wednesday at 11:30PM EST on Fuse TV, Ninjas! Don’t miss it! To find out what channel Fuse is on in your area, click this link: http://www.fuse.tv/channel-finder

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EVERY ORDER ON HATCHETGEAR GETS FREE GIFTS UNTIL AXE-MAS DAY
      This is your last Hatchet Herald reminder that every order placed on HatchetGear between now and Christmas Day will receive FREE SHIT! That leaves you with plenty of time to put in a last minute order for your homies or get yourself a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ for the season!

      What’re you going to get? Well, all orders no matter how big or small will get free gifts included with them but the more you spend the more you get. It gets broken down like this:

Orders from $.01 – $49.99 will get an exclusive psychopathic holiday sticker! It’s exactly what it sounds like, it’s a holiday sticker and it’s fresh as fuck!


Orders $50.00 – $99.99 will get the exclusive holiday sticker plus a mystery collectible! What is the mystery collectible? IT’S A FUCKIN’ MYSTERY; WE CAN’T GET CLEARER THAN THAT

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When you spend $100 and up you get the exclusive holiday sticker, the mystery collectible, and an exclusive 2013 holiday shirt! The shirt is just as dope as the sticker and the mystery collectible. We direct your attention to the picture right the fuck over there so you can check it out!


Finally, for every additional $100 you spend you’ll get an extra exclusive holiday shirt AND another mystery collectible! There’s no limit on how many you can get! Whatever you spend you’re going to be rewarded with free shit!

      Don’t delay! Hit up hatchetgear.com to place your order and get the gift of FREEEEEE!!

CLICK TO SHOP HATCHETGEAR NOW

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FAMILY FOCUS: HAPPY HOLIDAZE FROM THE FAM
Antonieo Francis Barnes: Merry christmas happy holidays to each and every fuckin' juggalo juggalette technician king and kween reppin' much love to the world as a whole...manik out!

Stephanie Norlander: I would like to wish My husband Michael a Merry Axe-Mas! He has shown me the way of the clown and we grow more in love because of it.

Stormee Mae: Merry Christmas, Reno! WHOOP WHOOP. merry christmas to all the fam worldwide! two whoops!

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Lyric Nicole Arms: Family shout out to my fam and friends in az sorry I'm so far away I love and miss you guys happy holidays to all of my juggalos and lettes everywhere

Justin Flatt: Have a wicked and hatchet filled holiday season with haters decorating ur tree

Korpz Ya DeadHomie: Happy axe-mas to my kids. Jamie, starlee, & bella. Much love alway. Dad.

Rylan Herman: merry Axe-mas to Thomas, Zach, Larry, and the family. WHOOP WHOOP!

Ryan Nagle: I wanna wish a merry axe-mas to my boy James the Ginger Ninja

Martene Larkin: Hey guys! Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and all dat, thank you for keepin it wicked. Also special holiday shoutout to my mom KatrinaEvil and my other half, Acid. Love you guys, stay safe and happy holidays to the fam worldwide!

Daniel Stansbury: Hey this is Aussie Dan from Brisbane Australia I just want to wish everyone at psychopathic and my beautiful wife tash a merry Christmas from the land down under.

Dan AnsomeHandsome Holtman: Happy Holidays to Kevin Williams and his family in Virginia. While we haven't been able to see each other in years, we'll always be family.

Denelle Kjellman: merry christmas to the kjellman family!

Kat Goodman Goddard: Please tell Chris Tylicki. Merry Christmas and I love him....

Sleepingbear Clark: Merry Christmas to all from an ancient juggalo

Stephanie Warren: I'm sending out seasons greetings to all the fam world wide! A special whoop whoop to the buffalo family and my brother from another Kurty V-lo!!!

Seirra Iler: WHOOP WHOOP. hey just wanted to give a seasons greeting to all the loes and lettes out there, and to remind them that just because some of our fam is gone doesn't mean they aint in our heart during the Christmas season, or all year round for that matter. keep your heads up fam, we will all be together again some day. i know this kinda of corny but hey, that's how i am. lol. i guess that's all i wanted to say.WWFCL4L! peace out!

