bacon.

lol

I would take the perfect bacon and throw it on the perfect burger and be straight. Wish I had that option when MDP came out, whoever chose the bacon wouldn’t have missed out on anything. I base this off the fact I never expect another dope joker’s card ever again. Bacon never disappoints though, it brings light to my darkness and makes my fat ass wanna get up in the morning. If someone would bring me bacon in bed, I would never need to get up. I’d just have my bacon and a bedpan and could live like an invalid. Be straight. And those edible bacon panties up there are a dream come true dude, after you’re done you’re full and she’s all greasy and lubed up. I’d be done there makin bacon burgers out her crotch, damn, I’m gettin excited. Excuse me for a minute….

The smell of bacon frying can never be anything short of heavenly. Blasphemy Scruffy. I’ll have to take your word on that though, I can’t go a week without pork, let alone a year. It’s not like we live in a third world country, avoiding bacon or pork would be very hard to do. Especially since I go out to breakfast about 4 times a week. As soon as you walk in it hits you, bacon on pancakes with syrup, bacon omeltes, fried egg and bacon sandwiches, multiple sides of bacon and fried ham. Holy shit dude, without pork breakfast would certainly be lame as fuck. I’d just sleep till noon and be like fuck it. I’m not getting out of bed for eggs alone.

So we’re talking about bacon now.

Really?
Really dude?