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8:45 pm
March 30, 2013
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Driving home from work, I just could not stop laughing at Shaggys verses on here man! Its the absolute perfect riding song. I honestly don’t laugh as much as I’d like to, but FT has (as Emma Stone said of Bill Murray in “Zombieland”) a direct line to my funny bone. If you haven’t heard it, cop it and pop it in your deck while on a nice long commute or road trip. Nerver gets old somehow to me.
Imagine then doing a Freaky Tales show like Riddlebox and Milenko. Lol I wouldn’t be able to stand up I’d be doubled over heaving and laughing! But I still would vote for that Tunnel of Love + more chick songs first
If I were to try and explain the ICP to a new open-minded soul, and only had five essential albums to offer, it would be one of them. FT reveals their humor bluntly and consistently.
It would be:
Freaky Tales
Riddlebox
The Wraith: Shangri-La and Hell’s Pit
Beverly Kills 50187
.. to showcase the variety they have to offer. Serious songs about poverty, racism, etc.. and the fun and funny side mixed nicely in there. They are masters at that. And for newer stuff I’d have to toss in a Rydas or Lotus album. To showcase their other styles.
10:39 am
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August 6, 2013
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I love the part when j talks about Victoria justice and Brenda song lol. He talks about Brenda song twice
12:42 pm
February 18, 2014
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I got bt 30 min into it and i had to leave but im still trying to listen to all of it……from the parts i heard it wus fuking freaky
1:10 pm
July 27, 2012
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I listened to this all the way through today, for the first time. It’s funny I guess, couldn’t always hold my attention though. I spaced out often enough that I probably missed half of it.
9:33 pm
September 8, 2012
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Freaky Tales is the same thing, over and over for an hour. I’ve listened through it exactly once, on a road trip. I got about halfway through and was like “When will it be over?!?!” but toughed it out and listed to the whole thing. Felt like I’d run a marathon or something haha To anyone not into ICP, I’d recommend listening to the first five verses of it, then moving on to better stuff since it just repeats itself.
-Jules
9:44 pm
August 27, 2012
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the_almighty_smack said
this is one of the albums I do not have I picked up red pop and white pop but I left this one out I will pick it up one day but still yet to own it.
funny thing about this song is that some bars here in Montreal have jukeboxes where they have all songs from all death pops and I normaly pop in 2 bucks just before I leave the bar and play this song use my credits to skip the songs before me.
This part made me literally laugh out loud.
This part made me wonder if Smack woulda bought black pop if it had a trading card. It sure worked with WICKED so i imagine it would work again.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:51 pm
March 30, 2013
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Freaky Tales is the same thing, over and over for an hour. I’ve listened through it exactly once, on a road trip. I got about halfway through and was like “When will it be over?!?!” but toughed it out and listed to the whole thing. Felt like I’d run a marathon or something haha To anyone not into ICP, I’d recommend listening to the first five verses of it, then moving on to better stuff since it just repeats itself. -Jules
You’re tellin me that, against all better judgement, in spite of how juvenile and retarded most of the rhymes are, that you can’t help but laugh out loud at Shaggs funny ass lines?? I dunno I guess I’m just in tune to Shaggys sense of humor on this one.. his delivery on rhymes that would sound plain stupid for any other rapper, on FT for me it just works.
I think I want to record my own FT now…
4:24 pm
March 30, 2013
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Old Mr Dangerous said Freaky Tales is the same thing, over and over for an hour. I’ve listened through it exactly once, on a road trip. I got about halfway through and was like “When will it be over?!?!” but toughed it out and listed to the whole thing. Felt like I’d run a marathon or something haha To anyone not into ICP, I’d recommend listening to the first five verses of it, then moving on to better stuff since it just repeats itself. -Jules You’re tellin me that, against all better judgement, in spite of how juvenile and retarded most of the rhymes are, that you can’t help but laugh out loud at Shaggs funny ass lines?? I dunno I guess I’m just in tune to Shaggys sense of humor on this one.. his delivery on rhymes that would sound plain stupid for any other rapper, on FT for me it just works. I think I want to record my own FT now…
“I once banged a chick in a mental ward…. …felt pretty good but I think she was a tard.” ~ Entire song
I knew this dude, his name was Lucky
his momma was a chickenhead that
always screamed “pluck me!”
She was bald-headed and kinda chunky
but she worked my banana like a starvin monkey.
Out of respect, I’ll do your retort for you:
I met this jerk, they call him OMD
he ran up to a dude and said
“molest me!”
He was testin’ me more than the SAT’s
his favorite hobby was sharing STD’s.
9:28 pm
May 29, 2013
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I met this bitch named Liz-zee
Her neden smelt kinda fish-ee
I was 14 didn’t fuckin care
and tagged that bitch right through her underwear!
the true story of LTB losing his virginity right there.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
12:26 pm
March 30, 2013
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LTB said
I met this bitch named Liz-zeeHer neden smelt kinda fish-ee
I was 14 didn’t fuckin care
and tagged that bitch right through her underwear!
the true story of LTB losing his virginity right there.
I also had a bitch named Liz-zee
She kept jars of my pee-pee
She liked to smoke crack
and drink liquor daily
She’ll cut her arms up if
you mention me.
7:58 pm
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August 6, 2013
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I could make shit up, but I don’t have any real freaky tales…
12:21 am
August 27, 2012
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I once knew a bitch named Kelly
Her pussy looked and smelled like a deli
I ate there once it woulda been twice
But that shit was just too smelly
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
1:59 am
July 15, 2012
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Stds isn’t a joke
that dumb bitch did all my coke
fuck off. Thats the story
9:16 pm
March 30, 2013
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OCJ_Brendan said
I once knew a bitch named KellyHer pussy looked and smelled like a deli
I ate there once it woulda been twice
But that shit was just too smelly
That’s the nastiest dirty vagina simile since J’s “her neden was yellow and smelled like a cheese pizza” hahaha bravo bravo!
How bout…
The first girl I fucked, I never knew her name
But her neden stunk like a sewer drain
Nose plugs were the answer, no I’m not insane
Cuz even George Romero couldn’t see these brains.
10:48 pm
May 29, 2013
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Kelly kelly your neden’s kinda smelly, funk down your legs and up through your belly hahaha. That’s all i could think of from ocj’s comment. I used to fuck with my homie devin with that line cus his girl he was dating at the time was named kelly. he said her puss smelled too haha, the lesson i’ve learned is all women by the name of kelly have vag odor.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
10:57 am
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August 6, 2013
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Was with this chick named sid-ney
She always let me play with her tit-tees
When down on her right in front of my buds
Didn’t smell at all, but tasted like soap suds.
My first sexual experience when I was in 8th grade lol.
10:06 pm
August 27, 2012
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Mine was about this chick who is on the meth who turns tricks for ice…We really call her Deli Kelly…cuz apparently her shit looks like an open face pastrami sammich…Ive never seen it, but I damn sure have smelled it when a less scrupulous bar skank tagging homie of mine banged her out in a bathroom stall at a bar we were at while I was taking a leak and running interference if the bouncer came in…I wish that wasn’t a true story…I also didn’t know Gonorrhea had a smell…I mean it might not…but he did get it from her so im just drawing the parallel.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:11 pm
May 29, 2013
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most vinereal diseases do in fact have smells. Really bad ones. Gonorreah not excluded.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
12:31 pm
March 30, 2013
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That’s terrible about the odors… I wonder what Skipolophagus smells like. Possibly the cheese pizza he mentioned Roxy Carroll smelling like.
This is an awful and nauseating thread… I regret everything aaaaahhhhjhh!!!
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