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What if Everything in Behind the Paint is Bullshit?
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December 31, 2014
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Well last week we had a winter cookout….excuse me a winter barbecue and it was in fact great.  Usually its too cold here in the winter to have a cookout…excuse me barbecue so it was a rare treat to have the barbecue.  A ton of my friends came to the barbecue aka Da CoOk OuT and we were laughing about how some people couldn’t come to the barbecue.  Had enough yet twitchy I can do this till the ball drops….weed_gif

 

On the completely serious tip I am headed to a cookout. As per the definintion it will be grilling not bbq.  I am kinda sad that not one of my brothers will be there.  I am on the outs with OCJ as I am “on some hoe shit” for having responsibilities and not making meetings that conflict badly with my work schedule.  I guess today im just Brendan.  *Looks at his OCJ tattoo in the mirror* sigh

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December 31, 2014
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Psyral Infection said
So… you cooking for all of us at the gathering, @scruffy ?

sure, i suppose.  

how do ya like yer botulism?  

  

  

i am also about to step out for barbecue, at my homies place.  i will let yall know if he is fakin the funk, and really just grilling.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

December 31, 2014
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Speaking of KFC, the KFC in South Korea makes US KFC seem like shit in a bucket. Bomb chicken sandwiches, egg tarts, shit is amazing.

December 31, 2014
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krunkazphuk said

DrFreshness said 
I’m really snobby about BBQ.  Like to the point that when people refer to a cookout as a BBQ, I twitch.  

So bbq uses low, indirect heat with lots of smoke, and grilling uses high, direct heat with little smoke, like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNvSFbaPSFo

 

That’s it.  BBQ means slow and low, wood smoked.  At least 10 hours on the pit or in the smoker for a pork shoulder or brisket, though you can get away with less for ribs.   If you want to invite people over to hang out in your backyard for that, you can call it a BBQ.  Otherwise it’s a cookout.

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December 31, 2014
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Some Texans take it seriously enough to have BBQ squads that compete together and cook dusk to dawn. One guy I know cooked in his garage during a hurricane. Crazy bastard.

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January 1, 2015
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LuckyNumbrXIII said
I mean my family is known for our pig roasts and we take that shit seriously. But this whole cookout/grill/bbq thing….?  Any time I cook outside I say I’m having a bbq. Truth be told. And sometimes I bring shit I made in the kitchen to a cookout.  Yolo motherfuckers

If you say you’re a food snob, and you don’t know anything about BBQ… shit, there’s a whole world out there waiting for you.  I’m not just talking shit either, I’m a goddamn doctor- this is medical advice.  

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January 1, 2015
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well, as it turned out, last nights ‘cookout’ started out as ‘barbecue’, but devolved rapidly into ‘grilling’;  mostly, im sure, because it was all cold as fuck outside.  

and you know what?  i gave a fuck.  

grilled pork steaks may not be the same thing as barbecued pork steaks, but theyre just as tasty.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 1, 2015
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scruffy said
well, as it turned out, last nights ‘cookout’ started out as ‘barbecue’, but devolved rapidly into ‘grilling’;  mostly, im sure, because it was all cold as fuck outside.  

and you know what?  i gave a fuck.  

grilled pork steaks may not be the same thing as barbecued pork steaks, but theyre just as tasty.  

  

Heresy! Burn the heretic! (or at least grill barbecue)

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January 1, 2015
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should make it a luau.  get you some poi.  

  

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January 1, 2015
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LuckyNumbrXIII said 

…When I buy my own place, I might have an east-coast juggalo pig roast.  Maybe I can coordinate it on a day ICP is in town for Wrestlebowl (if this becomes an annual thing) and try and get them to crash it, old school mini gathering style.  I know about 10-20 juggalos that’d probably show up….

That sounds awesome! You better invite me. Not sure I will show up since I forgot where you live.

But how cool would that be to have ICP crash the party. Especially if none of the juggalos there expects it.

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should make it a luau. get you some poi.

Just looked up what poi is. That does NOT look appetizing.

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January 1, 2015
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Psyral Infection said
Just looked up what poi is. That does NOT look appetizing.

it aint so bad.  it aint that great either.  

used to love watchin tourist eat poi, their snotty faces crinkled up in feigned disgust, pluggin their noses like they were eating raw sulfur or sumn.  the classic joke was invariably, ‘this tastes like wallpaper paste!’  to which the classic response is, ‘why the hell are all you mainlanders eating wallpaper paste?’  

white people are so stale.  

  

poi, by the way, does not taste like wallpaper paste.  i checked, and i regret it.  

really, the flavors are so bland, it almost doesnt taste like anything at all.  anyway, it aint bad.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 1, 2015
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I dont care if some is made up, it is what it is and i love it and wish it hadnt disappeared. 

Shit, even my moms read it and enjoyed it.

“He has very good philosophies,” she remarked on Mr. Bruce.

January 1, 2015
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LuckyNumbrXIII said
I would definitely invite the folks on the forum here.  It’d be a good incentive to come to wrestlebowl too.  that shit’s always awesome.  

OK but you’ll call it a “pig roast” not a BBQ, right?

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January 1, 2015
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Back to the subject of the thread I think it’s all true. A few other hopes and points tho 

1) I’d love for behind the paint 2 to actually happen. 

2) I would love to see a twiztid autobiography. 

3) I would love to see a blaze autobiography or at least a dvd documentary about his actually life. 

4) a shaggy autobiography would be the shit as well! 

5) speaking of books they should make a psychopathic coffee table book the history of the hatchet 

where current and old member share rare photos, stories and their views on everything. Each chapter had different authors telling their side and such. Throw in a bonus cd and sell it for 45 bucks. I just said that last part so maybe J will do it bc we all know the dude will sell icp dildos if he could make money off it. I love J and I’m a co-owner of a record label and entertainment label so I’m all about making a buck too, but J (love or hate him) is all about the moola! 

January 1, 2015
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I don’t think it’s bullshit either, just a what if.

January 1, 2015
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what if everything piggofdoom said is bullshit?  

  

i guess it wouldnt really make all that much of a difference, but still, it would suck to be lied to and just, just… used like that.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 2, 2015
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scruffy said
what if everything piggofdoom said is bullshit?  

  

i guess it wouldnt really make all that much of a difference, but still, it would suck to be lied to and just, just… used like that.  

  

I never actually went to the gathering, that was one of my friends who said he was me.

January 2, 2015
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piggofdoom said  
I never actually went to the gathering, that was one of my friends who said he was me.    

 fuckin knew it.  

  

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January 2, 2015
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Which reminds me, I never got the shirt I paid hatchet jedi for…

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