Brettles Wyatt: Here's to one fukn Hell of stab, stabben, skull cappn axe smashing, holiday FAM! Enjoy!! Fukers!!! Oh and thank you both for coming to the land of oz much appreciate brothers!!

Robert Jurdon: I cant stand my fucking fam all tho I love to toss shity soda at y'alls dumd asses from time to time . so this year why don't we all stop clowning and set and sip the cheap soda and put all of our hatchet o that fucking thing you call a shitymastree . and chill on some good ass smoke. and listen to the clowns with the thug flow you know. have a shity x-mas god bless.

Sarah Tennant: Like to wish a merry axemas to my crew in knox county Ohio and espcially my o.d.b my homielette thanks for always having my back and being down for me like family should. From our first concert to the gotj you are my homielette 4life. Merry Axemas to all the fam ~KrAZiE

Odilia Benites Raymond Scott: wishing my raymond a merry christmas may we have many many more much juggalo love for we wed on june 20 of 2015 love yr magic ninja olie whoop whoop

Jeremiah Running: I cannot wait to see all my Family at the Biggest Ballas Bash this yr on 12/31/13 happy new year bitches and a special shout out to my best ninja Jason Rybicki his b-day is on Christmas and he is one down ass Juggalo!

Jenny Louis: I wanna give a big whoop whoop and merry axemas to my little lo George and my best homie Lizz my family and friends and a BIG christmas shout out to Joe and Joey and the rest of psychopathic. MERRY CHRISTMAS NINJAS

Kym Cooper: Merry Christmas to my Juggalo FAMILY! Kaleb, Max, Jasmine, Danika, Michael, Rose, Louie, Rachel, Justine, Juno, DJ, & Gary! Hope Christmas brings you all many smiles and great memories. Much Luv! WHOOP WHOOP

Andra Dawn Heffington Kelley: This is a message to all Family members... May all of you get everything you need this holiday season, and Most of What you want! And to a VERY SPECIAL Juggalo I have never been happier than I am since I met you. YOU Bring out the best in me. I look forward to The best Carnival Ride ever in your arms. I was always a Fan but He completes MY Juggalo Family. Here's to you Wicked Juggalo!!!

Michael Boatner: happy axemas 2 every1 WHOOP WHOOP MMWCL me nd the fam will always have juggalo love 4 every1 this yr we r havein a big bday after party axemas so if ur dwn w the clowns come 2 the party cuse after all it aint no party like a lo nd lette party WHOOP WHOOP MMWCL BABY

Mike Thisisme Ray: Hoping you all have a terrifying n wonderful holiday much love n wickedness whoop whoop

Michael Dewitt: Happy holidays to my fam across the world and my fam right here in my heart and to a certain lette that has my heart and is raising the hatchet with me proudly,you are truly one of a kind.Merry Christmas!!

Cory Violet: I wanna shout out for the Holidays my girl Nicole, My other girl Samantha, Sick In The Head Ent. and VOID Promotions, All my Pittsburgh Homies and one of my Best Friends, Alley Ann (Lil Lette), who lost her life this past June in a Domestic Dispute with a Jealous Ex.

AndySher Mannitrous: Merry Christmas to Heather Eric Sarah Lynx and Karl from your Jewish homie....To our military Juggalo Family GOD BLESS and thank you Marry Christmas

Adam Poole: To my psychopath family! Thanks for showing me what it’s like to walk down the Hall of Illusions and realize what parts of my life are fucked up! The music of the psychopathic family that penetrates my ears on a daily basis instills within me a new perspective on life and who I should be as an individual. Yall mean a lot to me and I'm thankful for the words of truth you distribute into my heart and ears! MMWFCL whoop whoop!!!!

Samantha Moriarty: Merry AxeMass to not only J- Killa my favorite J U DOUBLE G A L O. but the whole fam too! Hope everyone has the best holidays even though real christmas is when we are all together at the mother fucking Gathering! Whoooop Whoooop and a happy new year Ninjas!

Chris Forbes: My uncle Gary Is a huge fan of your music and I grew up listening to mad house and piggy pie and other stuff, wanted to let him know, even a juggalo needs a happy axe-mas

Garion Djdoubleg Grant: Seasons Greetings from DJ Double G and everyone at Creative Images Tattoos in Marianna Florida.

