Unhappy with the amount of cash raised from the JCW charity tour, Violent J has decided to step out and do some west coast tour dates to try and continue to raise funds for St. Johns Children’s Hospital of Illinois. Here it is broken down in paragraphs so its easier to read:

    Now I wanna talk about the fresh charity tour that went out last December that featured JCW and a whole bunch of groups including yours truly doing a solo set along with my brother Jumpsteady as my hype man.  The tour was cool enough and all that, but flat out, we just weren’t happy with the draw. Tickets went on sale way too late number one, and number two, it was mainly billed as a JCW show first and a concert second and JCW just doesn’t really usually draw that well. Plus, it was right before Christmas and ninjas just didn’t have hardly any money to spare even to help out the kids to the St. Johns Children’s Hospital of Illinois. So even though I said I would never do another solo show again after this tour, the fact is, I LIED.  

We are doing more dates, this time on the west coast. We’re talking the tour all the way over to the other side of the country and this time the line up is different and it’s a full concert with no JCW wrestling. The line up is as follows.  First off, two local openers from each city will grace the stage doing their thing in front of their home town crowd.  Then it’s time for the super hottie with the slammin’ sounds herself Nova Rockafeller to take the stage and blow shit up into dust particles.  After the venue has been destroyed and all that’s left is the stage and the sound system in the middle of an open field with a crowd of Juggalos standing there, yours truly, Violent J, will take the stage this time performing a full set of Juggalo classics.

Yes, ninjas! We’re just not satisfied with the money we made the kids of St. John’s Children’s Hospital, so we’re gonna get out there and earn some more and hopefully when we’re through, we will be bringin’ home a fat bag of loot for those sick kids.  Thank you to all the acts and the wrestlers that performed on the first charity tour and thank you to all the ninjas who came out and supported the cause, but the simple fact is, there is just more work to be done. These last few rare and exiting Violent J tour dates are as follows…

Mon., March 14 – Seattle,WA

Tue., March 15 – Portland, OR

Thurs., March 17 – Salt Lake City, UT

Fri., March 18 – Grand Juction, CO

Sat., March 19 – Denver, CO

Sun., March 20 – Albuquerque, NM

Mon., March 21 – Phoenix, AZ

Wed., March 23 – Las Vegas, NV

Thurs., March 24 – Los Angeles, CA

Fri., March 25 – Oakland, CA

There will also be a $50 Meet and Greet available in case you want pictures or some shit autographed by The Duke of the Wicked with all profits going straight to the kids of St. John’s Children’s Hospital of Illinois.

It’s cool they’re taking Nova out. She went over a lot better at the gathering than people expected. Hopefully she has a good time and the juggalos will like it. 

I dunno who is gonna open for them in LA but hopefully they’re dope. I kinda wanna go but I kinda wanna save my cash for the riddlebox tour. And it really depends on who is on it.