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The "I am a Juggalo" project
July 19, 2014
8:04 pm
entrappedmind
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At @scruffy’s urging, and with some inspiration from @sean-law, I am taking an idea of mine and putting it into action.

 

Amongst outsiders, the term “Juggalo” invokes disdain, scorn, and (worst of all) fear. To apply the label to yourself is to invite others to judge you based on a broad misconception that we’re all poor, uneducated, violent, unlawful, white trash.

 

This is a chance to stand up and prove otherwise.

 

My vision is to get as many of us as possible (both here on the boards and, if the idea is met with positive reaction, hopefully elsewhere) to list a few things about ourselves and in what ways we contribute to society in a positive manner. Then, once we have enough (yeah, “enough” is kind of subjective. I’ll be happy to get a dozen or so, but the only way this works is if there’s a bunch of them) we get them printed out, one per page, optionally add our name/signature to them, and send them to Psychopathic as (worst case) a statement of support, or (best case) even something they can use as evidence to help change the public perception of us.

 

If anyone has ideas to improve this, your input would be greatly appreciated. I doubt anything will come of this, but you never know, right?

 

I’ll close with an example of what I have in mind, using myself as a subject.

 

I AM – the factory worker who assembled the wheel bearings on your car.

I AM – the coach who has taught your son how to play baseball for the last nine years.

I AM – the volunteer who spends Memorial Day keeping your grandfather company in the Veteran’s Home.

I AM – an upstanding, nonviolent citizen; who has exactly one offense on his record – failure to display a front license plate.

I AM A JUGGALO.

 

This is just a rough idea that I acknowledge needs to be finessed and fleshed out a bit, but it’s a start.

 

PS: My money’s on three replies before the hijacking begins. lol.

July 19, 2014
8:28 pm
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I AM   the guy that just encouraged a man to take his current frustrations out on his spouse with a beating.

 

I AM A JUGGALO

July 19, 2014
8:30 pm
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entrappedmind said  

PS: My money’s on three replies before the hijacking begins. lol.    

should that be the case, i guess ill just step in, and remind them to show some class.  in that spirit…  

 

knock it off, lucem.  hes being serious.  

put up somethin positive, as per the point, or be a dickhead in a different thread.  

  

 

[edit]  also, ima need to think about my statement for a while…  but ill have one, sooner or later.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

July 19, 2014
8:33 pm
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Fuck positivity. I say shoot up a school rape a bitch and do drugs. Humans suck. It’s all about perspective anyways.

July 19, 2014
8:34 pm
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entrappedmind said 
Amongst outsiders, the term “Juggalo” invokes disdain, scorn, and (worst of all) fear. To apply the label to yourself is to invite others to judge you based on a broad misconception that we’re all poor, uneducated, violent, unlawful, white trash.

 

This is a chance to stand up and prove otherwise.

 

My vision is to get as many of us as possible (both here on the boards and, if the idea is met with positive reaction, hopefully elsewhere) to list a few things about ourselves and in what ways we contribute to society in a positive manner. Then, once we have enough (yeah, “enough” is kind of subjective. I’ll be happy to get a dozen or so, but the only way this works is if there’s a bunch of them) we get them printed out, one per page, optionally add our name/signature to them, and send them to Psychopathic as (worst case) a statement of support, or (best case) even something they can use as evidence to help change the public perception of us.

 

If anyone has ideas to improve this, your input would be greatly appreciated. I doubt anything will come of this, but you never know, right?

 

I’ll close with an example of what I have in mind, using myself as a subject.

 

I AM – the factory worker who assembled the wheel bearings on your car.

I AM – the coach who has taught your son how to play baseball for the last nine years.

I AM – the volunteer who spends Memorial Day keeping your grandfather company in the Veteran’s Home.

I AM – an upstanding, nonviolent citizen; who has exactly one offense on his record – failure to display a front license plate.

I AM A JUGGALO.

 

This is just a rough idea that I acknowledge needs to be finessed and fleshed out a bit, but it’s a start. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

July 19, 2014
8:35 pm
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I AM – the guy who helps teach your kids in school

I AM –  the guy who volunteers in school and around the community

I AM – someone who is willing to help people, even if they refuse to help themselves

I AM – a married father of two, who does not drink or do drugs

I AM A JUGGALO

July 19, 2014
8:36 pm
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I AM      the guy who washed your dishes really well.

 

AND I AM A JUGGALO.

July 19, 2014
8:44 pm
King Lucem Ferre
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I AM    the guy that gives the hungry homeless man $20 bills.

I AM    the guy that will pay for your purchase if you forgot your wallet.

I AM    the guy who always leaves a huge tip for the pizza man or the waitress.

I AM    the guy that currently walks four miles home after each shift from a job where I myself can barely make ends meat.

 

I AM A JUGGALO

 

 

But I also hate you all and hope you all die.

 

I tried. Fuck these people.

July 19, 2014
9:16 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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I am the guy who rings you up at the truck stop, and pays the rest of your total if you’re short.

I am the guy who stops and helps dig your ass outta the side of the road when you get caught in a drift.

I am going to become one of the few and the proud. A United States Marine.

I am the guy who one day will be keeping your kids safe at night as a member of law enforcement.

I am a JUGGALO

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

July 19, 2014
9:41 pm
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I one time helped a dude who got hit by a car when nobody else in this piece of shit Mormon theocracy would help. Like, all these goodie goodie two shoe mormon people who stay classy and put them selves on a moral pedestal and see me as a criminal monster just because of the music I listen to wouldn’t do shit yet I’m the bad guy and the gang member?

July 20, 2014
1:04 am
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Thanks for the replies so far, folks. We could be on to something here. And even if we’re not, maybe we’ll at least learn something about each other.

July 20, 2014
3:52 am
Pigg
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I am the one who handles your credit card information.

I am the one who makes sure you have a room to sleep in when you’re on vacation. 

lolololol

July 20, 2014
6:33 am
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I am a husband and father of 2
I am a trained Certified Firemedic
I am someone who makes music for fun
I am an assistant supervisor at a PCB manufacturing company

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

July 21, 2014
7:21 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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I am a college graduate.

I am a mentor to a dozen of my colleges.

I am the guy that makes your day when you come into my grocery store, and trains the people who handle your groceries.

I am the guy that refuses tips when I do carry outs (even when I made minimum wage) because its just a nice thing to do for the elderly or infirm.

I am the guy that finds animals on the street and drives them to the local animal hospital to see if they are microchipped.  If they aren’t I go grab a leash and walk them around the neighborhood I found them in until they find home (This has happened three times.)

I am a sexual gerbil enthusiast (Hows this one make the cut.)

I am a SPARTAN….I mean A JUGGALO….

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

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