Paul Ndouble: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Mother Fuckin' AXE-Mas Ninja's .. May Your Holidays Be Bloody & Muderous! Love From London UK! MMFCL Whoop! Whoop!

Mikayla Renee Sekelsky: Merry axe-mas to all my friends and family, to all my juggalettes and juggalo homies, to everyone around that needs and wants christmas spirit in their lives! I wish you all a merry and holly fucking jolly christmas and a fuck-tastic new years. I love you all! And though i may not know you, if you're down with the clown, you're iight with me homie. This is to everyone close to me and to all the juggalo/lettes out there , have a great one and dont let people get you down, have a drink, have some eggnog and a smoke or whatever you want, just have fun with friends and family, mmfcl!

Kevin Grooms: Merry Christmas to all that gave and give their lives for our way of life in this great country ! And merry Christmas to everyone else to whoop whoop

Chuck Forrest: whoop whoop ninjas merry Christmas

Cody Wieand: Whoop whoop to all my fam out in the kcmo area and a big whoop whoop to my new fam here in Colorado Tis the season all my ninjas

Jennifer Raymond: A psychotic Christmas to Twitch and Family Love Bam Bam

Kody Crittenden: Happy Holidays Fam! I hope y'all have a good axe-mas and new years! mcl!

Luke Dakin: Just wanted to send Much Mother Fuckin Clown Love to my homies Rich, Gimp, Sam, Lil D, Beaner and Rob !! Merry Axemas mutha fackos!! from Canada !!

Cody Woodward: Like to put a shout out to my fam in the 715 and the 414. Happy holidays from your fresh Texas Jugallo family keep your eyes open the Future is Bright for us all. We miss you Big Q

Julie Breech: hi my husband is a big fan and i would love to have him read it and it say merry xmass marion from julie whoop whoop

Jason Caruana: Thanks for the opportunity! I love ICP more than anything!! My Xmas wish is that my little sis Ash and my son Dev have an amazing Christmas and get everything they wished for!! I promise when you guys are a little older and aren't just 7 and 5 I'm taking you both to every ICP show they play.... Hope you like your ICP ornaments too. I've been down about 17 years now and my son Devin knows tons of songs already his favorites being Murder go Round, Southwest Voodoo, Vera Lee and Play with me and he's the one that's 5 haha... thanks and take care much love and Merry Christmas!!

Alexa Bennett: Heya, just wanna say Merry Christmas mother fuckers to my big bros Jake and Noah XD

Bill Gusler: Gotta say merry xxxmas to my Juggalo family - Chip, Murk, John, G-Pu, Lee, and merry xmas n we miss you to Ukner, and a shout out to the whole family, props to Violent J and Shaggs for giving us misfits n ninjas all over the world a place to belong. MMFCL. ps. yall should come rep JCW at Extreme Rising in Philly!

David N. Young: Merry Axe-mas to all of the Psychopathic Family, All my juggalo family, and to my beautiful wife, Jaybaybee...I love you so much.

Austin Martin: seasons greetings to Shawn Hampton and Patricia Hampton. I love you guys. Whoop Whoop, Much Clown Love.

Danette BatGirl Cox: Happy holidays to my sister in the sky. She passed a few years ago while I was at the gathering. I shouldn't have gone. She didnt feel well. I know where's shes at all of our FAM, los and lettes, are watching over her. She is having a blast up there for the holidays. Baby girl, i love you Nicole. Happy holidays from your sister Danette. RIP Beautiful.

Ryan Murch: Just wanna say hope every juggalo out there has a very hatchet holiday MCL FROM : Juggaloibs (MURCH)

Gabriel Franchi: Hey, I want to thank Psychopathic Records, and Twiztid, for being a huge support beam in my life. I never really had family or friends to help me out through anything, so my only escape was music, and for the last 12 years of my life, the majority of that music was ICP and Twiztid. Just wanted to give ya'll some mad love and props because if it wasn't for Psychopathic, I might not be here today.

Amanda Kosnik: Merry Axemas Drew! Keep your head up and your juggalo faith strong. The crew misses you and can't wait to see you! Holidays aren't the same without you here in town. MMFWCL Batgirl and The Crew.

