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9:18 pm
March 6, 2019
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How does someone become a Juggalo? Do you just identify as one or do you have to become one in some way? Is there an age limit you have to be? Like, do you have to be a certain age to become a Juggalo? And if you have to become a Juggalo how do you do it? I’m mad curious, yo. These questions probably seem hella fuckin’ lame and I probably know the answers to them all but I’m just looking for others opinions.
9:33 pm
May 4, 2014
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Find this guy. He’ll explain everything.
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10:06 pm
February 16, 2018
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Guys I think one of the FBI boys forgot what subtly is
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
10:13 pm
May 22, 2016
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replacing my heart with a liver, so I can drink more and care less!
10:27 pm
August 23, 2014
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Well first you have to kill a man.
Then we make you rape your own moms and throw her off the roof top, ya dig?
Then, the ultimate test. Is you eat monopoly. If you shit out connect 4 you get jumped in officially. But god save you if you dump a fat one of hungry hungry hippo. Youll get shot dead on the spot.
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10:53 pm
February 16, 2018
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jiggles the clown said
Well first you have to kill a man.
Then we make you rape your own moms and throw her off the roof top, ya dig?
Then, the ultimate test. Is you eat monopoly. If you shit out connect 4 you get jumped in officially. But god save you if you dump a fat one of hungry hungry hippo. Youll get shot dead on the spot.
When I was in the hospital I told everyone I was a juggalette, and then in an entirely unrelated conversation the topic of drinking blood came up, I’m not sure what lead to that (it may have been the end of a conversation I remember that this Krip dude started about biting a dude’s jugular) but I said that I’d drank a shit ton of pigs blood one time, and this chick was like “was it to become a juggalo?” I found it really funny, but it was also a bit of a face palm moment.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
11:01 pm
August 23, 2014
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
When I was in the hospital I told everyone I was a juggalette, and then in an entirely unrelated conversation the topic of drinking blood came up, I’m not sure what lead to that (it may have been the end of a conversation I remember that this Krip dude started about biting a dude’s jugular) but I said that I’d drank a shit ton of pigs blood one time, and this chick was like “was it to become a juggalo?” I found it really funny, but it was also a bit of a face palm moment.
See. I would’ve rolled with it. But I’m an asshole.
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11:32 pm
February 16, 2018
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jiggles the clown said
See. I would’ve rolled with it. But I’m an asshole.
Now that I think about it, that would have been reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly funny. But I also didn’t want to lie a whole lot while I was there because I sort of let slip some reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly bad shit that I’d done to a few of them, and I didn’t need them to think I was annnnnnnnnnnny more violent, or think that I was bullshitting them.
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12:54 am
August 23, 2014
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
Now that I think about it, that would have been reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly funny. But I also didn’t want to lie a whole lot while I was there because I sort of let slip some reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly bad shit that I’d done to a few of them, and I didn’t need them to think I was annnnnnnnnnnny more violent, or think that I was bullshitting them.
See. I have this talent where I can say the most ridiculous shit with a completely straight face. But I can also tell the truth with an absolute shit-eating grin. So nobody ever knows if I’m fucking with them or not.
I use this power exclusively for evil.
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1:45 pm
March 6, 2019
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krunkazphuk said
Find this guy. He’ll explain everything.
thanks i’ll make sure to track him down.
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Iris The Tranny juggalette1:46 pm
March 6, 2019
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jiggles the clown said
Well first you have to kill a man.
Then we make you rape your own moms and throw her off the roof top, ya dig?
Then, the ultimate test. Is you eat monopoly. If you shit out connect 4 you get jumped in officially. But god save you if you dump a fat one of hungry hungry hippo. Youll get shot dead on the spot.
shit man that’s pretty extreme but i’ll surely take the risk if it means bein’ a super rad juggalo
2:10 pm
March 30, 2018
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you also have to wash your balls in faygo twice a day any flavor will do
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3:29 pm
May 4, 2014
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fuckboimode said
thanks i’ll make sure to track him down.
Here’s his ChristianMingle profile video. Hope this helps! 
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4:21 pm
August 10, 2017
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Whoa whoa whoa, christianmingle.com is my funny. Regurgitate your own shit. Bitch
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
4:46 pm
August 10, 2017
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Its very possible, the first word that came to mind was ‘cunt’, holy shit!
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
5:15 pm
May 4, 2014
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Yep. Definitely found him.
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5:18 pm
August 10, 2017
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Over a year ago, irrelevant…
Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
8:10 pm
January 3, 2015
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Donald_Trump said
you also have to wash your balls in faygo twice a day any flavor will do
Dude i been soaking mine in redbull daily for the past 20 years???!?!?!? You mean to tell me I been doin it wrong? I thought I was a “juggalo”
10:32 pm
August 13, 2014
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FuckHerRightInThePussy said
Dude i been soaking mine in redbull daily for the past 20 years???!?!?!? You mean to tell me I been doin it wrong? I thought I was a “juggalo”
That’s really a shame to hear man. As you should know you can only oil yourself up with a 40 of redbull. Faygo is for your nutz. We’re going to need you to bring your membership card, as well as your personally shit out “Connect four” to the next meeting on the 17th for ritual sacrifice. I’m sure you understand.
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