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5:54 pm
March 10, 2016
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I would like to sugar slam some Roze until my dick blahzays all over her stink box.
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King Lucem Ferre, Old Mr Dangerous6:05 pm
January 28, 2016
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#McChicken
I figured this was an appropriate thread to post that.
Hint: dont research the #
Hint: randy gall + this thread
6:21 pm
December 3, 2012
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Nyro said
I would like to sugar slam some Roze until my dick blahzays all over her stink box.
I would take her to dinner so fucking hard. I would hold the fuck out of the door for her.
I would listen so god damn intently as she drones on about greys anatomy and that hoe Hannah from work.
I would respect the shit out of her boundaries and not try to get some till at least the third date.
I wouldn’t even request anal till the 4th date.
Whoop Whoop Slumerican502 :
Old Mr Dangerous, bayAreaShaman, sabreguyThere's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
9:55 pm
March 30, 2013
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Slumerican502 said
I would take her to dinner so fucking hard. I would hold the fuck out of the door for her.
I would listen so god damn intently as she drones on about greys anatomy and that hoe Hannah from work.
I would respect the shit out of her boundaries and not try to get some till at least the third date.
I wouldn’t even request anal till the 4th date.
I’d scrub her countertop.
Fix HER sammiches.
13th HER amendment… or is it 19th? can’t recall….
… anyway, this leaves more possibility for a Moon Glorious/Florida Joe double album… Sort of like Speakerboxxx/The Love Below.
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bayAreaShaman, Hypnotized Ninja10:09 pm
September 18, 2012
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I’d beg for her forgiveness for this male dominated patriarchy hell created by the evil white man.
I’d let her control the remote control.
I would specifically memorize her favorite places to eat by extreme studying of her habits and a slight touch of mind reading so I could surprise her with her favorite food rather than asking her and having her go on the tedious task of having to make a choice.
I’d whip out my dick and spin it around like a fan to cool her off on a hot summers day.
I’d let her order pineapple pizza.
Whoop Whoop King Lucem Ferre :
Old Mr Dangerous, bayAreaShaman, Hypnotized Ninja, sabreguy 
10:25 pm
March 30, 2013
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Never have and never will try pineapple pizza. However…
“this should be a party! with pizza! anchovies! and pineapple!”
10:36 pm
December 3, 2012
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I’d put the toilet seat back down AND wipe off stray dick hairs.
I’d grow her a garden full of roses so she can just look out the window instead of trying to keep some alive in a vase.
I’d socialize with her boring parents and borderline retarded nephews during the holidays and NOT complain about it afterwards
I’d record every episode of keeping up with the kardashians for her
I’d refrain from making comments about Kims big juicy booty
In fact, I wouldn’t even look at Kims big juicy booty
I’d never give her a Dutch oven and even have the courtesy to get out of bed and go in the other room
Whoop Whoop Slumerican502 :
Hypnotized Ninja, sabreguyThere's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
10:39 pm
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May 22, 2012
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id hang out with her. occasionally say nice things.
actually, i have no idea if we are talkin bout blahzay, sugar slam, or someone else, at this point.
so, no promises.
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Noah Fence, MASTERWEEDO, Hypnotized Ninja, SPOOKYtheFUNGI, sabreguyawfully paranoid, arent you?
10:42 pm
January 3, 2015
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I’d lick her butthole.
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Hypnotized Ninja, sabreguy10:44 pm
December 3, 2012
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Idk who we are talking about either.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
11:05 pm
March 30, 2013
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i don’t know where this thread went, either, but I’m gonna ride the snake…
staggeringly stoned
playing “Christiansands” by Tricky. Wow, what a throwback.
……. ahem, here we go….
I’d let her tell me direction on a road trip… a road trip to somewhere SHE wants to go…
I’ll earn my Red Wings, with her…
never mind,,, you guys wanna see/hear the original ICP?
11:19 pm
December 3, 2012
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You can tell omd is an old school cat from that direction joke. We use GPS now old man lmao XD.
Trying to out white knight each other is way funner than what this thread is supposed to be
I’d work two jobs just to hire a tiny Asian lady part time to come to the crib and do her nails
I’d pretend like I believe in astrology and not look annoyed when she read me her horoscope.
Whoop Whoop Slumerican502 :
Old Mr Dangerous, DrFreshnessThere's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
12:05 am
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May 22, 2012
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Slumerican502 said
Trying to out white knight each other is way funner than what this thread is supposed to be
oh, is that whats goin on?
pff. ima lose.
off to some other thread, i spose.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:12 am
March 10, 2016
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Why does the knight have to be white?
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King Lucem Ferre12:16 am
March 30, 2013
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we’re all intoxicated.
or else, I am. and I enjoy this.
the world is yours.
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bayAreaShaman, MASTERWEEDO12:18 am
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May 22, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
we’re all intoxicated.
or else, I am. and I enjoy this.
i dont really consider it ‘intoxication’ per se, but i got a nice calm goin on.
the world is yours.
fuckin cool.
do i need a receipt to get a refund?
Whoop Whoop scruffy :
Old Mr Dangerous, Nyro, bayAreaShamanawfully paranoid, arent you?
12:20 am
March 30, 2013
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scruffy said
Old Mr Dangerous said
we’re all intoxicated.
or else, I am. and I enjoy this.i dont really consider it ‘intoxication’ per se, but i got a nice calm goin on.
the world is yours.
fuckin cool.
do i need a receipt to get a refund?
the calm before da storm – 2 dope
receipt? nein.. i’ll take your word for it.
1:02 am
December 3, 2012
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Nyro said
Why does the knight have to be white?
They dont. Martin Lawrence was a Black Knight at one point.
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NyroThere's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
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