Jolene Hood: Hahaha! I just want to say Happy Holidays or how do we put it Merry fucking Christmas from juggalo family to the next! Be safe and much love!!!

Alberto Calez: Happy holidays, to all my Hatchet family near & far.

Nevada Brazeau: yo seasons greetings to my juggalo homies reppin the 403 Melvin Penner: Pat, we wish you a Merry Christmas from home. You are very missed this holiday season with you being farther away this year than any other year. I can't wait until you come home and we can share a few steins of hot mead. Stay warm, brother. From the womb to the tomb, much love.

Ashley Holmes: Merry christmas and happy new year!

Shawn Berens: Whattup I wanted to wish all of my ninjas in the STL area whether it's all the known rappers like HAZMAT, NUTTIN NYCE, PREACH, etc along with all my real hommies that know about being there for real no fakkies that say it but act shady and steal, yall know who they are, theyll be gettin coal for Axe-Mas. Also to my wife and my soon to be born son. Daddy loves ya my little ninja in training. Once more Merry Axe-mas to you all. WHOOP WHOOP.

Alec Topping: Man christmas this year blows. I got put on probation a few days ago and now I'm not even able to enjoy a blunt of christmas reggies. And my impationt ass already gave my girl her gift and it would be fucked up to take her tablet 3 for my court shit but fuck it marry x mas some one smoke me out haha Whoop whoop

Bobbie Sue Moore: happy christmas and merry new year i been down with the clowns for years and now that im and old lady Lol my kids love to listen to what they call the scary clowns they fucken love it and so do i.

Michael Blacklidge: Givin a shout out to my fave peeps in worl juggalo family!!!!!!!!!! And all my peeps in the 520 much love wicked clown 4 life Juggalo Malone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Sue German: Happy Holidays From the Platt family

Anthony T. Young: Dear ICP and Juggalo Family, Christmas is a time to reflect the joy of the birth of Christ (that ninja that fought for you with his blood) Give joy beyond your close ones and treat each other as equal and unified by his wisdom. Merry Christmas and Much Clown Luv to All!

Marcus Fry: Seasons greatings from the fry family in wilton iowa mmfcl

Reklis Beats: Happy holidays steve! since it tis the season of giving let me give you a piece of my DAMN mind. Stop taking your DAMN shoes off in the middle of the room, its like a fucking war zone trying to get from one side of the DAMN living room at night to the other to turn the DAMN light on. You never know where they may be hiding out waiting to fuck your ass up. Happy holidays and shit. Damn...

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Shasta Hastings: Whoop whoop my feels and sycos .. have a verry hobo holidays

Tim Yorba: I want to shoutout to my brother Kenny Stringfellow who is currently sitting in jail facing charges he should not be facing. Keep your head up bro, you will get through this and all of your friends and family have your back 100% ninja. Even though you cannot be here for christmas know that your little boy will have a great christmas with his loving family. Whoop Whoop MMFWCL!!! Ninjas For Life.

Brandon Williams: Merry Axe-mas fam have a wicked holiday this year MCL from kingsville tx

Larry Marek: Happy Holidays to all the Juggalos and Juggaletts out there. For my family to the Whole Juggalo family....Merry Christmas! Let's get shitfaced!! The Marek's from West, TX

Frank Padilla: Hatchet Herald holiday shout out to all the 805! From ya boy Big Frank.

Skylar Eagle: Yo i wanna give a shout out to all my homies in billings montana. keep it wicked fam. and to all the homies world wide

Nafta Ryan: Now, more than EVER, we are under harsh scrutiny......I'm not talking just us JUGGALOS and JUGGALETTES......but the entire HUMAN RACE. Everything we do these days is seemingly placed under a high-powered microscope and examined for flaws, no matter how miniscule, and then blown outta proportion to the point where all logic is lost. We are ALL HUMAN BEINGS (purely speculation)....we all have the same CORE NEEDS (neden hunting).....and when it comes down to it, we are ALL FUCKING INSANE!!! But....I digress.....my point is, LOVE one another.....SUPPORT one another......RESPECT one another......and if all else fails......BUST THAT MUTHA-FACKOOS MELON OPEN WITH A HATCHET!!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE ENTIRE JUGGALO FAMILY!!!!

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Jackie Hammond: Merry Christmas to all my family im sorry im not home once again but someone needs to keep these 18 wheels turning and keep America with everything it needs

Ronald Crispen: I'd like to thank the family who made my first Hallowicked an amazing experience, and ICP for signing my super balls shirt, which will never be washed to preserve the freshness from that night!

Donnie Johnston: I'd like to say Merry Christmas to my beautiful wife Stephanie Johnston!!!

Timmy Sullivan: I'd like to send a little holiday cheer to my homie that's a bit down on his luck in jail! Gonna keep his name private, but just wanna wish him the best holiday that he can have while on the inside!! I'll seen you when you get out, brother!!

Jamee Soto: I wanna give a HUGE Merry Axemas to my JuggaLove Toby! He not only is the love of my life but he is the one who introduced me to ICP & the Family 3+ years ago forever changing my life! Wether it's taking me to 3 gatherings, flying me to Detroit for the Riddlebox show or surprising me with a Ringmaster Jersey he is forever spoiling me by indulging me in this lifestyle!! And right now I'm carrying our lil 'Lo (due in the spring) & I'm so proud! I hope he is just like Daddy! Merry Axemas Babe! To this our fourth Christmas & to a lifetime more!! I LOVE U! WHOOP WHOOP!!!

Susan Welch: Happy holidays to the family I love! Special shout out to my sister Kellie and my boyfriend Paul! I love you both!

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Jason Walker: I want to send a special greetings to all my family my cousin for keep me positive and my favorite uncle in the world Matt chew Adams aka "Uncle snugglo" for letting me into the family with your unconditional love and to all the ninjas and ninjettes mad love for all u motherfuckers all across the world.

Mike Kush: Merry christmas my Cleveland 216 Juggalos!!

James Goode: i just want to say i love my juggalette lanessa, i could not ask for a better, more understanding, patient woman

From Sid (me) and Medusa: i want to say happy holidays and all to YOU mothafuckas. I cant say im too in to the holidays being that they are just consumer holidays but i have to say that the excited feeling of love and joy happiness comfort and peace that average people try to feel on this holiday is felt all year round by us because of what you have given us. That sounds corny as shit i know but i know if i never was blessed with yall's music i would still have a closed third eye and i would be living the life of a brainwashed test rat only to find out the ultimate truth when it it was too late. Merry holidays and much clown love

Trevur Bullers: clown love!!

Jacob Merando: Merry axemas fam mmfwcl whoop whoop juggalo for life

Grisha Khmurov: Whoop to all the juggalos and juggalettes:) I would like to thank my lovely wife, for being there for me, dealing with my bullshit. Caring for me and showing so much love that no other woman can do. I think about the future everyday and want to start a little hatchet family myself . I want to wish happy holidays to my parents and my in laws for being there for me and my wife and my friends out there and wish the best for them in the next upcoming year. I want to wish every person in my family in Russia who I can't be with at the moment. My grandparents from both sides. Cousins and nephews and nieces. Aunts and uncles and last but not least pets. I would also like to say happy holidays to my second family in Mexico. Hopefully soon we'll meet. 2014 will be a good year. I don't really believe in resolutions, but changing something is a major priority. Accomplish more goals .

Jayson Morales: Merry Christmas Jayson and Ripley. I love you, Angel

Linsey Shirey: STATUE - I can't wait to marry you in 70 days! Merry axemas, I love you!

Kris Goosby: Holiday greeting. For my fam. And juggalo fam. All around the world. Nationwide. Just hope that everyone stay's safe, warm and has a great holiday. Enjoy it pleasantly. To the fullest. No matter what. And mfwcl from the wicked jersey juggalo.

Loso Lucero: Whoop whoop Ninjas, Have a wicked Axe-mas, much muthafuckin wicked clown love and by the way, Santa Clause is a Fat bitch.

Erin Gray: Happy Holidays to Dirty Adville, Nick & Brandy, Keith & Tiffany, Zombie Tommy & Baby C, and of course Scuba Steve. Can't wait for New Year's!!

Mike Siefman: What up juggalos, juggalettes and the staff over at Psychopathic Records. Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. just want to give a big fuck n shout out to you all and wish everyone in the juggalo family a Merry mother fuck n Axe Mas and a Happy New Year. WHOOP WHOOP

Joe Cumpian: Sending a Merry Axes to my brother, Justin Cumpian. We've been going to psychopathic shows since '96. And we ain't stoppin'!!!

MartinandSondra Torres: to my very own hatchetman martin, hope you have a whoop whoop christmas, a very hatchet birthday, and a faygo drinkin,icp listen,whoop whoopin new year!! love you sondra also to the family, god bless all you hatchet toting clowns

Brandan-Lee Bray: I would like a chance to thank ICP, ABK, Big Hoodoo, Boondox, and everyone at Psychopathic, and all the Juggalos over the years that I've met and have showed me love. Especially since I was in foster care and placement as a child and didn't really have a family. I would also like to thank The Jokerr, even though I'm a bit pissed at him at the moment. Merry Christmas to all you ninjas out there for making my world a little better. The Raven.

Kurty V-Lo: Wanna send a MUCH CLOWN LOVE shout to all of my 716 Juggalo Family!! It's been a crazy year, full of freshness and flavor! Extra special shout to my brotha muthafucka Benny V!!! Glad to have you home my ninja!!!

Heath Byrd: I would like to wish all the Juggalo family a Merry Christmas especially the ones who have loved ones over seas Whoop Whoop! MCL

Michael Hutchcraft: I would like to say merry axemas tony daughter Andrea she may be old enough to read this but who knows thank you lord for such a beautiful girl that is also down with the clowns

Shawn Abicht: A big whoop whoop to all juggalos out there remember to take care off toys for tots and any other unfortuniate juggalos and homies out there not every one is as fortunate as the rest .show the world juggalos are more then scrubs but honest and helpful citizens as well. Mcl fam love from shimmy and the 717 whoop whoop

Ashley Donchess: Merry x-mas to all the fam and a special shout out to the one and only Royal thanks for keeping us safe out there....whoop whoop

Morgan Nabak: thanks for the killer clown music there's still a lot of haters out there but still down with the clown...

Smiley Leigh: Hey there!!! I was wondering if you could give my little guy a shout out in Summerville SC! He moved this past Summer after graduation to start his 1st year of college. We were in the video "Where's God." We have been fans since the beginning and my son a fan since the womb! We treasure our picture with ICP in Detroit after filming. I miss him like nobody's business! Forever down.

Mellissa Sal: Hey Everyone, first off I wanna wish my Own Amazing and beautiful Ninja Mike Sears & My baby's uncle, Martin Sears also, a very merry fukkin Christmas! I love you both so so much n your very special to me indeed! Xx And also a big shout out to all the Ninjas n Ninjettes WORLDWIDE! n wish a very merry Axemas! And a Wicked New Year 2014 WHOOP WHOOP!! Mmfwcl Love from Mellissa in the UNITED KINGDOM

Jacky Plotner: Wishing you the best Christmas and a joyful New Year

Tiffany Carr Miller: merry axemas to icp and my juggalo and juggalette family i have been down with the clown scence they where in wwe whatev it was back then and i will be down with the clown even after i die whoop whoop mmfwcl

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Rina Shray: For the seasons greetings section. I would like to send out a huge whoop whoop merry christmas to all my juggalo fam. And to my wonderful husband, thank you for introducing me to the dark carnival and for that first ever faygo shower at hallowicked 2012. Love all if you!!!

John Walker: MERRY AXE-MAS TO ALL THE JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES WORLD FUCKIN WIDE AND TO ICP FOR MAKIN SCRUBBYNESS PHRESH AS FUCK

Aggy Virvescu: Happy holidays to my baby, John! Serving life up at Taylor Correctional. Love you babe. Can't wait to hold your hand in the viso park for axe-mas!! And New Year!! And EVERY holiday for the rest of my life.

Brandon Tomaski: Merry Christmas to every Juggalo, whether you're in the cemetary, or around the fucking corner, you are family to me and to all.

Hector Mercado: I want to say merry Christmas to a year 8 old girl who was given 2 weeks to live in reading pa. And fello juggalos to say pray for her MCL

Tetra Gomorrahtron: I wanna say What the sup is up to all the fam from lovely Kandahar air force base in afghanistan and I love you to my wife n daughter. Happy Holidays, make sure that if you read this that you take a puff and sip for a deployed soldier.

Brittany LadyLo: Merry Axemas Fam! I love you guys! Have a very Murderous Axemas and a Wicked New Year...Whoop! Whoop!

Billy Leonard: I wanna give an axe mas greeting to all the mufuckin wicked clowns n all my homies run wif da hatchet fo lyfe my NINJAS!!!!!!!! MMFWCL WHOOP WHOOP !!!!!!!

Cole Miller: merry christmas too all the ninjas in the world you guys helped me a lot i have been down from 2002 and i love the fam the last gathering was my first a i met some really cool ninjas and ninjettes from ohio and Winscontion fuck i can't spell, and they really showed me a good time at the hatchet landing thanks to all of the fam and ill see you next yr at our new home hope you have a good rest of the yr ill be in new york for new years hit me up much clown love. Cole RARE Miller and be safe ps big hoodoo is the shit i love it and AMB I'm solo pumped WHOOPWHOOP

Banzi Kamikazi: down with the clown in christmas town

Phaedre Jill Lesikar: I would like to send a whoop whoop to my son in juvie til the 2nd MMFWCL

Albert Hayes: WHOOP WHOOP!! I would like to say merry christmas to my family. As well as say that I wish all the luck goes to my homie Travis and his girl Allison with there baby. And pray for my dad as he is not in the best of health. MWCL Juggalos

Samantha Walker: FROM THE ONES ACROSS THE ROAD TO THE ONES AROUND THE WORLD. MERRY CHRISTMAS HOMIES. WHOOP WHOOP AND MMFWCL. FROM THE WALKERS

Kandace Hill: Merry Christmas to my amazing lo Austin Garrett! Love you babe! And merry axe-Mas to the rest of the family out there. Hope you all have a great holiday!

Zak Da Ripper: Merry Christmas to all my family out there far and wide, state-to-state, have a good fuckin' year, and get that ass to the Gathering, much love from all the Cleveland 216 Juggalos, Whoop².

Dzo Strange: Merry axe mass shout out to the Unit 39 crew! MCL

Elliott Whitaker: Here's a Anti Christ.. mas greeting...fuck the world

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December 20, 2013
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Props for posting this, PRJ, I just wish Psy would actually put some REAL NEWS into these. Like things they haven't told us about five times already.

December 20, 2013
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piggofdoom said
I just wish Psy would actually put some REAL NEWS into these.

Do you believe in miracles?

 

December 20, 2013
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Magic everywhere in this bitch.

December 21, 2013
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patjoyce said
Magic everywhere in this bitch.

Quick someone link that icp glade plug in commercial spoof

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

December 21, 2013
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like i said no music news of course

December 21, 2013
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never seen that icp glade video before...holy shit that is funny as fuck..thanks for the laugh

December 21, 2013
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Yeah that glade video is classic!  Makes me want to buy bpb and buy glade.

 

 

win win

December 21, 2013
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That video is from Cracked.com

January 3, 2014
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wtf this week on icp.com they said new herald today then they changed it to hoodoos video debut i just wonderin if theyre still puttin it out

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CazanovaKidd220 said
wtf this week on icp.com they said new herald today then they changed it to hoodoos video debut i just wonderin if theyre still puttin it out

Probably not since they changed it. Normal they would have just added to the day.

 

January 11, 2014
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WTF THEY DID IT AGAIN!!!!! ONLY THIS TIME THEY DIDNT DO SHIT FOR FRIDAY THIS SHITS PISSIN ME OFF!! so ready for music news and they just keep teasin... the fuck

January 11, 2014
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I bet there wasn't even any music news for us los that can't go to shows....the FUCK YO....

Ima...Ima...Ima...Go write Jumpsteady a strongly worded note about my feelings....

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January 12, 2014
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Probley gonna be some lame ass shit or more shit bout them sueing the fbi I hope we get some news bout music or the gathering or the boxset psychopathic the videos 2 something good

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agreed to the both of yall

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